lol, got sent home from work

Post by **losCHUNK** » Thu Dec 08, 2005 6:32 pm

because i sent a new starter upto B&Q to get 2 foot of fallopian tubing

ahhh well disciplinary tomorrow

Post by **4days** » Thu Dec 08, 2005 6:33 pm

bwahaha

Post by **Pauly** » Thu Dec 08, 2005 6:35 pm

Post by **+JuggerNaut+** » Thu Dec 08, 2005 6:36 pm

Post by **losCHUNK** » Thu Dec 08, 2005 6:37 pm

Pauly wrote:Eh?

ive got a bit of a track record and looks like theyre raising an eyebrow to it now :/

Post by **shaft** » Thu Dec 08, 2005 6:38 pm

It is funny, but it would probably be more funny if you explained what "B&Q" was.

Post by **losCHUNK** » Thu Dec 08, 2005 6:39 pm

bout 2 yrs ago next door to our place was a garage which had an air compressor

we gave a new starter (she was a dumb bitch) a 2 ltr bottle and told her to fill it with compressed air

she come back 5 mins later "here you go"

Post by **+JuggerNaut+** » Thu Dec 08, 2005 6:39 pm

shaft wrote:It is funny, but it would probably be more funny if you explained what "B&Q" was.

i believe it's like our Home Depot or Lowe's.

Post by **losCHUNK** » Thu Dec 08, 2005 6:39 pm

shaft wrote:It is funny, but it would probably be more funny if you explained what "B&Q" was.

o ffs, think all your DIY needs

now go buy me some elbow grease

Post by **ShortTexas** » Thu Dec 08, 2005 6:43 pm

sexual harassment

Post by **mik0rs** » Thu Dec 08, 2005 6:43 pm

That's brilliant

Post by **losCHUNK** » Thu Dec 08, 2005 6:54 pm

ShortTexas wrote:sexual harassment

nah really, why sexual harassment ?

Post by **jester!** » Thu Dec 08, 2005 6:56 pm

Wow, what shitty place do you work at? When I started working on an oil service rig they tried to pull all sorts of that shit on me. Buckets of Steam was a good one.

Cant see why you would get in trouble for it though...

Post by **Pauly** » Thu Dec 08, 2005 6:59 pm

Chunk, try padding out the story a little. Where do you work? What do you do? Why do they employ such stupid cunts? Stuff like that.

Post by **losCHUNK** » Thu Dec 08, 2005 7:03 pm

jester! wrote:Wow, what shitty place do you work at? When I started working on an oil service rig they tried to pull all sorts of that shit on me. Buckets of Steam was a good one.

Cant see why you would get in trouble for it though...

its because the kid i done it too wanted to make a complaint (appears dumb cunts dont like being called dumb)

also, because i have had warnings for shit like this before they had to suspend me untill further investigation (meaning i turn up tomorrow to get a slap on the wrist)

it aint no big deal, just means if i do anymore shit like this my job will be at risk, but im looking for a new job anyway so fuck it :]

Pauly wrote:Chunk, try padding out the story a little. Where do you work? What do you do? Why do they employ such stupid cunts? Stuff like that.

im a shift manager for a, erm, comet

Post by **Don Carlos** » Thu Dec 08, 2005 7:10 pm

nice work mate!

Post by **+JuggerNaut+** » Thu Dec 08, 2005 7:11 pm

you're a manager

Post by **losCHUNK** » Thu Dec 08, 2005 7:11 pm

whats so shocking about that ?

im the leader of super tards !!!!!!

Post by **+JuggerNaut+** » Thu Dec 08, 2005 8:05 pm

i'll post this again:

i'm laughing that your company and/or upper management keeps you in that position.

Post by **losCHUNK** » Thu Dec 08, 2005 8:18 pm

lol, spose they cant find another idiot to do it

not sure if you know who comet are but its an electrical retail company in the UK

i also open up their stores in wales, although i aint done that in a while because there aint been nothing to open

Post by **Scourge** » Thu Dec 08, 2005 8:19 pm

losCHUNK wrote: now go buy me some elbow grease

And don't forget the board stretcher.

edit: Lol my post isn't showing up on the GD main page.

Post by **+JuggerNaut+** » Thu Dec 08, 2005 8:25 pm

losCHUNK wrote:lol, spose they cant find another idiot to do it

not sure if you know who comet are but its an electrical retail company in the UK

yer, i googled

Post by **seremtan** » Thu Dec 08, 2005 8:28 pm

losCHUNK wrote:because i sent a new starter upto B&Q to get 2 foot of fallopian tubing

ahhh well disciplinary tomorrow

should have asked him to get a long weight while he was there

Post by **plained** » Thu Dec 08, 2005 8:29 pm

+JuggerNaut+ wrote:i'll post this again:

i'm laughing that your company and/or upper management keeps you in that position.

and i laff at you

Post by **losCHUNK** » Thu Dec 08, 2005 8:32 pm

+JuggerNaut+ wrote:
losCHUNK wrote:lol, spose they cant find another idiot to do it

not sure if you know who comet are but its an electrical retail company in the UK

yer, i googled

coo mang, its a pretty cosey job but it was meant to last me till i finished uni... finished fulltime education a yr back so its time for a change :]

just really dont know what i want to do yet, its kind of a pisser

seremtan wrote:
losCHUNK wrote:because i sent a new starter upto B&Q to get 2 foot of fallopian tubing

ahhh well disciplinary tomorrow

should have asked him to get a long weight while he was there

keke, think im gunna have to use that one

headlight fluid aswell, thats another one

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