We're Ready For Ya

Post by **Captain** » Wed Feb 01, 2006 12:18 am

Iran is ready for America's attacks to begin. The day that they attack is the day that Israel will cease to exist :icon17:

Post by **tnf** » Wed Feb 01, 2006 12:23 am

OK CHAMP, THANKS FOR THE INFORMATION. YOU SAY WE'RE...YOU MUST REALLY BE COMRADES WITH THOSE IRANIANS RIGHT?
Fuck dude, you'd last 2 nanoseconds there.

Post by **Captain** » Wed Feb 01, 2006 12:33 am

My whole culture and background is Iranian, moron. Of course I want those fucking jews wiped out. There might be world peace afterwards if the cocksuckers bow out.

Post by **HM-PuFFNSTuFF** » Wed Feb 01, 2006 12:40 am

Captain Spazduh the Irannish super-hero to the rescue!!!!

Post by **ScooterG** » Wed Feb 01, 2006 12:41 am

Here we go....

Post by **Captain** » Wed Feb 01, 2006 12:41 am

Damn straight. Just drop the "spazduh", it's getting old, alright HuffNToke? :icon26:

Post by **ScooterG** » Wed Feb 01, 2006 12:42 am

Did someone take over your account for your last maybe 5 or so posts or r u just PMSing today? Hmmm?

Post by **Captain** » Wed Feb 01, 2006 12:44 am

I don't know. Ask Jebus.

Post by **HM-PuFFNSTuFF** » Wed Feb 01, 2006 12:44 am

no he's always been an idiot.

Post by **Captain** » Wed Feb 01, 2006 12:45 am

HM-PuFFNSTuFF wrote:no he's always been an idiot.

Ironic

Post by **tnf** » Wed Feb 01, 2006 12:57 am

Captain Mazda wrote:My whole culture and background is Iranian, moron. Of course I want those fucking jews wiped out. There might be world peace afterwards if the cocksuckers bow out.

So why aren't you there fighting alongside your Iranian brothers and sisters?

Post by **Captain** » Wed Feb 01, 2006 1:00 am

Why aren't you fighting against the establishment of the New World Order?

Post by **eepberries** » Wed Feb 01, 2006 1:07 am

Maybe because living is rather nice.

Post by **tnf** » Wed Feb 01, 2006 1:11 am

Captain Mazda wrote:Why aren't you fighting against the establishment of the New World Order?

The battle lines for that 'war' aren't quite as defined as the one you are talking about. And I am fighting against it by educating young minds who still have a chance to get out into the world and be free thinkers.

Post by **S@M** » Wed Feb 01, 2006 1:17 am

eepberries wrote:Maybe because living is rather nice.

living in good ol Canada perhaps?
enjoying the benefits of a western lifestyle, education and health care system perhaps?
Enjoying civil freedoms not available in Iran perhaps?

lols

Post by **seremtan** » Wed Feb 01, 2006 1:17 am

Captain Mazda wrote:Iran is ready for America's attacks to begin. The day that they attack is the day that Israel will cease to exist :icon17:

o rly?

does ahmedinejad do magic tricks also?

Post by **R00k** » Wed Feb 01, 2006 1:47 am

S@M wrote:
eepberries wrote:Maybe because living is rather nice.
living in good ol Canada perhaps?
enjoying the benefits of a western lifestyle, education and health care system perhaps?
Enjoying civil freedoms not available in Iran perhaps?

lols

Yes -- but POWER TO IRAN!!!

Post by **Captain** » Wed Feb 01, 2006 4:16 am

S@M wrote:living in good ol Canada perhaps?
enjoying the benefits of a western lifestyle, education and health care system perhaps?
Enjoying civil freedoms not available in Iran perhaps?
lols

Western lifestyle benefits? You mean obesity, ignorance, low IQ, unemployment, job insecurity, low education, being controlled by Israel, and war? What a great place to live in, huh?

Post by **Tormentius** » Wed Feb 01, 2006 4:28 am

Captain Mazda wrote:
Western lifestyle benefits? You mean obesity, ignorance, low IQ, unemployment, job insecurity, low education, being controlled by Israel, and war? What a great place to live in, huh?

Thats a pretty nice doublestandard. On one hand you live in Canada and enjoy the freedom, healthcare, education, and safety of this nation. On the other hand you like to talk tough about fighting, genocide, and war even though you're unwilling to actually live in Iran. If you've got the sack to back your beliefs then go over there and join your "cause" otherwise do us a favour and shut the fuck up.

Post by **HM-PuFFNSTuFF** » Wed Feb 01, 2006 4:37 am

http://www.hrw.org/doc?t=mideast&c=iran

Post by **werldhed** » Wed Feb 01, 2006 4:48 am

Captain Mazda wrote:
S@M wrote:living in good ol Canada perhaps?
enjoying the benefits of a western lifestyle, education and health care system perhaps?
Enjoying civil freedoms not available in Iran perhaps?
lols
Western lifestyle benefits? You mean obesity, ignorance, low IQ, unemployment, job insecurity, low education, being controlled by Israel, and war? What a great place to live in, huh?

Are you a troll? Seriously...

Obesity: From a study in The International Journal of Obesity Related Metabolic Disorders:

The mean body mass index was 22.8 +/- 4.6 (+/- SD) for mean and 23.6 +/- 6.6 (+/- SD) for women. Men had their highest BMI in their late forties and women did so in their early fifties. Twenty-five percent of men and 30% of women were overweight (BMI = 25-30). Eight percent of women and 2.5% of men were obese (BMI > 30). CONCLUSIONS: Contrary to the commonly-held belief that overweight and obesity are generally uncommon in Iran, this study revealed that both are prevalent in the adult population of southern Iran and both are more frequent among women than men.

From a study titled "Prevalence of obesity in Iran." published in Obesity Reviews (2005 Aug;6(3):191-2):

The prevalence of overweight (body mass index > or = 85th reference percentiles) among urban 15-39 and 40-69 year olds is estimated at about 22% and 40% respectively.

And another study from the journal Ethnicity & Disease (2005 Spring;15(2):213-20):

Turkish women had substantially higher body mass index (BMI), larger waist, higher waist/hip ratio and sagittal abdominal diameter, higher levels of serum triglycerides, and lower HDL cholesterol concentration compared with Swedish-born women. A similar tendency was seen also for Iranian women.

Ignorance, low IQ, low education:
From IQ and the Wealth of Nations:
US = 91
Canada = 97
Iran = 84

Unemployment, job insecurity:
From "Iran’s Unemployment Crisis" in Middle East Economic Survey by Jahangir Amuzegar, 10/11/04:

First, unemployment is especially high at 34% among the 15-24 year olds who officially constitute 25% of the labor force; it is 22% for men and 41% for women.
A report commissioned by the Management and Plan Organization and released in early September 2004 puts the total national unemployment rate at 13.2%, and predicts that if this level holds up, then the jobless rate among the 15-29 age group will reach 52% within two years.

Post by **HM-PuFFNSTuFF** » Wed Feb 01, 2006 4:51 am

also, my gf is Iraqi and she thinks you're a retard

Post by **HM-PuFFNSTuFF** » Wed Feb 01, 2006 4:53 am

Post by **+JuggerNaut+** » Wed Feb 01, 2006 4:55 am

HM-PuFFNSTuFF wrote:also, my gf is Iraqi and she thinks you're a retard

Post by ek » Wed Feb 01, 2006 4:56 am

whats your girlfriend being iraqi got to do with him and his iranian buddies?

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