So my girlfriend's mom sent me this today via email....

[Freakaloin]

yup...and i have proof that i'm not gay in the form of children...u on the other hand....HUGE HOMERSEXUAL...

[Underpants?]

It was an email that was forwarded a couple times. I have no idea why she decided to send me this. Screenshotted to preserve original editing:

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When I received this email I was prepared for something ridiculous, retarded and religious bullshit because that's the kind of email that she sends my girlfriend all the time. She's never sent me stuff before because my girlfriend never gave her my email address because of these retarded emails, but she's got it now because I had to send her something.

So anyways, I open it and start skimming and I see that this is supposed to be quoting Andy Rooney and that he's saying some of the most ridiculously ignorant and racist things I've ever heard. I don't buy a word of it and I do a little research and of course find that it's fake:

http://www.snopes.com/politics/soapbox/rooney4.asp

I emailed her back saying the following:

FYI, this is fake: http://www.snopes.com/politics/soapbox/rooney4.asp

It looked much too abrasive for Andy Rooney and I did a little research on it.

That's not exactly what I would have prefered to have said, but I had to utilize some diplomacy since she's probably my future mother in-law. My girlfriend is not at all like her mother and she's actually repeatedly told her mom to stop sending her these stupid fucking chain emails.

just post the fucking email next time you nit-picking whore.

[Dek]

yup...and i have proof that i'm not gay in the form of children...u on the other hand....HUGE HOMERSEXUAL...

Gay people can have kids too moron...

[BlueGene]

A minority is no longer in numbers.

For example women are considered a minority while they are actually a majority.

Getting back to what you said earlier, black comedians don't "make fun of whites," they make fun of everyone, regardless of race--I'm perfectly fine with that.

Look at it this way. You want freedom of speech. Libel and slander laws aside, you now want that freedom to conform to certain guidelines. Now it's not really a constitutional freedom, but bureaucratic a policy. If you wonder how things like the Patriot Act get passed and renewed, THAT'S HOW.

Now think long and hard about exactly what concepts of "majority" and "minority" are. They're much more than simple, "natural" percentages, it's about imagined differences solidified by policy. Nationalist, governmental or cultural policies that determine it's socially acceptable for one group to do x and another to do y or not to do x don't take steps towards dismantling divisions, but usually reinforce them. Minority has never been about numbers, but about power and the construction, hierarchy and exploitation of difference.

I have heard certain black comedian use words like “cracker”, but I believe it is fine and there shouldn’t be any legislation prohibiting this. However the tone of society needs to change over time, on voluntary basis is what I'm saying. I know it wont.

Yes I know there are different definition and terms for minority that’s exactly what I was saying, I was reply to the other guy who mentioned that certain miniorties aren't miniroties in numbers.

[Freakaloin]

Gay people can have kids too moron...

not in my world...

[Nightshade]

Gay's the new straight for Geoof.

[eepberries]

I have heard certain black comedian use words like “cracker”, but I believe it is fine and there shouldn’t be any legislation prohibiting this. However the tone of society needs to change over time, on voluntary basis is what I'm saying. I know it wont.

Yes I know there are different definition and terms for minority that’s exactly what I was saying, I was reply to the other guy who mentioned that certain miniorties aren't miniroties in numbers.

I have heard certain black comedians use words like "nigger" as well

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[Hannibal]

Yeah, I do agree with the majority of the statements in the email.

That's fine, I saw the "100% correct" thing initially and had to ask. I noticed a few howlers in that list that I'd expect you wouldn't agree with. No biggie.

[Nightshade]

Yeah, there's a caveat here and there, but one of my big pet peeves is how acceptable it is to discriminate against whitey.