Gay wedding show!

Post by **werldhed** » Wed Nov 30, 2005 2:03 pm

Let me get this straight...
crtlnuke is bragging on the internet about:
1.) Being 18
2.) Going to school (who knows what for, but it only requires 3 classes)
3.) Picking up women in bars, in a city where prostitution is legal.
4.) Having a service job where you give people tobacco to smoke.
5.) Having access to drugs and alcohol.

So.... pretty similar to the story of every teenager ever in history, right?

Post by **DRuM** » Wed Nov 30, 2005 4:44 pm

Mr.Magnetichead wrote:
And don't underestimate the age old tradition of no one caring who the drummer is.

In all seriousness it's drummers that usually do the best with pulling women.

Post by **MKJ** » Wed Nov 30, 2005 6:42 pm

:rollfuckingeyes:

Post by **Mr.Magnetichead** » Wed Nov 30, 2005 7:03 pm

DRuM wrote:
Mr.Magnetichead wrote:
And don't underestimate the age old tradition of no one caring who the drummer is.

In all seriousness it's drummers that usually do the best with pulling women.

Except for rick allen. He has trouble gripping the rope.

Post by **DooMer** » Wed Nov 30, 2005 7:08 pm

I heard that merely showing up to a gay wedding makes you gay. Thats the word on the street, anyway.

Post by **GONNAFISTYA** » Wed Nov 30, 2005 8:19 pm

DRuM wrote: That's right, I've got nothing against gay marriage. I just don't fancy being around dozens of gay men inspired by the wedding looking for love.

lol

You're afraid you might have too many drinks and end up being the queen of the rubber bar.

Post by **GONNAFISTYA** » Wed Nov 30, 2005 8:20 pm

DRuM wrote:I just don't wanna be surrounded all night by a bunch of cock munchers who all sound as camp as GFY when he made his video tour of his studio. You want my ticket ctrlnuke? Have it mate, you'll fit in nicely

jellus?

Post by **DRuM** » Wed Nov 30, 2005 8:44 pm

Mr.Magnetichead wrote:
DRuM wrote:
Mr.Magnetichead wrote:
And don't underestimate the age old tradition of no one caring who the drummer is.

In all seriousness it's drummers that usually do the best with pulling women.
Except for rick allen. He has trouble gripping the rope.

True that. Mind you, tommy lee did ok with pam anderson.

Post by **iambowelfish** » Thu Dec 01, 2005 4:54 am

Sorry to kill the excitement here, but it doesn't say anywhere that it is a gay wedding, merely that it's a party to celebrate the possibilty of such weddings.

Post by **Grudge** » Thu Dec 01, 2005 8:42 am

they'll be playing Village People covers all night

Post by **MKJ** » Thu Dec 01, 2005 10:09 am

and sister sledge, dont forget sister sledge