At 5am this morning

Post by **phantasmagoria** » Wed Sep 28, 2005 10:24 am

My neighbor came home drunk and started singing Smoke on the Water, extremely badly and extremely loudly, over and over till about 8am, when he proceeded to pass out after arguing with his wife.

It's now 11:21am, he'll be right in the middle of his deep sleep, he'll be dreaming of his dole cheque and kicking his dog till it's within an inch of his life. I've put my big floor speakers against his wall, turned up the bass and am pounding some headsplitting music through the wall.

That'll teach him. Stupid Hartlepudlian cunt.

Post by **phantasmagoria** » Wed Sep 28, 2005 10:36 am

The glass of water on my desk is vibrating in time to the music. I hope his hangover enduced headache will be diong the same on the inside of his skull.

Post by **E:v:O** » Wed Sep 28, 2005 5:44 pm

Domestic situations like these make me think, I'm so happy to live in the middle of a field surrounded by lots of other fields..

Post by **werldhed** » Wed Sep 28, 2005 8:39 pm

E:v:O wrote:Domestic situations like these make me think, I'm so happy to live in the middle of a field surrounded by lots of other fields..

So you're enjoying Kansas, then?

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Wed Sep 28, 2005 11:14 pm

werldhed wrote:
E:v:O wrote:Domestic situations like these make me think, I'm so happy to live in the middle of a field surrounded by lots of other fields..
So you're enjoying Kansas, then?

I think it's a Deep Purple Song not Kansas.

Post by **bork[e]** » Wed Sep 28, 2005 11:18 pm

aaahahhahahaa

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Wed Sep 28, 2005 11:21 pm

BTW I once did the same thing toward the kindergarden in my backyard. There are like 20 3to 5 yo screaming at 8 am, what a type of an alarm clock.
I put my radio full blast, but they are still there.
My little house for sale because we can't stand them anymore.
PS;. I love childreen but...

Post by **busetibi** » Thu Sep 29, 2005 12:13 am

pete wrote:BTW I once did the same thing toward the kindergarden in my backyard. There are like 20 3to 5 yo screaming at 8 am, what a type of an alarm clock.
I put my radio full blast, but they are still there.
My little house for sale because we can't stand them anymore.
PS;. I love childreen but...

8am?? wtf are you still doing in bed at that time of the morning?
do you work?

Post by **werldhed** » Thu Sep 29, 2005 12:30 am

pete wrote:
werldhed wrote:
E:v:O wrote:Domestic situations like these make me think, I'm so happy to live in the middle of a field surrounded by lots of other fields..
So you're enjoying Kansas, then?
I think it's a Deep Purple Song not Kansas.

larf

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Thu Sep 29, 2005 12:54 am

busetibi wrote:
pete wrote:BTW I once did the same thing toward the kindergarden in my backyard. There are like 20 3to 5 yo screaming at 8 am, what a type of an alarm clock.
I put my radio full blast, but they are still there.
My little house for sale because we can't stand them anymore.
PS;. I love childreen but...
8am?? wtf are you still doing in bed at that time of the morning?
do you work?

Yes I work but I am my own boss and lazy at that.
I sometime get up only at 12.

Post by **CrinklyArse** » Mon Jan 23, 2006 2:11 pm

wait, i'm sure i posted in a thread just like this one

Post by **CrinklyArse** » Mon Jan 23, 2006 2:12 pm

http://www.quake3world.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=16047

Post by **Foo** » Mon Jan 23, 2006 2:17 pm

pete wrote:BTW I once did the same thing toward the kindergarden in my backyard. There are like 20 3to 5 yo screaming at 8 am, what a type of an alarm clock.
I put my radio full blast, but they are still there.
My little house for sale because we can't stand them anymore.
PS;. I love childreen but...

That situation calls for House of Pain on an amp that goes up to eleven.

Post by **phantasmagoria** » Mon Jan 23, 2006 3:41 pm

CrinklyArse wrote:wait, i'm sure i posted in a thread just like this one

further payback \o/