SEX ON WHEELS

Post by **CrinklyArse** » Tue Dec 20, 2005 7:21 pm

http://www.atspeedimages.com/limerock_2 ... ti_veyron/

Post by **Survivor** » Tue Dec 20, 2005 7:34 pm

I raise you

Post by **CrinklyArse** » Tue Dec 20, 2005 7:45 pm

[lvlshot]http://www.rsportscars.com/foto/08/fordgt05_051600.jpg[/lvlshot]
[lvlshot]http://www.pignetwork.com/ford%20gt.jpg[/lvlshot]

Post by **Massive Quasars** » Tue Dec 20, 2005 7:45 pm

I lower you.

Post by **werldhed** » Tue Dec 20, 2005 9:36 pm

A short story:

Whenever I watch TopGear with my girlfriend, I point out all the cars I really like, or would really love to own -- such as various TVRs, a Weissmann, Audi RS6 and RS4, Morgan Aero8 GTN, Ariel Atom, etc. Her response is always, "You don't need to go that fast, or pay that much for a car."

Last week, she and I watched the episode that featured the Bugatti Veyron. About halfway through, when we were being amazed by Clarkson's superlatives, she said, "You want one of those, don't you?"

I replied, "Not really. That seems frightening, let alone very expensive."

We continued watching for about 10 minutes in silence, when I finally asked her, "YOU want one, don't you?"

She replied, in a seductive wisper, "Yes."

Then I got a blowjob because I am awesome.
The End

Post by **werldhed** » Tue Dec 20, 2005 9:38 pm

CrinklyArse wrote:[lvlshot]http://www.rsportscars.com/foto/08/fordgt05_051600.jpg[/lvlshot]
[lvlshot]http://www.pignetwork.com/ford%20gt.jpg[/lvlshot]

I saw one of these on the road this autumn. Don't much care for it, though.

Post by **chopov** » Tue Dec 20, 2005 9:39 pm

stop dreaming

[edit] ack, too late... :icon33:

Post by **werldhed** » Tue Dec 20, 2005 9:43 pm

Okay, maybe one bit of it was made up.

Post by **CrinklyArse** » Tue Dec 20, 2005 9:46 pm

she didn't want one?

Post by **werldhed** » Tue Dec 20, 2005 9:48 pm

I also left out the part where I made her call me "Richard Hammond."

Post by **chopov** » Tue Dec 20, 2005 9:48 pm

It wasn't a Bugatti in that movie. It was John Holmes.