This is serious guys... life is short

[eepberries]

Subject: this is horrible

Hi my name is Kayla Wightman. I am 15 years old, and i have a sever lung cancer from second hand smoke. I also have a large tumor in my brain, from repeated beatings. Doctors say I will die soon if this isn't fixed, and my family can't pay the bills. The Make A Wish Foundation, has agreed to donate 7 cents everytime this message is sent on. For those of you who send this along , I thank you so much, but for those who don't send it, what goes around comes around.


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[Grudge]

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[rep]

Why do you guys get the good ones?

Mine don't make any sense.

They're all like,

"Harlson, time for the drink brought fastly her upon the face v1ox><. Anyways, said Jaineburg, flapping profusely, in hands."

[seremtan]

i get none at all in my POP3 a/c, thanks to my wisdom and forethought in not handing out my address to every cocksucker on the internet.

my old work a/c though was all penis enlargement, cheap meds and knock-off rolexes. awesome

[seremtan]

...a large tumor in my brain, from repeated beatings... my family can't pay the bills.

[SplishSplash]

I'll donate 7c to fix her lung cancer if she tells me how to fix lung cancer.

[Massive Quasars]

I'll donate 7c to fix her lung cancer if she tells me how to fix lung cancer.

Still a smoker then? No surprise.

[rep]

i get none at all in my POP3 a/c, thanks to my wisdom and forethought in not handing out my address to every cocksucker on the internet.

So it has to be YOU that hands out your address? I see.

[DRuM]

but for those who don't send it, what goes around comes around.

Lol, there's the giveaway right there. No charitable cause would imply you're bad if you don't donate.

[Transient]

No charitable cause would imply you're bad if you don't donate.

Yes it would.

[Jackal]

lol whoever believes that is very smart

[SplishSplash]

Still a smoker then? No surprise.

I quit smoking 6 months ago, but if cancer was curable I'd start again.

[Dave]

One good reason not to cure cancer

[+JuggerNaut+]

Still a smoker then? No surprise.

I quit smoking 6 months ago, but if cancer was curable I'd start again.

why don't you just put that in your sig



*edit* roofles @ you, dave

[Dr.Gibbs]

Lol, there's the giveaway right there. No charitable cause would imply you're bad if you don't donate.

Actually I think the giveaway is, how the crap are they going to know how many times the email has been sent and pay $0.07 for each one?

[feedback]

ACTUALLY I THINK THE GIVEAWAY IS THAT YOU GOT IT IN AN EMAIL, PRICKS.

[eepberries]

ACTUALLY I THINK THE GIVEAWAY IS THAT YOU GOT IT IN AN EMAIL, PRICKS.

I didn't even get it in an email, I just thought it was pathetically funny

[pjw]

Hi, my name is Najeeri Mongo and I am a quadraplegic who is deaf, dumb, and blind. I also have a very blunted sense of touch. I have spent months learning to read braille with my mouth so that I can come onto the intenet and ask you all to help me by typing this with my tongue. One of the care workers is touching my penis, a lot, and no one seems to be doing anything about it. Please respond if you can help me.

[GONNAFISTYA]

Hi Najeeri Mongo. The care worker that is touching your penis, a lot, is me.

Wait till you go to sleep.