Coffee Haiku

[Underpants?]

my eyes and legs slow
but mind and intestine fast
I quickly must leave

[ubzurvur]

A haiku for you onenutunderpants!!!

Just one testicle
But still it hangs low and swings
Though it is lonely

[Captain]

That's not a haiku you dumbass.

Ubzurvur the asshole
Can't ever get head
Fuck off prick

[ubzurvur]

haikus have a 5, 7, 5 syllable pattern.

but see, your a retard and don't get it.

[Captain]

Then what explains your 3-7-4 pattern? Hmm?

Haikus can also have 3-5-3 patterns. "Can't" is a conjunction of "can" and "not", so it can be considered 2 words.

Fuck you.

[werldhed]

Then what explains your 3-7-4 pattern? Hmm?

Haikus can also have 3-5-3 patterns. "Can't" is a conjunction of "can" and "not", so it can be considered 2 words.

Fuck you.

[+JuggerNaut+]

A haiku for you onenutunderpants!!!

Just one testicle
But still it hangs low and swings
Though it is lonely

stop already. you're embarassing the internet.

[Bdw3]

Then what explains your 3-7-4 pattern? Hmm?

Haikus can also have 3-5-3 patterns. "Can't" is a conjunction of "can" and "not", so it can be considered 2 words.

Fuck you.

You're counting words not syllables.

Also the word your are looking for is contraction.

3rd Grade. :icon10:

[werldhed]

And contractions are considered to be single words, so it still wouldn't work.

[ubzurvur]

Then what explains your 3-7-4 pattern? Hmm?

Haikus can also have 3-5-3 patterns. "Can't" is a conjunction of "can" and "not", so it can be considered 2 words.

Fuck you.

you lose. try again.

[E:v:O]

Dildos are now banned
Wideset Vagina Girlfriend
You have a small dick


is that one?

[glossy]

Then what explains your 3-7-4 pattern? Hmm?

Haikus can also have 3-5-3 patterns. "Can't" is a conjunction of "can" and "not", so it can be considered 2 words.

Fuck you.

You're counting words not syllables.

Also the word your are looking for is contraction.

3rd Grade. :icon10:

n1

[Underpants?]

the art of haiku is in the ability to create an impact with disruption, each line a disconnected island of statement unto itself yet somehow also chaining all three to flow together coherently. Oh, wait, that was my take on the state of the union address. sorry.

[Captain]

Unlike the cunts, I didn't waste 4 years trying to study haikus. COCKED!!!

When my teacher in 6th grade was trying to teach us haikus, I was thinking of how to kill her. That fat jew tried to make me do a hanukkah presentation, fucking cunt. Lucky I didn't slit her throat and flush it down the crapper. Yeah, I used to live in Toronto a few years back, the worst fucking neighbourhood. Full of jews and russian jews. All they'd do was shoot and stab each other and yell bloody hell.

PS. It was a fucking public school yet judaism was the only thing they'd try to stuff into you.

PS2. I took a shit on a picnic bench once.

PS3. Another time I threw up on a tree.

[Dave]

hate speech is not tolerated here

[Captain]

In these forums???

http://www.quake3world.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=16559

http://www.quake3world.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=16697

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