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bitWISE wrote:I took kung-fu from a guy for about two years. He was shot to death a year later.
moral?
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tnf wrote: And also punch,kick, left right left right half circle left left kick kick kick.

do that and you will never ever lose.
Dude, it's up, up, left, down, circle, square, up, up, left.

Oh, and the best martial arts advice I can offer is to ignore anything Kracus says.
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MKJ wrote:
bitWISE wrote:I took kung-fu from a guy for about two years. He was shot to death a year later.
moral?
Gun fu > kung fu
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Post by reefsurfer »

The only fighting style you need is the one from the movie Equilibrium, called GUN-FU.
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Post by Grudge »

or perhaps Wang Fu
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Post by brisk »

I recommend Eu'all Fuk Off.
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Post by Ryoki »

Also look into Phu Kyu Kwier.

It's thai.
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Post by Fury »

another vote for judo, on the street you're gonna get hit no matter how good you are and you're in a 100% contact situation it's better to train in a similar sitiuation. plus the throws and joint locks are fun at parties.
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reefsurfer wrote:The only fighting style you need is the one from the movie Equilibrium, called GUN-FU.
Actually, it's the Gun Kata.
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reefsurfer wrote:The only fighting style you need is the one from the movie Equilibrium, called GUN-FU.
Gun-Kata
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martial arts is for pussies who can't hang...
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i hang lots so i coil :shrug:
it is about time!
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Post by feedback »

Everything but Judo at your university will be shit without exception, and then maybe 50% of the Judo clubs will be shit. The problem with universities is that they will avoid any contact in a striking context, meaning any "striking" they teach will be "taught" without hard contact, meaning it's useless. The good news is that though the university administration don't like people hitting eachother with their body parts, they encourage hitting people with the floor. Judo.

edit: the only people in this thread you should probably listen to are me and Deji.
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Fury wrote:another vote for judo, on the street you're gonna get hit no matter how good you are and you're in a 100% contact situation it's better to train in a similar sitiuation. plus the throws and joint locks are fun at parties.
what kind of fucking dick "shows off" with throws and joint locks at a party? A dick that people make fun of a lot, I'd reckon.
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Hey, easy now, Captain Judgemental. Maybe he's a stand-up guy that uses throws to open beer bottles, or puts an armbar on a door to open it for a hot chick.
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Hmm, yeah I didn't think of that. I've always opened beer with a rear-naked choke.
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Post by saturn »

if you wanna do martial arts for fighting or self-defense, you'd better do kickboxing and wrestling.

The rest is good to train your body and get focus.
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Post by Geebs »

"Since it's impossible to kill them all, I usually run away" - Heihachi.
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Post by 4days »

kids that can't play football should do martial arts instead.
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Post by feedback »

What does kicking a ball have to do with this?
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Post by Strangelism »

styles that train only one specific element and focus only for competition like judo, boxing, etc. are sports not martial arts. WHether the one aspect they teach is superior to martial arts in their particular envioerment is a mute point casue they are one dimentional and onyl adress one small aspect of combat. My advice is to take jeet kune do, it has elements of everything including weapons and roleplaying tactics.
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Post by [FTF]Pyro »

Strangelism wrote:styles that train only one specific element and focus only for competition like judo, boxing, etc. are sports not martial arts.
Do you know how much utter shit you are talking.....
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Post by Ryoki »

Strangler has a rich and exotic past of saying stunningly stupid shit. In fact, the only times when he doesn't say stupid shit are the times where he says things that are really amazingly pathetic.
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Strangelism wrote: My advice is to take jeet kune do, it has elements of everything including weapons and roleplaying tactics.
This particular peanut stands out in this turd of a post. :olo:
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Post by Nightshade »

feedback wrote:Hmm, yeah I didn't think of that. I've always opened beer with a rear-naked choke.
Exactly. How many times have we all said "Damn, if I'd just gotten that bag of Doritos to tap out, I'd have gotten that chick's number"?
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