Uk People - Any stand up comedy fans?

Post by **DooMer** » Sun Dec 04, 2005 9:40 am

robin williams is a fucking idiot. Hes not funny. He says dumb shit in a crazy voice that has nothing to do with anything.

Post by **Mr.Magnetichead** » Sun Dec 04, 2005 9:47 am

DooMer wrote:robin williams is a fucking idiot. Hes not funny. He says dumb shit in a crazy voice that has nothing to do with anything.

Have you seen his standup since he got of the coke?

Post by **mik0rs** » Sun Dec 04, 2005 11:50 am

brisk wrote:Jimmy Carr himself is very funny too.

He's alright, but he delivers his stuff in a sort of "sixth-former trying to sound mature and intelligently witty" kind of way which gets on my tits.

Post by **Foo** » Sun Dec 04, 2005 12:02 pm

No Mark Thomas, how trashy.

Post by **neh** » Sun Dec 04, 2005 12:06 pm

mik0rs wrote:
brisk wrote:Jimmy Carr himself is very funny too.
He's alright, but he delivers his stuff in a sort of "sixth-former trying to sound mature and intelligently witty" kind of way which gets on my tits.

now if was jiimy carr I would make a smug "sixth-former trying to sounds mature and intelligently witty" gag about it being unusual that you had tits - I'd round this up by having a crack at fat ugly people with just hint at "loaded magazine" this is double loaded irony really - so you can't complain that I'm actually just a smug fat headed version of bernard manning in reality

Post by **mik0rs** » Sun Dec 04, 2005 1:07 pm

Thing is, he really would mention the tit thing, that really is about his level.

As for Bernard Manning, seems like a cunt but he did say someting that still makes me laugh, dodgy as it is; it's a third party quote though:

"My grandad died in a concentration camp in WW2"

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"He fell out of a gun tower"

Post by **Massive Quasars** » Sun Dec 04, 2005 1:19 pm

mik0rs wrote: "My grandad died in a concentration camp in WW2"

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"He fell out of a gun tower"

Too soon.

Post by **chopov** » Sun Dec 04, 2005 1:28 pm

mik0rs wrote:"My grandad died in a concentration camp in WW2"

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"He fell out of a gun tower"

Post by **mik0rs** » Sun Dec 04, 2005 1:45 pm

Massive Quasars wrote:
mik0rs wrote: "My grandad died in a concentration camp in WW2"

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"He fell out of a gun tower"
Too soon.

Sorted.

Post by **seremtan** » Sun Dec 04, 2005 3:42 pm

Bernard Manning

Post by **mik0rs** » Wed Dec 14, 2005 10:52 pm

I never watched him... I gather he was a bit of a cunt. Hearing that from someone else made me laugh though, can't deny it

Post by **Don Carlos** » Wed Dec 14, 2005 11:06 pm

I went to see Al Murry Monday night
Laughed til i cried and ached like hell the next day!!!

Post by **Jemcdv** » Wed Dec 14, 2005 11:12 pm

rgoer wrote:is izzard in it? am I the only izzard fan?

Nope, I also would like to know

Post by **mik0rs** » Thu Dec 15, 2005 12:11 am

Don Carlos wrote:I went to see Al Murry Monday night
Laughed til i cried and ached like hell the next day!!!

Lucky fucker!