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andyman wrote:
ToxicBug wrote:
Nightshade wrote: You know who says that? Pussies that have never been in a fight and would get splattered if they were.
I've been in fights and did some martial arts. Fighting is gay.
:olo: comedy gold hahahahaha. What you baxically mean is that you got in some fights, lost really bad, tried to take martial arts so you could fight back, got your ass handed to you again, and now you are a pacifist :olo:
Yes you know me so well :dork:
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I only know what you post, and you posted that.
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Would you like some OJ?
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Post by Canis »

ToxicBug wrote:Fighting is gay.
So you're saying the next time I see a fight I'll know who the fags in the arena are?
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It's gay till I'm kicking your ass then it just plain sucks ass.
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Oh dear...

I guess I'd better learn to run to ensure you stay gay.
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Kracus wrote:It's gay till I'm kicking your ass then it just plain sucks ass.
:olo:
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Kracus wrote:It's gay till I'm kicking your ass then it just plain sucks ass.
lead pipe mafia :olo:
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Better beleive it.
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ToxicBug wrote:
Nightshade wrote:
ToxicBug wrote:Fighting is gay.
You know who says that? Pussies that have never been in a fight and would get splattered if they were.
I've been in fights and did some martial arts. Fighting is gay.
you're a goddamned queer
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Kracus wrote:It's gay till I'm kicking your ass then it just plain sucks ass.
So you're forever gay then. Right.
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feedback wrote:
you're a goddamned queer
Now that's a very serious allegation.
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The prosecution has prepared evidence.
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Very well, call your first witness.
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The prosecution calls ToxicBug himself to the stand

shhh.. shhh... no murmoring
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objection
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y?
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The prosecution is clearly using this witness for humour. It makes a mockery of this courtroom.
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EXAMINATION OF THIS WITNESS IS CRITICAL FOR ESTABLISHING HIS COMPLETE FRENCHNESS AND LACK OF CHARACTER OR CREDIBILITY
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Foo wrote:objection


OVERRULED! FUCK OFF AND SIT DOWN!
The prosecution may continue. I'll allow this witness on the grounds that he's a goddamned queer, and we want the truth of this to be shown in a fair and impartial manner.
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Off work, case is ajourned until perry mason returns~
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This court stands in recess.
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Post by plained »

i doen like to fight.

sportfighting is another thing all together tho.
it is about time!
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Post by GONNAFISTYA »

I'm filing a motion that the judge recuse himself on the grounds that he's a cunt.
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I'm counter-filing to have GONNAEATAWHOLECOW disbarred for gross fatness and lewd acts with a goat. Before eating it. Whole.
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