yo moma so fat

Post by **losCHUNK** » Thu Dec 15, 2005 1:10 am

she needs a relay team to put her belt on

Post by **Nightshade** » Thu Dec 15, 2005 1:12 am

Ya momma so fat she sweat maple syrup.

Post by **+JuggerNaut+** » Thu Dec 15, 2005 1:16 am

you momma so fat she walked in front of the tv and i missed three commercials

Post by **Nightshade** » Thu Dec 15, 2005 1:18 am

Ya momma so fat she tried bungee jumpin' and went straight to hell.

Post by **Nightshade** » Thu Dec 15, 2005 1:19 am

Ya momma so fat, she jumped up in the air and got stuck.

Post by **losCHUNK** » Thu Dec 15, 2005 1:20 am

yo momma so fat that not even god could lift her spirits

Post by **+JuggerNaut+** » Thu Dec 15, 2005 1:23 am

Yo momma so fat when she went to get a water bed they put a blanket across Lake Michigan.

Post by **+JuggerNaut+** » Thu Dec 15, 2005 1:25 am

yo momma's so fat i had to take a train and two busses just to get on her good side.

Post by **+JuggerNaut+** » Thu Dec 15, 2005 1:26 am

yo momma's so fat the horse on her Polo shirt is real.

Post by **losCHUNK** » Thu Dec 15, 2005 1:26 am

yo moma so fat everytime she turns round its her birthday

Post by **losCHUNK** » Thu Dec 15, 2005 2:02 am

yo mama so fat shes on both sides of the family

Post by **losCHUNK** » Thu Dec 15, 2005 2:05 am

yo moma so poor that when someone threw a cigarette butt at her feet she started singin

"clap yo hands stomp yo feet praise the lord we got heat!"

Post by **Bdw3** » Thu Dec 15, 2005 2:41 am

Yo mama so fat she was floating in the ocean and spain claimed her for then new world

Post by **Bdw3** » Thu Dec 15, 2005 2:46 am

Yo mama so fat when she sits around the house, she SITS AROUND THE HOUSE!

Post by **Nightshade** » Thu Dec 15, 2005 10:30 am

Ya momma so fat she eats Wheat Thicks.