Athlete's Foot

Post by **primaltheory** » Sat Dec 31, 2005 8:45 am

Wtf I'm not even an athlete!

and I had to get it on the very bottom of my foot so normal treatments don't work, but you know what does (of all things)?

drying it with a hairdrier every time i get outta the shower...it hurts so bad though, supposedly it stops hurting after a few days then goes away...i sure hope so it itchessss :icon23:

Post by **Nightshade** » Sat Dec 31, 2005 4:28 pm

It's leprosy. Or AIDS. Probably AIDS, what with you being gay and all.

Post by **Massive Quasars** » Sat Dec 31, 2005 5:08 pm

Pee into a bowl, and soak your feet. Should get the job done.

Post by **seremtan** » Sat Dec 31, 2005 5:58 pm

stay away from athletes, primalwedgie

Post by **primaltheory** » Sat Dec 31, 2005 6:53 pm

seriously? you're not joking?

Post by **Massive Quasars** » Sat Dec 31, 2005 7:36 pm

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Athlete’s_ ... d_folklore

Post by **tnf** » Sat Dec 31, 2005 9:19 pm

Yea, when you have HIV you are prone to all sorts of opportunistic fungal infections that your immune system would normally prevent from getting a hold.

Just get some lamisil or something.
And wear flip flops in the gym showers.

Post by **primaltheory** » Sat Dec 31, 2005 11:24 pm

Massive, I took a second shower today and pissed on the affected area, my foot doesn't itch at all and the lil bumps are much smaller...

PISS FTW!

Post by **tnf** » Sat Dec 31, 2005 11:51 pm

http://archives.stupidquestion.net/sq6704.html

Post by **DooMer** » Sun Jan 01, 2006 9:26 am

whoa.. Whoa.. WHOA! You really pissed on yourself? That's pretty gay. Why don't you fuck a man while you're at it? Perhaps suck a few cocks? You're already half way to gay town, might as well complete the trip.

Post by **primaltheory** » Sun Jan 01, 2006 9:28 am

Yeah, I heard you're the conductor of the train (aka anal express)...

Post by **DooMer** » Sun Jan 01, 2006 9:29 am

I fuck men, but I'm not gay. I can do that because im secure in my sexuality.

Post by **primaltheory** » Sun Jan 01, 2006 9:45 am

But I'm chuck norris, my only export is pain

Post by **DooMer** » Sun Jan 01, 2006 5:52 pm

Your only import is obviously cock.

Post by **seremtan** » Sun Jan 01, 2006 6:53 pm

Post by **Duhard** » Sun Jan 01, 2006 7:38 pm

DooMer wrote:I fuck men, but I'm not gay. I can do that because im secure in my sexuality.

exactly..I'm a free spirit so I fuck whatever I want..

Post by **Freakaloin** » Sun Jan 01, 2006 7:47 pm

so ur a rapist?...

Post by **Duhard** » Sun Jan 01, 2006 7:59 pm

Freakaloin wrote:so ur a rapist?...

nah..I don't fuck rappers..

Post by **farad** » Mon Jan 02, 2006 3:39 am

DooMer wrote:whoa.. Whoa.. WHOA! You really pissed on yourself? That's pretty gay. Why don't you fuck a man while you're at it? Perhaps suck a few cocks? You're already half way to gay town, might as well complete the trip.

primaltheory wrote:But I'm chuck norris, my only export is pain

DooMer wrote:Your only import is obviously cock.

...I spit my drink out when I read this...

Post by **BlueGene** » Mon Jan 02, 2006 5:37 pm

DooMer wrote:Your only import is obviously cock.

Post by **Oeloe** » Tue Jan 03, 2006 5:36 pm

DooMer wrote:Your only import is obviously cock.

LoL, n1

Post by **shaft** » Tue Jan 03, 2006 7:04 pm

This thread made my sides ache.

....just kidding

Post by **primaltheory** » Tue Jan 03, 2006 10:03 pm

Lol you're gay passion has been awoken!