LOL! ebay scam hilarity

Post by **Nightshade** » Tue Aug 09, 2005 7:08 pm

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?Vi ... 5791782530

Someone would have purchased that, I'd pretty much guarantee it.

Post by **Dek** » Tue Aug 09, 2005 7:11 pm

ahha

Esto es muy malo. No trabaja. Me engañan!" -Toraidio Smith, Tijuana

Post by **neh** » Tue Aug 09, 2005 7:15 pm

Post by **ilumos** » Tue Aug 09, 2005 7:15 pm

!

"Numbers don't lie!"

Great stuff.

Post by **o'dium** » Tue Aug 09, 2005 7:17 pm

I'd buy it :icon14:

Post by **emoticon** » Tue Aug 09, 2005 7:18 pm

Our Customers Love It!

Ted Smith, New York, Todd Smith, Los Angeles, Tina Smith, Chicago, Toraidio Smith, Tijuana, Theresa Smith, Miami, Tim Smith, Seattle

Wow! What are the odds of that?

Post by **werldhed** » Tue Aug 09, 2005 7:24 pm

Ebay is blocked here at work. Anyone want to cut/paste or sum up?

Post by **bork[e]** » Tue Aug 09, 2005 7:32 pm

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Wi-Fi Speed Spray DramaticalIy Increase Data Throughput
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Want Faster Data Transfer?
WiFi Speed Spray™ to the rescue!

This revolutionary product enhances the transfer of computer data through the air. You'll be amazed!

Do you live in a polluted environment such as Los Angeles? If so, you've probably experienced the heartbreak of data transfer slow-down.
WiFi Speed Spray™ can overcome the effects of pollution, increase fidelity, and provide you with the fastest wireless data transfer possible.
Compatible with ALL 802.XXx standards!

It's a scientific fact. Radio waves become sluggish under a variety of common environmental conditions. Besides air pollution, radio waves slow down in noisy environments, at night, and in "high emission" areas such as computer rooms, offices that use fluorescent lighting, and even in the kitchen (those pesky microwave ovens are to blame!).

WiFi Speed Spray™ is designed to eliminate these harsh conditions selectively. Only the radio wave path is affected. It's 100% SAFE to use, natural, no harmful toxic substances, and no side-effects. It's so safe, you can even BREATHE it in.

How it works
The patented formula in WiFi Speed Spray™ is the result of years of scientific research and testing. Simply spray the area around your computer. Usually five or six sprays is all it takes. As your computer sends data, each bit also carries hundreds of invisible WiFi Speed Spray™ "scrubbing" molecules. It works at the speed of light. and even penetrates lead walls (not even Superman can do that!). Within .0025 seconds, the entire path between you and the receiver is cleaned, scrubbed, polished, and sanitized. You'll notice the improvement immediately as your productivity soars!.

Wifi Speed Spray™ lasts up to one hour under normal conditions. When you notice that things are slowing down, just grab your handy WiFi Speed Spray™ and reapply. It's easy!
Our Customers Love It!
"I really didn't think it would work, but now I'm a believer. I just ordered another case of WiFi Speed Spray™ and I recommend it to all of my friends." - Ted Smith, New York

"A perfect holiday gift for everyone on your list." - Todd Smith, Los Angeles

"It's an amazing product, and I would not hesitate to recommend it to anyone who has a computer or would like to have a computer." -Tina Smith, Chicago

"Esto es muy malo. No trabaja. Me engañan!" -Toraidio Smith, Tijuana

"I can't believe it. Now my FM radio even sounds better!" -Theresa Smith, Miami

"A few sprays, and we're talking 18 Mps each way! Whoah!" -Tim Smith, Seattle

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Don't take our word on it. Before you decide, get the scientific facts.

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WiFi Speed Spray™ is 100% safe, 100% NATURAL NON-TOXIC substance. and is effective when used as directed. Do not use near electrical appliances, as any liquid can cause problems in excess. Wi-Fi Speed Spray is the ultimate gift for the geek who has EVERYTHING. Contains 99% water, 1% secret ingredient. Bottle and label design subject to change due to availability. Batteries not in cluded, (none required).

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Post by **werldhed** » Tue Aug 09, 2005 7:35 pm

Thanks

Post by **plained** » Tue Aug 09, 2005 7:37 pm

hehe va-poo-rize

Post by **o'dium** » Tue Aug 09, 2005 7:40 pm

well done bork[e] but it just NEEDS the pics

Post by **Nightshade** » Tue Aug 09, 2005 7:46 pm

You can't argue with that many Smiths.

Post by **simple** » Tue Aug 09, 2005 7:49 pm

"It works at the speed of light. and even penetrates lead walls (not even Superman can do that!). "

Post by **R00k** » Tue Aug 09, 2005 7:57 pm

excellent

I sent this to our network guy and told him we should definitely look into this for our wireless connections. :icon14:

Post by **Underpants?** » Tue Aug 09, 2005 8:14 pm

nice find

Post by **CrinklyArse** » Tue Aug 09, 2005 8:19 pm

heh, that must of took a while to do though.

Post by **losCHUNK** » Tue Aug 09, 2005 9:42 pm

wtf, i use that stuff and it works

Post by **Bacon** » Tue Aug 09, 2005 9:46 pm

:olo::olo:

Post by **Yeando** » Tue Aug 09, 2005 10:01 pm

Id trust that guy :icon27:

Post by **seremtan** » Tue Aug 09, 2005 10:43 pm

It works at the speed of light.

Post by **Denz** » Tue Aug 09, 2005 11:05 pm

Bacon wrote:

:olo::olo:

You beat me to it, ,,, hahahaha

:olo::olo:

edit: wow, icon19 changed, how come? I'm so used to typing icon19 that now I'm wandering around the internet.

Post by **duffman91** » Tue Aug 09, 2005 11:12 pm

I love this bit

Item location: Las Vegas, Nevada
United States

I wonder if its somebody here at work.

Post by **Tsakali** » Tue Aug 09, 2005 11:45 pm

I'm going straight to the patent office