intestinal worms

Post by **Massive Quasars** » Fri Jan 13, 2006 9:28 pm

miracle weight loss

Post by **Foo** » Fri Jan 13, 2006 9:29 pm

You'll eat more to compensate.

Also, they take all the nutrients and still leave a lot of the fat/carbs.

Post by **Massive Quasars** » Fri Jan 13, 2006 9:32 pm

bastards

Post by **phantasmagoria** » Fri Jan 13, 2006 10:10 pm

fucking hell, i was in the pub earlier having a lengthy discussion about how fat people should secretly be given worms to make them lose weight

Post by **Foo** » Fri Jan 13, 2006 10:12 pm

How about someone takes their bedroom and raises it to the 20th floor of wherever they live. On stilts if necessary. Then destroys any elevators or stairs and add a ladder.

Put the toilet, kitchen and light switch on the ground floor.

Post by **phantasmagoria** » Fri Jan 13, 2006 10:15 pm

they'll shit out of their window, fashion candles out of ear wax and capture birds with pieces of string attatched to bait to eat

Post by **Foo** » Fri Jan 13, 2006 10:17 pm

What now?

I was thinking it just gets them out of my way.

Post by **phantasmagoria** » Fri Jan 13, 2006 10:36 pm

not if they fall on you from gorging on pigeons

Post by **Bdw3** » Fri Jan 13, 2006 10:39 pm

DooMer wrote:Sounds kinda awesome to me. I think i'd keep it. He would be like your little buddy. You can eat a lot more and not get fat. You could do shit and then blame it on your tapeworm. You could also start saying "We" instead of "I" like venom.

Post by **I cant spell u** » Fri Jan 13, 2006 11:39 pm

I would swallow a gameboy for my tapeworm.