Community poem

Post by **Underpants?** » Thu Feb 16, 2006 3:09 am

In honor of belated valentines day, I want to start a community-effort poem for and by each and every one of you foreskin-farmers

:wub : :angrey!:

sublime rail trails
sifting through the breeze,

Post by **werldhed** » Thu Feb 16, 2006 4:02 am

I put the gun to her head;
said, "Bitch, down on your knees."

Post by **mjrpes** » Thu Feb 16, 2006 4:07 am

Suddenly the cops stormed in
said, "Put the RG down and freeze."

Post by **Underpants?** » Thu Feb 16, 2006 6:11 am

one, a burley sweat-stained ox
said "or yer ass'll be swiss cheese!"

Post by **seremtan** » Fri Feb 17, 2006 12:14 am

the other, a hick name of earl,
patted his pockets, said "where the fuck are my keys?"

Post by **HM-PuFFNSTuFF** » Fri Feb 17, 2006 6:07 am

her breast was like a rosebud

Post by **MKJ** » Fri Feb 17, 2006 12:31 pm

too bad he only had one nut

Post by **Underpants?** » Fri Feb 17, 2006 3:51 pm

don't break the poem off
you filthy dutch midget slut

P.S.

I'll have to add 'rhyming' to the profanely long list of things dutch people can't do worth a shit

Post by **Underpants?** » Fri Feb 17, 2006 5:42 pm

but her breath killed my game
like a uranium rail slug
@P-duffy

Post by **MKJ** » Sat Feb 18, 2006 4:55 pm

im pretty sure bud rhymes with nut

Post by **seremtan** » Sat Feb 18, 2006 6:33 pm

but not with cheese

Post by **Underpants?** » Sat Feb 18, 2006 6:43 pm

MKJ wrote:im pretty sure bud rhymes with nut

Mwhat Ka Jdumbfuck :olol:

Post by **Captain** » Sat Feb 18, 2006 6:51 pm

I looked at the sun,
It burned my eyes
I said "ow motherfucker",
And pointed at it my gun
I said "Your end is near"
And I shot Underpants

Fuck you Fuck you Fuck you Fuck you

Post by **Underpants?** » Sat Feb 18, 2006 7:30 pm

have you declared Jihad on sense, captain crazy?

Post by **MKJ** » Sat Feb 18, 2006 8:16 pm

seremtan wrote:but not with cheese

i replied to puff though :gasp

Post by **Underpants?** » Sat Feb 18, 2006 8:39 pm

either way, you replied :grasp ing your nuts compulsively, I'm sure.

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Post by **mjrpes** » Sun Feb 19, 2006 12:53 am

seremtan wrote:the other, a hick name of earl,
patted his pockets, said "where the fuck are my keys?"

then q3w faggots posted shit
and this thread went downhill faster than a sneeze

Post by **Underpants?** » Sun Feb 19, 2006 4:54 am

until mrjerpes resurrected it
with his team of typing chimpanzees

Post by **mjrpes** » Sun Feb 19, 2006 5:12 am

running out of things that end in -eeze
I could hear Underpants scream, "stop please!"

Post by **I cant spell u** » Sun Feb 19, 2006 5:53 am

And as the bees would sting underpants, his screams would sound like chinese.

Post by **Underpants?** » Sun Feb 19, 2006 6:01 am

as I wondered what the fuck
Cantspellu chowed pickles from the ass of geese

Post by **I cant spell u** » Sun Feb 19, 2006 6:07 am

And then all of a sudden, he went homeless because he forgot to pay the lease.

Post by **Underpants?** » Sun Feb 19, 2006 6:16 am

annnnd spellu earns the hard way
by letting old men jiggle his peas

Post by **I cant spell u** » Sun Feb 19, 2006 6:40 am

Post by **Captain** » Sun Feb 19, 2006 7:57 am

I was in the hood yo geeze,
Picking up my hoes yo deeze
Drivin' my Escalade through obese,
people!