i had a dream i killed myself...

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Freakaloin
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i had a dream i killed myself...

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then i dumped my body in a lake...a few days later i floated to the top and had to hide the body again...meaning?
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You sure this wasn't your wife's dream?
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plained
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Post by plained »

go easy on yourself and others.

plus take a piss or two
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Post by R00k »

So how exactly did you kill yourself, then hide your own dead body? Was this some sort of out-of-body thing, like when you got kidnapped by aliens?
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Post by Freakaloin »

can't remember...i saw myself floating in the water and i was trying to distract ppl so they wouldn't see me...
a defining attribute of a government is that it has a monopoly on the legitimate exercise of violence...
Underpants?
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Post by Underpants? »

Nightshade wrote:You sure this wasn't your wife's dream?
geoff's dream tonight will involve geoff banning geoff, coming back, then being permanently banned by geoff.
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Post by Real Talk »

Underpants? wrote:
Nightshade wrote:You sure this wasn't your wife's dream?
geoff's dream tonight will involve geoff banning geoff, coming back, then being permanently banned by geoff.
I had a dream that I was a lonesome testicle wandering around in the dark looking for my long lost twin brother.
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Re: i had a dream i killed myself...

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Freakaloin wrote:then i dumped my body in a lake...a few days later i floated to the top and had to hide the body again...meaning?
It means you'll live to take care of your 245265 kids, Mr. MoM :olo:

It is your sole purpose in life...cleaning dishes and changing diapers is your game of choice :olo:

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Real Talk wrote:
Underpants? wrote:
Nightshade wrote:You sure this wasn't your wife's dream?
geoff's dream tonight will involve geoff banning geoff, coming back, then being permanently banned by geoff.
I had a dream that I was a lonesome testicle wandering around in the dark looking for my long lost twin brother.
wow so your dreams are as fucking unoriginal and retarded as your lonely everyday cunt life... how sad for you.
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The only thing around here that's lonely is your ball. That's real talk right there.
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Post by Underpants? »

whoa, awesome comeback, how do you cleverly craft every post to sound like poorly worded scribblings on a toilet stall door like that :icon14: ?
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I just imagine myself with one testicle and the words just roll off.
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Post by Underpants? »

inspiration is a subtle, evasive current, momentarily caught by few yet harnessed by none.
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Kind of like the way I harness both of my balls in my hand when I grab my sack?
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Re: i had a dream i killed myself...

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Freakaloin wrote:then i dumped my body in a lake...a few days later i floated to the top and had to hide the body again...meaning?
it means that you don't understand the simple physical fact that in order for a body of a particular mass to sink, its weight must exceed that of an identical mass of water, which a human body in a state of morbidity clearly does not

lol...u moron...
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Real Talk wrote:Kind of like the way I harness both of my balls in my hand when I grab my sack?
:olo:
nice try kid, really.
I hate to see wasted effort but it's true that if you cannot make stupid useful, keep stupid busy--so go nuts.
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Underpants? wrote:
Real Talk wrote:Kind of like the way I harness both of my balls in my hand when I grab my sack?
:olo:
nice try kid, really.
I hate to see wasted effort but it's true that if you cannot make stupid useful, keep stupid busy--so go nuts.
I can go nuts, you can only go nut.
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Post by Underpants? »

:olo: oh shit
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Post by Nightshade »

Real Talk wrote:
Underpants? wrote:
Real Talk wrote:Kind of like the way I harness both of my balls in my hand when I grab my sack?
:olo:
nice try kid, really.
I hate to see wasted effort but it's true that if you cannot make stupid useful, keep stupid busy--so go nuts.
I can go nuts, you can only go nut.
Ok, now that's funny. :olo:
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Post by shadd_ »

Real Talk wrote:
Underpants? wrote:
Real Talk wrote:Kind of like the way I harness both of my balls in my hand when I grab my sack?
:olo:
nice try kid, really.
I hate to see wasted effort but it's true that if you cannot make stupid useful, keep stupid busy--so go nuts.
I can go nuts, you can only go nut.


:icon28: :olo:
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Post by Ryoki »

Real Talk wrote: I can go nuts, you can only go nut.
Bwahahaha :olo:
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LOL
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Underpants? wrote:
Nightshade wrote:You sure this wasn't your wife's dream?
geoff's dream tonight will involve geoff banning geoff, coming back, then being permanently banned by geoff.
heheh
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Re: i had a dream i killed myself...

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Duhard wrote:
Freakaloin wrote:then i dumped my body in a lake...a few days later i floated to the top and had to hide the body again...meaning?
It means you'll live to take care of your 245265 kids, Mr. MoM :olo:

It is your sole purpose in life...cleaning dishes and changing diapers is your game of choice :olo:

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nice

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Post by Canis »

Too bad it was just a dream...
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