YourGranPa

Post by **Underpants?** » Sat Jan 14, 2006 6:27 am

when I get old, fat, bald and ugly will I have build tree houses for and raise the kid obviously sired by another man whilest buying knifesets and cookware for my cheating wife like some kind of spineless shit bag too?

Post by **Captain** » Sat Jan 14, 2006 8:09 am

Depends if you wanna start early or wait a few more years.

Post by **+JuggerNaut+** » Sat Jan 14, 2006 9:27 am

shutup underpants, he's busy bullying Pete.

Post by **seremtan** » Sat Jan 14, 2006 1:30 pm

Underpants? wrote:when I get old, fat, bald and ugly will I have build tree houses for and raise the kid obviously sired by another man whilest buying knifesets and cookware for my cheating wife like some kind of spineless shit bag too?

yes, you'll have to do all that, but with only one nut

Post by **MKJ** » Sat Jan 14, 2006 2:17 pm

statistically, that would mean you hae to have sex twice in your life. that wont happen

Post by **seremtan** » Sun Jan 15, 2006 1:49 am

one nut means having sex twice = having sex once for everyone else

Post by **YourGrandpa** » Mon Jan 16, 2006 5:16 am

Underpants? wrote:when I get old, fat, bald and ugly will I have build tree houses for and raise the kid obviously sired by another man whilest buying knifesets and cookware for my cheating wife like some kind of spineless shit bag too?

What a jealous fag...

Post by **Underpants?** » Mon Jan 16, 2006 6:42 am

you're right YourCuckoldPa

I so desperately wish I could be you,

and marry a woman who fools me into believing I'm propogating my family line in the obviously very normal-looking kid who grows undeniably less like your ugly, mutant bone-diseased-looking mug daily.
How does it feel to slave away as a meager-salaried electrician to come home to another man's seed destroying the computer you just pissed large credit on?

Post by **Doombrain** » Mon Jan 16, 2006 8:44 am

Post by **YourGrandpa** » Mon Jan 16, 2006 1:28 pm

Underpants? wrote: you're right YourCuckoldPa
I so desperately wish I could be you, and marry a woman who fools me into believing I'm propogating my family line in the obviously very normal-looking kid who grows undeniably less like your ugly, mutant bone-diseased-looking mug daily.
How does it feel to slave away as a meager-salaried electrician to come home to another man's seed destroying the computer you just pissed large credit on?

How little you know, boy.

BTW, I'm not an electrician. I'm a Project Manager for an Electrical Contractor. At any given time I'm managing $5 million+ in work.

But hey, what ever you have to tell yourself to get by is fine with me.

Post by **Underpants?** » Mon Jan 16, 2006 4:23 pm

oh, I'm sorry, gwamps.

calling you an electrician would be like calling the secretary in the dental office a dentist, then.
Not knowing how to do anything useful, you make copies and buy donuts for the real talent.

Keep bragging about squandering your life and savings on televisions computers and other ridiculi. Funny how these trinkets accomodate for the inevitable termination of your lineage.
Also,

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One thing's for sure, no one's laughing harder than your wife and the neighbor's kid

.

Post by **Doombrain** » Mon Jan 16, 2006 4:24 pm

hahahahah only one ball

Post by **Underpants?** » Mon Jan 16, 2006 4:38 pm

go tie a sweater over your shoulders, catcher

Post by **Doombrain** » Mon Jan 16, 2006 4:58 pm

Hahahah semi-eunuch

Post by **Underpants?** » Mon Jan 16, 2006 5:24 pm

type that after changing skirts between tennis and side-saddle horse jumping at the internet bar clubhouse, nut-ingester?
where do you find the time

Post by **Doombrain** » Mon Jan 16, 2006 5:25 pm

eunuch

Post by **Underpants?** » Mon Jan 16, 2006 5:25 pm

trannie

Post by **Underpants?** » Mon Jan 16, 2006 5:28 pm

go dress your anakin dolls in barbie outfits

Post by **Doombrain** » Mon Jan 16, 2006 5:29 pm

Eunuch?
True Missing Bollock

Post by **Doombrain** » Mon Jan 16, 2006 5:29 pm

Post by **Underpants?** » Mon Jan 16, 2006 5:33 pm

convertibles are for women and gender-confused Downs babies

Post by **Duhard** » Mon Jan 16, 2006 6:09 pm

:olo::olo:

Post by **seremtan** » Mon Jan 16, 2006 6:43 pm

Underpants? wrote:Funny how these trinkets accomodate for the inevitable termination of your lineage.

'compensate' not 'accommodate' you fucking uniballer

now carry on

Post by **Underpants?** » Mon Jan 16, 2006 7:06 pm

oh well what do we have here, some kind of filthy motherfucking dickweed arguing semantics and shit. Why don't you fuck off, saranwrap?

Post by **+JuggerNaut+** » Mon Jan 16, 2006 7:17 pm

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