It's time for a smackdown

[shaft]

and what account woudl that be?

[ek]

yjm. who wants to know?

[shaft]

never heard of ya.

[ek]

is that good or bad?

[ek]

eh

[brisk]

shut it plained

[plained]

your skills need a honeing grasshoppwer

[YourGrandpa]

And gramps? Hell...I'd just throw a bar of soap at him and he'd explode.

A pig like you wouldn't know what to do with a bar of soap anyway. But if you could eat it, I'm sure you would.

Besides, if I was in the ring with you, your destruction would be quick and easy. I'd simply throw 5 large pizzas on the ground (because you'd probably wipe out the first 3 within seconds) and while you were bent over feasting like the sloppy hog that you are, I'd anally rape you to death with a truck load of that shit GTA spoof you worked on. Lord knows there's enough of those stinkers lying around being used as drink coaster.

[prince1000]

GKY is a fat shit. you have a massive waistline. tough luck. actually, it's not luck. it's something you've done to yourself. what the fuck is wrong with you, you pig?

lol

Your flames are as pathetic as your comedy attempts, you p1ick.

you're confusing flame with fact.

[prince1000]

BORING ALT CLEANUP IN AISLE 7

DIEING ALONE ALL BY HIMSELF ON THE INTERNET, CLEANUP IN REALITY

terrible. try again?

nough said. no reprise.

[prince1000]

I'd have to go to the mat with prince1000. For openers, while he was lost in his false sense of superiority, I'd kick him in the balls. Then, while he was wondering if his mangled genitalia could enable him to pass on his coffeehouse elitist snobbery, I'd slash his jugular with the shards of some shitty indie music CD.
AS he lay bleeding out on the mat, I'd hock a fat loogie in his face.
FLAWLESS VICTORY.

good one.

[prince1000]

public restrooms, if you will, make me nervous.
So nervous, that my asshole bunches up tight (bunches up tight).
my ejecting ofal makes chalkboard squealing noises.
This is what it sounds like when prince1000000000 cries.

i would ride you bare but i'm far too empathetic.

empathy
One entry found for empathy.
Main Entry: em·pa·thy
Pronunciation: 'em-p&-thE
Function: noun
Etymology: Greek empatheia, literally, passion, from empathEs emotional, from em- + pathos feelings, emotion -- more at PATHOS
1 : the imaginative projection of a subjective state into an object so that the object appears to be infused with it
2 : the action of understanding, being aware of, being sensitive to, and vicariously experiencing the feelings, thoughts, and experience of another of either the past or present without having the feelings, thoughts, and experience fully communicated in an objectively explicit manner; also : the capacity for this

word is bon

[shaft]

So I guess we can all agree on one thing then. prince1000 is a boring cunt.

[prince1000]

again, don't confuse replies with effort...

[shaft]

Gotcha, just like we don't confuse prince1000 with heterosexuality.

[prince1000]

poor shaft, your internet fortitude is quite precarious and knows no bounds. prolly not too far from reality. but hey, who am i to judge.

[shaft]

The prince of dull loquacious retorts that only further demonstrate his inanity. I pity him.

[Doombrain]

Shock. prince1000 crys in R&R.

[seremtan]

what a load of shit

[Nightshade]

poor shaft, your internet fortitude is quite precarious and knows no bounds. prolly not too far from reality. but hey, who am i to judge.

I could actually hear you flipping through the thesaurus as you typed that.