What possess's people to drink coffee

Post by **schlockey** » Thu Jul 21, 2005 9:34 am

Dave wrote:
schlockey wrote:I'm an american?
Judging by your email address and IP block, I'd say you work for an American company.

I'm an american that works for an american company? Say it isnt so!

Post by **Dave** » Thu Jul 21, 2005 9:36 am

Well don't ask silly questions then

Post by **schlockey** » Thu Jul 21, 2005 9:39 am

"I'm an american?" was more of a statement than a question.

Post by **Dave** » Thu Jul 21, 2005 9:44 am

schlockey wrote:"I'm an american?" was more of a statement than a question.

It's a fucking question. That's why they call that thing at the end a question mark... because it marks a question

Post by **saturn** » Thu Jul 21, 2005 10:01 am

lol, what a dickhead.

I'm an MD and I need 4 cups of coffee a day, otherwise people may die.

Fuck off.

Post by **schlockey** » Thu Jul 21, 2005 10:06 am

Christ saturn, give it up. You think you need it because you are told that by advertizing. ONLY WAY TO BE ENERGIZED AND AWAKE IS BY DRINKING COFFEE, so you do it.

Post by **schlockey** » Thu Jul 21, 2005 10:07 am

You think that just because you are an MD and you drink coffee that its alright? Please.

I know doctors that smoke, but it will still fucking kill them.

Post by **Dave** » Thu Jul 21, 2005 10:11 am

schlockey wrote:You think that just because you are an MD and you drink coffee that its alright?

Was that a question you wanted someone to answer?

Post by **schlockey** » Thu Jul 21, 2005 10:24 am

More of a statement.

Post by **saturn** » Thu Jul 21, 2005 10:39 am

schlockey wrote:Christ saturn, give it up. You think you need it because you are told that by advertizing. ONLY WAY TO BE ENERGIZED AND AWAKE IS BY DRINKING COFFEE, so you do it.

told by advertisement? rofl, sure thing idiot.

get off your high horse

Post by **schlockey** » Thu Jul 21, 2005 10:40 am

If you dont do it because you think it will make you more energised (which you learn from advertixing) then why do you drink it? What made you first start?

You dont need it man, just out the cup down and take a deep breath.

Post by **+JuggerNaut+** » Thu Jul 21, 2005 10:42 am

+JuggerNaut+ wrote:
go kick yourself in the balls and call it a night.

Post by **saturn** » Thu Jul 21, 2005 10:43 am

schlockey wrote:If you dont do it because you think it will make you more energised (which you learn from advertixing) then why do you drink it? What made you first start?

You dont need it man, just out the cup down and take a deep breath.

I love it, I need it, I only drink in the morning. kthxbye.

Post by **Grudge** » Thu Jul 21, 2005 10:44 am

Post by **+JuggerNaut+** » Thu Jul 21, 2005 10:45 am

bluetooth. wireless technology.

Post by **Dave** » Thu Jul 21, 2005 11:18 am

Grudge wrote:BT?

Everytime you guys try to guess an alt nick, you're wrong

Post by **+JuggerNaut+** » Thu Jul 21, 2005 11:19 am

i'm always right. and it's no different with this one.

Post by **Dave** » Thu Jul 21, 2005 11:22 am

+JuggerNaut+ wrote:i'm always right. and it's no different with this one.

I dont think we ever had a poster named Bluetooth, but I could be wrong.

Time for a nap before work. I spent all night trying to lure a mouse out of my closet without killing the fucking thing. Those things are wily, but I finally won with 4 textbooks, a coke box and a piece of pizza crust.

Saturn would have snapped its neck, but I let it loose outside

Post by **Dave** » Thu Jul 21, 2005 11:32 am

Speaking of BT

I sit in my eternal realm of sadness
Despair and sadness is all I know
Some jocks jumped me after school today
They threw my cape on the roof

The devil is my only friend
In this bitter world of hatred
Oh shit, gotta go
My mascera is running

Trent Reznor is the only one who understands me
His lyrics touch my heart and soul
I need to go to Hot Topic
To buy some T Shirts

The ebon abyss of feral eyes
Eats away slowly at my soul
I hate preps
They always throw spit balls at me in 3rd period

Post by **saturn** » Thu Jul 21, 2005 12:40 pm

Dave wrote:
+JuggerNaut+ wrote:i'm always right. and it's no different with this one.
I dont think we ever had a poster named Bluetooth, but I could be wrong.

Time for a nap before work. I spent all night trying to lure a mouse out of my closet without killing the fucking thing. Those things are wily, but I finally won with 4 textbooks, a coke box and a piece of pizza crust.

Saturn would have snapped its neck, but I let it loose outside

actually, I caught a little baby mouse once in my old house. I raised it for a few days till it became big enough to escape the carton box I put it in. But yeah, I've snapped necks of labmice while pulling the tail since it's the quickest and least painful way of killing a mouse (for use in experiments).

Post by **Ryoki** » Thu Jul 21, 2005 12:47 pm

Last time i had a mouse i borrowed my parents cat and set her loose in my house.

But to my dissapointment the sudden change of scenery unnerved the cat, and it took her almost a week to catch the damn thing - dispite my continuous insults regarding her hunting skills.

Post by **Dave** » Thu Jul 21, 2005 2:39 pm

you should have called her a pussy

Post by **mik0rs** » Thu Jul 21, 2005 2:50 pm

Dave wrote:I like the floral taste of Earl Grey

You big poof.

Post by **menkent** » Thu Jul 21, 2005 2:50 pm

weird, i'm just finishing Flowers for Algernon

Post by **mik0rs** » Thu Jul 21, 2005 2:55 pm

I like the smell and taste of coffee.

I'm generally only ever tired from being dehydrated so water cures that easily enough. A couple of times I've had coffee when I've not realised I was dehydrated and it royally fucked with my brain every time. There's something I don't like about 5,000 thoughts swirling around competing for brain space.