Quote of the day.

Post by **CokeMachineGlow** » Sat Dec 10, 2005 6:03 am

" If it wasnt for flashbacks, I'd have no memory at all "
Robin Williams.

Post by **tnf** » Sat Dec 10, 2005 7:04 am

I was homeless for awhile, but didn't want anyone to know, so I just slept outside of a ticketmaster.

I bought a house, didn't pay much attention to the property lines, but that turned out to be a good thing...otherwise I would have been the one arrested for growing that shit.

Took a random drug test at work today...passed it. My dealer has some fucking explaining to do.

Lost my luggage at the airport, thank god for the drug sniffing dog.

- All from some comedian I heard on the radio.

Post by **Denz** » Sat Dec 10, 2005 12:10 pm

tnf:

Post by **Grandpa Stu** » Sat Dec 10, 2005 8:13 pm

great stuff hehe

Post by **raw** » Sat Dec 10, 2005 8:16 pm

CokeMachineGlow wrote:" If it wasnt for flashbacks, I'd have no memory at all "
Robin Williams.

"I get more ass than a toilet seat" ©Nate Dogg

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Sat Dec 10, 2005 11:15 pm

I hated my shoes till I saw someone in a wheelchair without legs. Well, something like that.

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Sat Dec 10, 2005 11:24 pm

Ahrrrr! At the freezer…Can’t fit in all of my groceries…Then thinking for a moment about all of the hunger in the world…Just relax man. Pete

Post by **Foo** » Sat Dec 10, 2005 11:27 pm

"Can't sleep, must Internet."

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Sat Dec 10, 2005 11:36 pm

My favorite but I still don't know who made it.
Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day; teach a man to fish and you feed him for life

Post by **Grudge** » Sat Dec 10, 2005 11:37 pm

I've always liked this one:

Blessed is the mind too small for doubt.

Post by **+JuggerNaut+** » Sat Dec 10, 2005 11:40 pm

The worst way to miss someone is to be sitting right beside them knowing you can't have them.

ouch

Post by **-Replicant-** » Sat Dec 10, 2005 11:44 pm

tnf wrote:I was homeless for awhile, but didn't want anyone to know, so I just slept outside of a ticketmaster.

I bought a house, didn't pay much attention to the property lines, but that turned out to be a good thing...otherwise I would have been the one arrested for growing that shit.

Took a random drug test at work today...passed it. My dealer has some fucking explaining to do.

Lost my luggage at the airport, thank god for the drug sniffing dog.

- All from some comedian I heard on the radio.

if i remember correctly, thats mitch hedberg. RIP

Post by **+JuggerNaut+** » Sat Dec 10, 2005 11:45 pm

I was standing in the park wondering why frisbees got bigger as they get closer. Then it hit me.

Post by **tnf** » Sat Dec 10, 2005 11:53 pm

-Replicant- wrote:
tnf wrote:I was homeless for awhile, but didn't want anyone to know, so I just slept outside of a ticketmaster.

I bought a house, didn't pay much attention to the property lines, but that turned out to be a good thing...otherwise I would have been the one arrested for growing that shit.

Took a random drug test at work today...passed it. My dealer has some fucking explaining to do.

Lost my luggage at the airport, thank god for the drug sniffing dog.

- All from some comedian I heard on the radio.

if i remember correctly, thats mitch hedberg. RIP

No it wasn't him. It was some guy that is alive, and was recently on the Bob and tom show in the morning.
Unless he bogarted the stuff from Hedberg. But Hedberg was great, and I had forgotten his damn name, so thanks for the reminder.

Post by **Pooinyourmouth** » Sun Dec 11, 2005 12:01 am

Backwords words say to used I. Again go I there. Shit Oh

Post by **farad** » Sun Dec 11, 2005 1:41 am

pete wrote:My favorite but I still don't know who made it.
Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day; teach a man to fish and you feed him for life

...what you ment to say was "dope will get you thru times of no money better than money will get you thru times of no dope...

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