I'm hard as fucking steel

[Guest]

I don't quite understand this quote, does it mean that I'm as hard as steel, or am I as hard as the act of fornication with steel?

[Duhard]

You can't fuck steel, lightweights, but steel is fucking hard.

[phantasmagoria]

AND I'VE GOT THE POWER

[phantasmagoria]

Zerreißen zerschmeißen Zerdrücken zerpflücken Zerhauen und klauen Nicht fragen zerschlagen Zerfetzen verletzen Zerbrennen dann rennen Zersägen zerlegen
Zerbrechen sich rächen

[Sanction]

You can't fuck steel, lightweights, but steel is fucking hard.

[ForM]

Thats not steel. More like tin.

[seremtan]

You can't fuck steel, lightweights, but steel is fucking hard.

if you were hard as fucking titanium i'd respect you, but steel? steel can be melted by burning jet fuel in less than 1.5hrs. bush says so

pfft - what a pussy

[werldhed]

Of course you can fuck steel; women do it all the time with considerable ease. I imagine it is a bit more difficult for men to do without proper lubrication.

Therefore, a reasonable translation of the phrase is, "I am as difficult as trying to shove a dry steel pole up your anus."

[DRuM]

http://freespace.virgin.net/roman.five/steel.mp3

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[seremtan]

Of course you can fuck steel; women do it all the time with considerable ease. I imagine it is a bit more difficult for men to do without proper lubrication.

Therefore, a reasonable translation of the phrase is, "I am as difficult as trying to shove a dry steel pole up your anus."

just because those things are shiny doesn't mean they're made from steel, m'kay

[ForM]

http://freespace.virgin.net/roman.five/steel.mp3

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olo'd the first time I herd that.

Shame we cant imbed sounds like the old days.

[Guest]

You can't fuck steel, lightweights, but steel is fucking hard.

if you were hard as fucking titanium i'd respect you, but steel? steel can be melted by burning jet fuel in less than 1.5hrs. bush says so

pfft - what a pussy

Titanium? Rofl, someone never heard of the networked carbon molecules.

[werldhed]

Of course you can fuck steel; women do it all the time with considerable ease. I imagine it is a bit more difficult for men to do without proper lubrication.

Therefore, a reasonable translation of the phrase is, "I am as difficult as trying to shove a dry steel pole up your anus."

just because those things are shiny doesn't mean they're made from steel, m'kay

:icon6:
steeldildos.com :icon10:


...holy shit, those things are expensive.

[DRuM]

http://freespace.virgin.net/roman.five/steel.mp3

:icon20:

olo'd the first time I herd that.

Shame we cant imbed sounds like the old days.

Indeed, I was asking about that in TnT the other day. No go

[seremtan]

You can't fuck steel, lightweights, but steel is fucking hard.

if you were hard as fucking titanium i'd respect you, but steel? steel can be melted by burning jet fuel in less than 1.5hrs. bush says so

pfft - what a pussy

Titanium? Rofl, someone never heard of the networked carbon molecules.

because someone's been outdoors and experienced sunlight recently

[Guest]

if you were hard as fucking titanium i'd respect you, but steel? steel can be melted by burning jet fuel in less than 1.5hrs. bush says so

pfft - what a pussy

Titanium? Rofl, someone never heard of the networked carbon molecules.

because someone's been outdoors and experienced sunlight recently

I was talking about the diamond, its common knowledge

[Grudge]