Happy New Year!
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Re: Happy New Year!
You're in the wrong fuckin' timezone,for a troll. :icon22:HM-PuFFNSTuFF wrote:I resolve to troll less in the coming year.
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Easily one of the worse hang overs of my life. Didn't puke last night but puked this morning at 9 am and it feels like a car ran over my head.
I also lost an expensive DKNY shirt, black leather belt, and have bruises and scrapes on my elbows from having a quickie with a girl I didn't know on a stone walkway in some random guy's back-yard.
I don't need a belt with the pants I was wearing so I didn't notice I was missing that until this morning.
I was wasted and wearing an under shirt so I didn't notice that I completely forgot my over shirt after we finished. I didn't notice until I came back to the party and people were pointing out how muddy my white under shirt was. By then I couldn't remember which back-yard we went into to fuck (it's a suburban neighborhood all the houses look the same with a gate leading to their backyard) - couple that with sloppy drunkness and a neighborhood I've never been in before = lost shirt.
I also lost an expensive DKNY shirt, black leather belt, and have bruises and scrapes on my elbows from having a quickie with a girl I didn't know on a stone walkway in some random guy's back-yard.
I don't need a belt with the pants I was wearing so I didn't notice I was missing that until this morning.
I was wasted and wearing an under shirt so I didn't notice that I completely forgot my over shirt after we finished. I didn't notice until I came back to the party and people were pointing out how muddy my white under shirt was. By then I couldn't remember which back-yard we went into to fuck (it's a suburban neighborhood all the houses look the same with a gate leading to their backyard) - couple that with sloppy drunkness and a neighborhood I've never been in before = lost shirt.
Eh, I live in Vegas, but am in California now with my family for the holidays. Getting fucked up and having a quickie isn't very hard to do in college in Las Vegas, but this was my first time having one outside...in a random backyard no less where people in the house could probably just look out a window and see us. Also, it had rained all the day before and most that day, so the ground was all wet and the grass was muddy. I was holding her up against the gate and was ready to go just standing up, not even considering the ground, but she wanted to on the ground. So we got all fucking muddy then came back to the party together, I'm missing clothes and a belt and we're both all muddy...it's not the secret like we had planned it to be. I didn't even know her name until today.
Oh yeah, taking a shower over my scrapes on my elbows stings like fuck....I only imagine how her ass and back are after being on bottom on a stone walkway.
Oh yeah, taking a shower over my scrapes on my elbows stings like fuck....I only imagine how her ass and back are after being on bottom on a stone walkway.
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