When the Rapture comes...are you prepared?

Post by **GONNAFISTYA** » Fri Feb 25, 2005 1:24 am

http://www.comedycentral.com/tv_shows/t ... deos.jhtml

Click the picture for the video link to:

Daily Show: Helms - Heaven Can't Wait

Crazy capitalist christians. I bet they're all Republicans. :icon19:

Post by **Massive Quasars** » Fri Feb 25, 2005 1:32 am

My comp craps out, damn.

Post by **R00k** » Fri Feb 25, 2005 1:40 am

I do not see the link you're talking about.

Post by **tnf** » Fri Feb 25, 2005 1:46 am

Hilarious.
It's the top left corner video.

Post by **R00k** » Fri Feb 25, 2005 1:48 am

Top left on mine is "Old Europe vs. New Europe" by Corddry.

I've even looked through all of the Helms videos.

Post by **R00k** » Fri Feb 25, 2005 2:15 am

I had to go to my roommate's laptop to watch it.

Pretty funny.

"I...I....I..... I'm drawing a blank." :icon19:

Post by **inphlict** » Fri Feb 25, 2005 3:30 am

:icon19:

Post by **FlamingTP** » Fri Feb 25, 2005 3:36 am

That man is a retard if he's drawing a blank but if you read the bible it says nothing about a rapture so it doesn't matter anyway.

Post by **inphlict** » Fri Feb 25, 2005 3:44 am

What do u mean "bible it says nothing about a rapture"

Post by **HM-PuFFNSTuFF** » Fri Feb 25, 2005 3:46 am

you heard the man

Post by **FlamingTP** » Fri Feb 25, 2005 3:46 am

It is only implied. Something along the lines of "and the fruits of the earth which had become ripe were harvested"

Post by **HM-PuFFNSTuFF** » Fri Feb 25, 2005 3:50 am

The earth will quake so severely that the islands of the sea will disappear. Puerto Rico and Hawaii will be covered with water. Every building, every wall will crumble. Millions will be trapped beneath the rubble with no one to come to their aid. Revelation 16:18.

http://www.raptureready.us/revelation.htm

first time i've ever noticed Puerto Rico and Hawaii mentioned in the bible. :lol:

Post by **FlamingTP** » Fri Feb 25, 2005 3:53 am

huh? bullshit *reads published non-intardnet bible*

Post by **FlamingTP** » Fri Feb 25, 2005 3:58 am

Rev 16:18- Then came the flashes of lightning, rumbles, peals of thunder and a severe earthquake. No earthquake like is has ever occurred since man has been on the earth so tremendous was the quake.

Post by **FlamingTP** » Fri Feb 25, 2005 4:02 am

19 talks about the vanishing islands whish happened not to long ago. no hawaii or anything, the book doesn't name them.

Post by **Hannibal** » Fri Feb 25, 2005 5:16 am

Leviticus 27:7--And then the ice weasels come.

Post by **FlamingTP** » Fri Feb 25, 2005 5:32 am

:icon19:

Post by **R00k** » Fri Feb 25, 2005 3:47 pm

HM-PuFFNSTuFF wrote:The earth will quake so severely that the islands of the sea will disappear. Puerto Rico and Hawaii will be covered with water. Every building, every wall will crumble. Millions will be trapped beneath the rubble with no one to come to their aid. Revelation 16:18.

http://www.raptureready.us/revelation.htm

first time i've ever noticed Puerto Rico and Hawaii mentioned in the bible. :lol:

I grabbed my bible and checked some of the scriptures they quote there. Every one of them is completely off-base, and anyone who has a bible can see that they're pulling all that out of thin air.

Why do people believe this shit? :icon27:

Post by **FlamingTP** » Fri Feb 25, 2005 3:49 pm

because they dont read their own bible the lazy faggots. That's exactly what's going on with the muslims in Iraq.

Post by **Dr_Watson** » Sat Feb 26, 2005 12:33 am

i'm assuming this is the daily show bit about raptureletters.com ... which was quite hillarious :icon19:

Post by **CaseDogg** » Sat Feb 26, 2005 12:38 am

i'm goin to hell anyways :icon14:

Post by **SplishSplash** » Sat Feb 26, 2005 1:12 am

Actually, all of those were pretty funny. Good find.

Post by **CaseDogg** » Sat Feb 26, 2005 1:14 am

Memphis wrote:
CaseDogg wrote:i'm goin to hell anyways :icon14:
save me a seat

i got you. :icon14: