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some other funny articles from that site:
http://love.ivillage.com/lnssex/sextabo ... 24,00.html
Give nerds a chance:
http://love.ivillage.com/snd/sndcoupleh ... z0,00.html
"""Look," I whisper to Renata, "the thing about nerds is, they can't really talk to you on their own, but if you can just get them talking about some gizmo, well, that primes the pump, so to speak."
Renata, a curvy redhead, gathers her courage and wades into the sea of headgear. She heads for a slightly balding guy with a fit athletic build. His face is obscured with giant fly-eye goggles. As she approaches, he reaches out his cupped hands toward her ample breasts. His hands come within millimeters, and she smacks him away. Shocked, he lifts off his headgear.
"What the hell do you think you're doing!" Renata screeches.
"I, oh God, I thought you were part of the VR program. I'm, oh God, I'm so sorry-"
Red-faced, he begins to slink away, but Renata stops him by laying a hand on his arm.
"Hey, it was an honest mistake. I'm sorry for overreacting." Renata smiles.
"Uh... okay. Bye," he sputters and again tries to make his escape.
"Listen," Renata persists, "I'm really interested in... that thing you had on your head. Can you tell me about it?"
Oh, can he ever. About a thousand gigabytes later, he and Renata have exchanged phone numbers by beaming their information into each other's palm pilots."
when bad guys happen to good ppl
when bad guys happen to good ppl
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Jerks to avoid online:
http://love.ivillage.com/snd/sndonline/ ... vk,00.html
"Jerk #2: Wink, Wink. What is the definition of a cheap guy? Someone who keeps sending you "winks" and/or "collect calls," those free options offered on most sites to send an email without writing a message -- or paying a subscription fee. Rosalind, recipient of too many such communications, fumes, "This is just plain wrong. He's sending it because it's free. Pony up and pay $1 to send me an email response, or just send me silence." Elaine Calvo, coauthor of 25 Words or Less: How to Write Like a Pro to Meet That Special Someone through Personal Ads, adds, "In addition to being cheap, it's a sign that he's contacting lots and lots of people. If his email makes no effort to respond specifically to items in the woman's profile, then she feels very lost in the crowd. Everyone wants to feel special. There's nothing special about a wink."
I want to feel special too!!!!
http://love.ivillage.com/snd/sndonline/ ... vk,00.html
"Jerk #2: Wink, Wink. What is the definition of a cheap guy? Someone who keeps sending you "winks" and/or "collect calls," those free options offered on most sites to send an email without writing a message -- or paying a subscription fee. Rosalind, recipient of too many such communications, fumes, "This is just plain wrong. He's sending it because it's free. Pony up and pay $1 to send me an email response, or just send me silence." Elaine Calvo, coauthor of 25 Words or Less: How to Write Like a Pro to Meet That Special Someone through Personal Ads, adds, "In addition to being cheap, it's a sign that he's contacting lots and lots of people. If his email makes no effort to respond specifically to items in the woman's profile, then she feels very lost in the crowd. Everyone wants to feel special. There's nothing special about a wink."
I want to feel special too!!!!
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