i think best is dead, i went past the butchers

Post by **losCHUNK** » Sun Dec 04, 2005 1:15 am

said best liver for sale

Post by **losCHUNK** » Sun Dec 04, 2005 1:19 am

he was cremated

took 3 days to put him out :/

Post by **Scourge** » Sun Dec 04, 2005 1:28 am

Lol. Pickled liver grenades.(private joke between me and my dead best friend).

Post by **losCHUNK** » Sun Dec 04, 2005 1:28 am

An eskimo was on holiday in the South Island when is car broke down.
A local man stopped to help, and looked at the engine. "You’ve blown a seal" he said. "So what" said the eskimo, "At least I don’t shag sheep like you....."

Post by **Scourge** » Sun Dec 04, 2005 1:29 am

Post by **losCHUNK** » Sun Dec 04, 2005 1:31 am

an australian bloke was walking through a valley in wales when he saw a farmer going hammers and tongs on a sheep..... the aussie yelled out "hey mate in australia we sheer our sheep" and the welsho turned around and said "fuck off mate im shareing none of this."

Post by **Scourge** » Sun Dec 04, 2005 1:32 am

Fucking hell, you're on a roll.

Post by **Massive Quasars** » Sun Dec 04, 2005 1:54 am

lol @ the sig

Post by **CrinklyArse** » Sun Dec 04, 2005 11:19 am

Post by **losCHUNK** » Sun Dec 04, 2005 6:32 pm

Q: what do you call a clairvoyant midget who is running from the police?

A: small medium at large