It's time for a smackdown

Post by **GONNAFISTYA** » Sun Dec 18, 2005 10:55 pm

Time once again to spell out in explicit detail how you, the internet toughguy, would beat the shit out of other members if locked in an octagon.

My first opponent would hail straight out of ped0s anonymous...none other than P:E:V:O. As the fight starts I'd grab some dirt off the floor and throw it in his face. This would cause him to whip out his mirror and check his eyeshadow. While the pink shirt wearing fagg0t was rummaging through his makeup bag I'd grab a park bench and bring it down hard upon his gel-spiked head.

My next opponent would be seza. When the bell rings and he comes runnin for me I'll just step aside and give him a push in his current direction. With the combination of my push, his enertia and the weight of his massively huge head I'm confident he'd go crashing through the walls of the next 4 rooms...possibly damaging the spectator stands - not to mention seza's head can affect gravity and further weaken the building - thus nessessitating the evacuation of the premises under fire marshall rules.

And gramps? Hell...I'd just throw a bar of soap at him and he'd explode.

Post by **DooMer** » Sun Dec 18, 2005 11:15 pm

Fairly easy conquests. When you deal with the pain train himself, you don't have time to react. All I have to do is remove my cod piece, which in itself, is a temporal transporter designed by world renowned scientists in an attempt to solve the age old question "Since DooMer's penis is so big, where does it go". It simply exists in a parallel doomed dimension, conquered eons ago for the use of containing my massive penis. One that your puny, primitive mind cannot fathom. The mere sight of it's magnificence is enough to literally blow your mind. The world isn't ready for my penis, for if it ever fell into the hands of evil, the result would be catastrophic.

Post by **tnf** » Sun Dec 18, 2005 11:48 pm

i'd hire doomer.

Post by **GONNAFISTYA** » Mon Dec 19, 2005 12:00 am

You'd hire his cock you fuckin fag.

You'd hire DooMer to start working on that gimpy neck of yours...with his cock. Then he could beat you all around the ring...with his cock.

Man tnf...you're so obsessed with cock.

Post by **seremtan** » Mon Dec 19, 2005 1:00 am

i'd like to see zerofactor and honushi fight each other

just for laughs

Post by **DooMer** » Mon Dec 19, 2005 1:14 am

I might add that this doomed dimensions only surviving population are amazon bitches who worship and ride this behemoth day and night. The only off spring are that of my own, who are then forced to take up this painful task generation after generation. Any male births are to be sacrificed, and their blood used as lube. In this cursed world, my penis is referred to as "The vein of life". The very mention of it's name is forbidden.

Post by ek » Mon Dec 19, 2005 2:14 am

Post by **seremtan** » Mon Dec 19, 2005 3:54 am

BORING ALT CLEANUP IN AISLE 7

Post by **prince1000** » Mon Dec 19, 2005 4:30 am

GKY is a fat shit. you have a massive waistline. tough luck. actually, it's not luck. it's something you've done to yourself. what the fuck is wrong with you, you pig?

Post by **prince1000** » Mon Dec 19, 2005 4:30 am

seremtan wrote:BORING ALT CLEANUP IN AISLE 7

DIEING ALONE ALL BY HIMSELF ON THE INTERNET, CLEANUP IN REALITY

Post by **Canidae** » Mon Dec 19, 2005 6:09 am

That P1K is one bad motor scooter... stay off the roads

Post by **seremtan** » Mon Dec 19, 2005 12:29 pm

prince1000 wrote:
seremtan wrote:BORING ALT CLEANUP IN AISLE 7
DIEING ALONE ALL BY HIMSELF ON THE INTERNET, CLEANUP IN REALITY

terrible. try again?

Post by **Nightshade** » Mon Dec 19, 2005 2:04 pm

I'd have to go to the mat with prince1000. For openers, while he was lost in his false sense of superiority, I'd kick him in the balls. Then, while he was wondering if his mangled genitalia could enable him to pass on his coffeehouse elitist snobbery, I'd slash his jugular with the shards of some shitty indie music CD.
AS he lay bleeding out on the mat, I'd hock a fat loogie in his face.
FLAWLESS VICTORY.

Post by **GONNAFISTYA** » Mon Dec 19, 2005 7:59 pm

prince1000 wrote:GKY is a fat shit. you have a massive waistline. tough luck. actually, it's not luck. it's something you've done to yourself. what the fuck is wrong with you, you pig?

lol

Your flames are as pathetic as your comedy attempts, you p1ick.

Post by **shaft** » Mon Dec 19, 2005 11:02 pm

This thread amuses me......you may continue.

Post by **GONNAFISTYA** » Wed Dec 21, 2005 7:37 pm

You fuckin pathetic fagg0ts.

All of you...even that cunt Nightshade.

Post by **HM-PuFFNSTuFF** » Wed Dec 21, 2005 7:55 pm

*bitchslaps Kracus*

Post by **Massive Quasars** » Wed Dec 21, 2005 8:19 pm

*watches it all go down from the gargoyle tower with CheapAlert*

Post by **Underpants?** » Thu Dec 22, 2005 12:21 am

public restrooms, if you will, make me nervous.
So nervous, that my asshole bunches up tight (bunches up tight).
my ejecting ofal makes chalkboard squealing noises.
This is what it sounds like when prince1000000000 cries.

Post by **Canidae** » Thu Dec 22, 2005 12:27 am

I'll bet you scrawled that with one of your own turds on the wall in the ladies washroom

Post by **raw** » Thu Dec 22, 2005 1:01 am

Isn't this Canidae?

Post by **Dark Metal** » Thu Dec 22, 2005 1:35 am

I'd like to smack the crap outta raw with a raw fish.

Post by ek » Thu Dec 22, 2005 2:45 am

fuck off

Post by **shaft** » Thu Dec 22, 2005 6:17 am

ek, what was your real nick before it was banned?

Post by ek » Thu Dec 22, 2005 6:20 am

i was never banned, just waiting for my account to be re-activated and merged with this one.