It's been a while since we hada a poop thread

Post by **Giraffe }{unter** » Tue Nov 22, 2005 2:07 pm

Doesn't it suck when:

*You're taking a dump and the phone rings and it's in another room

*You're taking a dump and you bring the phone in with you and someone calls your Cell Phone

*You're taking a dump and you were smart enough to bring both phones in with you and you are out of Toilet paper

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Post by **Ryoki** » Tue Nov 22, 2005 2:18 pm

you answer the phone when you're taking a dump??

Post by **Fender** » Tue Nov 22, 2005 2:19 pm

It sucks when you realize you have to poop about 2 minutes after getting out of the shower.

Post by **LOL PHOTOSHOP** » Tue Nov 22, 2005 2:25 pm

if it's important, they'll call again

Post by **R00k** » Tue Nov 22, 2005 2:27 pm

Fender wrote:It sucks when you realize you have to poop about 2 minutes after getting out of the shower.

Yea that sucks. Not only did you just get clean... Toilet paper wasn't designed for a moist ass.

Post by **LOL PHOTOSHOP** » Tue Nov 22, 2005 2:32 pm

I want to be a toiletpaper designer

Post by **chopov** » Tue Nov 22, 2005 2:34 pm

...under pressure....dum dum dum dudu dum dum...."

Post by **Freakaloin** » Tue Nov 22, 2005 3:36 pm

i got pics...

Post by **losCHUNK** » Tue Nov 22, 2005 5:24 pm

my phones pretty much in my pocket most of the time

mates get quite a shock when i tell em what im doing

Post by **+JuggerNaut+** » Tue Nov 22, 2005 5:26 pm

Ryoki wrote:you answer the phone when you're taking a dump??

yer, that's magazine time, not: "hi mom, what do you want for Christmas?" time.

Post by **losCHUNK** » Tue Nov 22, 2005 5:28 pm

when you find out that you picked up yesterdays newspaper it can be quite welcoming to have some conversation time

Post by **Fjoggs** » Tue Nov 22, 2005 5:31 pm

"shit hang on, gotta flush, sheesh."

Post by **+JuggerNaut+** » Tue Nov 22, 2005 5:36 pm

losCHUNK wrote:when you find out that you picked up yesterdays newspaper it can be quite welcoming to have some conversation time

i don't think so. read the ingredients on that can of Ajax w/ bleach you have under the counter.

Post by **Don Carlos** » Tue Nov 22, 2005 5:42 pm

Me and Chunk have had many a convo whilst having a good turn out.

Post by **+JuggerNaut+** » Tue Nov 22, 2005 5:46 pm

*shudders*

Post by **Don Carlos** » Tue Nov 22, 2005 5:47 pm

Post by **seremtan** » Tue Nov 22, 2005 6:16 pm

i wipe with three sea shells

Post by **dzjepp** » Tue Nov 22, 2005 6:20 pm

*slot reserved for comments by a mr. [xeno]julios*

Post by **Giraffe }{unter** » Tue Nov 22, 2005 6:31 pm

Fjoggs wrote:"shit hang on, gotta flush, sheesh."

That's what the "mute" button is for...

Post by **[xeno]Julios** » Tue Nov 22, 2005 7:02 pm

If i'm expecting a call, i take cellphone into washroom.

if i'm not expecting a call, why should i worry - don't let technology own you.

Post by **Dr_Watson** » Tue Nov 22, 2005 7:38 pm

if you have the phone... and your out of TP, you can just call your neighbor and have them bring you some.

Post by **Giraffe }{unter** » Tue Nov 22, 2005 7:44 pm

The wife has a habit of calling at the exact moment I finish pinching the preliminary loaf.

she's good like that

Post by **+JuggerNaut+** » Tue Nov 22, 2005 7:50 pm

Dr_Watson wrote:if you have the phone... and your out of TP, you can just call your neighbor and have them bring you some.

i don't see how people can run out of TP in the first place.

Post by **feedback** » Tue Nov 22, 2005 7:51 pm

A lot of my kuwaiti/islamic friends only go for the hand+hose combination, taking a shit in their house is awkward as hell.

Post by **hate** » Tue Nov 22, 2005 8:26 pm

Freakaloin wrote:i got pics...

tapered to perfection

i might add