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seremtan
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A three year old little boy was examining his testicles while taking a bath.
"Mama," he asked, "Are these my brains?
Mama answered: "Not yet".
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Post by Pauly »

That's pretty shit
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Post by Pext »

a slight smile
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Post by diego »

Sitting here..
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“Sitting here, doing nothing but pissing in the wind. If you're female, feel free to message me and lift me from the dreary confines of my tiny little mind. Take me somewhere I haven't been. Take me to happiness. I'm looking for companionship, friendship, a partner for life. Here's hoping the great WWW succeeds where "real" life has failed me so many times... But then, how do you define "real"? As a poet once said, "The only thing perfect in this world is Love..."

:lol:
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Pauly wrote:That's pretty shit
I didn't write it.
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Doombrain wrote:“Sitting here, doing nothing but pissing in the wind. If you're female, feel free to message me and lift me from the dreary confines of my tiny little mind. Take me somewhere I haven't been. Take me to happiness. I'm looking for companionship, friendship, a partner for life. Here's hoping the great WWW succeeds where "real" life has failed me so many times... But then, how do you define "real"? As a poet once said, "The only thing perfect in this world is Love..."

:lol:
I didn't write it either.
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Post by seremtan »

diego wrote:Sitting here..
Wow you take umbrage quickly. I only said your mod choices were boring. I didn't rape your family or anything, jeez. :icon26:
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Post by diego »

All I did was posting some bullshit from your ICQ-profile, calm down mate, jeez. :smirk:
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Post by Pext »

As a poet once said, "The only thing perfect in this world is Love..." :icon19:
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Post by seza »

poor seremtan :(
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Post by Freakaloin »

how cum it takes 2 pext's to screw in a light bulb?

cuz he's so damn stoopid...

any questions?
a defining attribute of a government is that it has a monopoly on the legitimate exercise of violence...
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Post by The HavoX »

worst joke ever
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Post by Chupacabra »

seremtan wrote:
Pauly wrote:That's pretty shit
I didn't write it.
doesnt matter if you didnt write it or make it up...as soon as you tell it becomes your joke.
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Post by GONNAFISTYA »

I have a really horrible joke:

Season Five. :icon19:
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Post by Pext »

season 5 is not a joke - it's serious internet biz, brought to you by serious nerds - you better watch out
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Post by Testoclesius »

GONNAFISTYA wrote:I have a really horrible joke:

Season Five. :icon19:
you still being a virgin is even funnier :lol:
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