No mate I don't see me calling myself a kid anywhereek wrote:so you calling yourself a kid? nice work there dickhead.
In all fairness, here's seremtans real girlfriends
DRuM's mom: "when are you going to make somthing of youself and do somthing with your life? Move out, Settle down with a woman, raise a family?"DRuM wrote:" shaft are you coming to bed?"
" in a few hours my sweet, I just have to finish off flaming on a message board for kids the same age as ours "
" but you said you'd give up all that internet nonsense once we're get married. "
" yes my sweet, but you have to understand it's more important than you "
DRuM: "I cant, I'm almost 50, I'm obsessed with an internet message board, whenever I do a gay wedding gig's I end up sleeping with the best man instead of getting real payment. The first and last woman I attempted to have sex with looked like Oprah and scared me into homosexuality."
DRuM's mom: "Whatever you say honey, finish up these dishes or I will take away your internet privledges for a week"
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