This guy has sex with mannequins!

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primaltheory
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This guy has sex with mannequins!

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There may be more embarassing things than being caught naked in a store window with a mannequin, surrounded by other naked mannequins that showed signs of "abuse", but it's hard to think of what
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http://www.dailytimes.com.pk/default.as ... 2006_pg9_1
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Why not?

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fix your link.
Sunday, January 08, 2006 E-Mail this article to a friend Printer Friendly Version

Shop assistant found naked with mannequin

A Turkish shop assistant was arrested after he was found lying naked with a mannequin in a store window.

The 30-year-old man was discovered by colleagues opening up the department store in Antalya for the day. They called police after noticing bite marks on the mannequin. Two other mannequins that showed signs of abuse were also taken in as evidence. The shop assistant allegedly hid in the toilets while the store was being locked up for the night. The man has been charged with damaging property. ananova
no pics :/
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Post by primaltheory »

+JuggerNaut+ wrote:fix your link.
was firefox fixing the date in there, sorry
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hes not the first

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+JuggerNaut+ wrote:fix your link.
what are you, handicap?
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Post by primaltheory »

Foo wrote:
+JuggerNaut+ wrote:fix your link.
what are you, handicap?
me? it was firefox, honest!
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Foo wrote:
+JuggerNaut+ wrote:fix your link.
what are you, handicap?
what are you, gay?
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Post by primaltheory »

+JuggerNaut+ wrote:
Foo wrote:
+JuggerNaut+ wrote:fix your link.
what are you, handicap?
what are you, gay?
and I quote myself:

As Soon as i post this is going to turn into a huge gayfest
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Post by plained »

ey foo c'mon he's way way above and so much better
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Post by Denz »

+JuggerNaut+ wrote:fix your link.
Sunday, January 08, 2006 E-Mail this article to a friend Printer Friendly Version

Shop assistant found naked with mannequin

A Turkish shop assistant was arrested after he was found lying naked with a mannequin in a store window.

The 30-year-old man was discovered by colleagues opening up the department store in Antalya for the day. They called police after noticing bite marks on the mannequin. Two other mannequins that showed signs of abuse were also taken in as evidence. The shop assistant allegedly hid in the toilets while the store was being locked up for the night. The man has been charged with damaging property. ananova
no pics :/


You want to see pics?,,, not me. I don't even want it left up to imagination.
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Post by XG|FragUPlenty »

Now that is funny, Oh man Ill bet the cops had a hell of a time with that. They probably made fun of him all the way to lockup.
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XG|FragUPlenty wrote:Now that is funny, Oh man Ill bet the cops had a hell of a time with that. They probably made fun of him all the way to lockup.
Fag.
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XG|FragUPlenty
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mrd wrote:
XG|FragUPlenty wrote:Now that is funny, Oh man Ill bet the cops had a hell of a time with that. They probably made fun of him all the way to lockup.
Fag.
Fuck you little school boy bitch. If your gonna insult someone do it right.
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Post by Dave »

mrd wrote:
XG|FragUPlenty wrote:Now that is funny, Oh man Ill bet the cops had a hell of a time with that. They probably made fun of him all the way to lockup.
Fag.
Who do you think you are, geoff?
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Post by XG|FragUPlenty »

I didnt start anything with him, so why does he have to start calling me a fag. I cant help who is a school boy bitch who has over 6000 posts because he doesnt go outside or get a life. So heres what I have to say

GO GET A FUCKIN LIFE AND YOU MIGHT GET LAID BEFORE YOU ARE 80
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Post by +JuggerNaut+ »

XG|FragUPlenty wrote:I didnt start anything with him, so why does he have to start calling me a fag. I cant help who is a school boy bitch who has over 6000 posts because he doesnt go outside or get a life. So heres what I have to say

GO GET A FUCKIN LIFE AND YOU MIGHT GET LAID BEFORE YOU ARE 80
he's been on meds man, he's not normally like that.
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Post by Dave »

true.. mrd's on meds and he's a fag to boot
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Post by Dave »

XG|FragUPlenty wrote:I cant help who is a school boy bitch who has over 6000 posts because he doesnt go outside or get a life.
That's not much of an argument. I go outside and have almost 30000 posts. Here's a picture I took this afternoon of a duck flapping his wings.

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I mean really.. that 'go outside' bit is as dumb as bread

Bad insults go in this forum.
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quack

Post by Grandpa Stu »

yeah ducks are pretty cool. i really like the aftermarket paint job he has too, nice choice in blue.
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Post by Dave »

That one is all riced out... You can't tell from the resized crop, but one wing is blue and the other is purple. It's really easy to predict when they're going to dry their wings because they get their backs wet three or four times then they poke their neck up. Then you hold down the shutter button.
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Post by XG|FragUPlenty »

I didnt mean that towards everyone. Just him, sorry if anyone else took offense to that comment. Anyway thats a pretty awesome pic, must be a hell of a camera you got. Anyways you guys are cool I just felt like I was new to the forum and someone calling me a fag isnt exactly the best greeting. Its cool though, ive had worse.
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Post by mjrpes »

It's pretty useless to get mad when someone calls you a name on an internet forum. For instance, look at our friend Dave here. Did you know he's a the biggest fag/asshole/queer/loser/bitch/dildo/idiot/fartfart/shitfucker/poofball/dickweed on this forum? Do you think he cares that I said this? No, he's too busy taking duck photos to care.
[size=85]yea i've too been kind of thinking about maybe a new sig but sort of haven't come to quite a decision yet[/size]
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Post by Dave »

Ducks are cool
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Post by mjrpes »

Ducks are awesome. And they taste great.
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