The last movie you saw
Dukes of Hazzard -- saw it at the toronto premiere. it's pretty bad. A few times it manages to be funny, and jessica simpson basically does a striptease every scene she's in, but in large part its just boring. The car chases aren't impressive either. 4/10
The Talented Mr Ripley -- kinda weird, kinda gay ... good acting but i didn't like the plot or the direction and we didnt get to see gwyneth paltrows tits. There were only 3 murders and one of them was offscreen. the movie really just lost it after jude law's character died and never got things back together. 5/10
edit: oh yeah, and i thought cate blanchet and gwyneth paltrow were supposed to be twins or something for a while. they shouldn't have chosen actresses that similar looking unless they were meant to be sisters or someshit.
The Talented Mr Ripley -- kinda weird, kinda gay ... good acting but i didn't like the plot or the direction and we didnt get to see gwyneth paltrows tits. There were only 3 murders and one of them was offscreen. the movie really just lost it after jude law's character died and never got things back together. 5/10
edit: oh yeah, and i thought cate blanchet and gwyneth paltrow were supposed to be twins or something for a while. they shouldn't have chosen actresses that similar looking unless they were meant to be sisters or someshit.
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ok, i understand you get to see some of the premieres for free(?), but Dukes of Hazard? i hope you had to do it to write a review or something.sliver wrote:Dukes of Hazzard -- saw it at the toronto premiere. it's pretty bad. A few times it manages to be funny, and jessica simpson basically does a striptease every scene she's in, but in large part its just boring. The car chases aren't impressive either. 4/10
The Talented Mr Ripley -- kinda weird, kinda gay ... good acting but i didn't like the plot or the direction and we didnt get to see gwyneth paltrows tits. There were only 3 murders and one of them was offscreen. the movie really just lost it after jude law's character died and never got things back together. 5/10
edit: oh yeah, and i thought cate blanchet and gwyneth paltrow were supposed to be twins or something for a while. they shouldn't have chosen actresses that similar looking unless they were meant to be sisters or someshit.
Talented Mr. Ripley..
i just looked through my personal ratings book and i gave it a 7.
yes i see them for free. why would i turn down a free movie? Hell, i saw the Whole Ten Yards premiere, and it was the worst movie i've ever seen in my life. [never saw gigli.] Im studying to be a journalist/film critic, so my best bet is to see every movie i can.+JuggerNaut+ wrote:ok, i understand you get to see some of the premieres for free(?), but Dukes of Hazard? i hope you had to do it to write a review or something.
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Dukes really wasn't that awful. I took my buddy andrew to the premiere and we just laughed through the movie [often at parts that weren't meant to be funny]. I've seen so very many flicks that were far worse: Soldier, Anacondas, Whole 10 Yards, the avengers, barb wire, day after tomorrow, speed 2, etc. come to mind
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The Island - boring crap, way too long.
Before the last quarter of the movie I was like "Holy shit it still isn't over?"
Gattaca was like 1000 times better.
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On the plus side: The product placement wasn't as bad as I had anticipated. Far from subtle but not overly obnoxious. Bad Boys II was a lot worse.
Before the last quarter of the movie I was like "Holy shit it still isn't over?"
Gattaca was like 1000 times better.
Edit:
On the plus side: The product placement wasn't as bad as I had anticipated. Far from subtle but not overly obnoxious. Bad Boys II was a lot worse.
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Haven't seen The Island, but the trailers remind me of Logan's Run.SplishSplash wrote:The Island - boring crap, way too long.
Before the last quarter of the movie I was like "Holy shit it still isn't over?"
Gattaca was like 1000 times better.
Edit:
On the plus side: The product placement wasn't as bad as I had anticipated. Far from subtle but not overly obnoxious. Bad Boys II was a lot worse.
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New acquisitions:
<a href="http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/B00007ELDF/qid=1123969555/sr=8-1/ref=pd_bbs_1/103-0244304-2693456?v=glance&s=dvd&n=507846">Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas</a>
<a href="http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/B0009RCPY8/ref=pd_cps_th_1/103-0244304-2693456?v=glance&s=dvd">Ghostbusters I & II</a>
<a href="http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/B00007ELEP/qid=1123969656/sr=1-1/ref=sr_1_1/103-0244304-2693456?v=glance&s=dvd">Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels</a>
<a href="http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/B0008ENHTE/qid=1123969716/sr=1-1/ref=sr_1_1/103-0244304-2693456?v=glance&s=dvd">Bullitt</a>
<a href="http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/B00007ELDF/qid=1123969555/sr=8-1/ref=pd_bbs_1/103-0244304-2693456?v=glance&s=dvd&n=507846">Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas</a>
<a href="http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/B0009RCPY8/ref=pd_cps_th_1/103-0244304-2693456?v=glance&s=dvd">Ghostbusters I & II</a>
<a href="http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/B00007ELEP/qid=1123969656/sr=1-1/ref=sr_1_1/103-0244304-2693456?v=glance&s=dvd">Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels</a>
<a href="http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/B0008ENHTE/qid=1123969716/sr=1-1/ref=sr_1_1/103-0244304-2693456?v=glance&s=dvd">Bullitt</a>
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Dave wrote:New acquisitions:
<a href="http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/B00007ELDF/qid=1123969555/sr=8-1/ref=pd_bbs_1/103-0244304-2693456?v=glance&s=dvd&n=507846">Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas</a>
<a href="http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/B0009RCPY8/ref=pd_cps_th_1/103-0244304-2693456?v=glance&s=dvd">Ghostbusters I & II</a>
<a href="http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/B00007ELEP/qid=1123969656/sr=1-1/ref=sr_1_1/103-0244304-2693456?v=glance&s=dvd">Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels</a>
<a href="http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/B0008ENHTE/qid=1123969716/sr=1-1/ref=sr_1_1/103-0244304-2693456?v=glance&s=dvd">Bullitt</a>
nice list.
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