The Pentagon's "Ray Gun" - for real

Post by **tnf** » Thu Jul 21, 2005 7:23 pm

I want that I can take into the classroom with me. Would work great for when the group is not paying attention and fucking around.

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Thu Jul 21, 2005 7:24 pm

Yeah and if ever you're hungry you can eat one of your students.

Post by **Kammesennin** » Sat Jul 23, 2005 7:37 am

would be awesome for someone in kindergarten to bring one in for show and tell. "Look how well it cooks Johnny's brains!!"

Post by **Foo** » Sat Jul 23, 2005 10:52 am

Dave wrote:The only problem I see is that if you shoot it into crowds, what happens if there's no room for crowds to disperse?

Also how are people in intense pain going to know which way to go to get out of the 'zone'?

Post by **eepberries** » Sat Jul 23, 2005 5:57 pm

I guess we'll just have to wait for videos of this in action on ebaum's before we'll really know

Post by **Pext** » Sat Jul 23, 2005 8:26 pm

eepberries wrote:Don't microwaves cause like, cancer? :icon27:

this is warfare, lol... would you care?

and since the alternative is killing them...

Post by **Foo** » Sat Jul 23, 2005 8:30 pm

The alternative to microwaving protestors is killing them?

This is going to be used for crowd control.

Worse, if it's got no short-term effects but causes cancer, it'll be used on progressively less dangerous crowds, and 50 or so years down the line thousands of people die from the cancer it caused.

So what's the deal? Protest and we'll shorten your life and provide a slow, agonising death? Sounds humanitarilicious!

Post by **Pext** » Sat Jul 23, 2005 8:33 pm

i'm not so sure about "crowd control"

if the army would get hands on a usefull area of efect pain weapon (enough time to rush in with some marines), they'd use it, i think.

Post by **[xeno]Julios** » Sat Jul 23, 2005 10:18 pm

what's the difference between the latest in pentagon crowd control and a marathon comprising of homosexuals?

one's a ray gun, while the other is a gay run.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Post by **7zark7** » Sat Jul 23, 2005 10:24 pm

Bahahaha! :icon19: :icon14:

Post by **tnf** » Sat Jul 23, 2005 10:31 pm

That was good jules.

Post by **simple** » Sun Jul 24, 2005 5:08 am

Kracus wrote:Yeah and if ever you're hungry you can eat one of your students.

yep, but that's called cannibalism, and that's frowned a pone.

Testoclesius · Post by **Testoclesius** » Sun Jul 24, 2005 5:16 am

Kracus wrote:lol so they're microwaving people now!? :icon19:

yeah they are mate thats why everyones in this thread discussing it :lol:

Post by **losCHUNK** » Sun Jul 24, 2005 8:54 am

lol, throw on a metal bullet proof vest and see them shit themselves when you start looking like dr doom

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Sun Jul 24, 2005 10:41 am

tnf wrote:I want that I can take into the classroom with me. Would work great for when the group is not paying attention and fucking around.

LOL