It's been a while since we hada a poop thread

Post by **[xeno]Julios** » Tue Nov 22, 2005 8:40 pm

feedback wrote:A lot of my kuwaiti/islamic friends only go for the hand+hose combination, taking a shit in their house is awkward as hell.

hand hose combination is infinitely more hygienic than toilet paper. That said, it doesn't hurt to have a stock of toilet paper near the toilet.

Post by **shadd_** » Tue Nov 22, 2005 8:44 pm

[xeno]Julios wrote:
feedback wrote:A lot of my kuwaiti/islamic friends only go for the hand+hose combination, taking a shit in their house is awkward as hell.
hand hose combination is infinitely more hygienic than toilet paper. That said, it doesn't hurt to have a stock of toilet paper near the toilet.

yeah that way you can get the bulk with toilet paper and hose off for the shine.

Post by **Bacon** » Tue Nov 22, 2005 10:37 pm

I posted this on my psp while taking a dump...

Post by **R00k** » Tue Nov 22, 2005 11:09 pm

feedback wrote:A lot of my kuwaiti/islamic friends only go for the hand+hose combination, taking a shit in their house is awkward as hell.

I would be telling them I'm not coming to their house until they buy at least a single roll of toilet paper for guests.

The hose itself might be hygienic, but I have a strange, compulsive desire to keep my bare hands out of feces.

Post by **brisk** » Tue Nov 22, 2005 11:22 pm

Nothing gets between me and my shit. Nothing.

Post by **Scourge** » Tue Nov 22, 2005 11:48 pm

The last thing I think about while shitting is the fucking phone. That's what I have an answering machine for.

Post by **Maiden** » Tue Nov 22, 2005 11:59 pm

Fjoggs wrote:"shit hang on, gotta flush, sheesh."

thats the easy part, getting your pants back and buttoned with one hand is the real trick