What the fuck are you doing here?!

Post by **Clauz** » Thu Feb 23, 2006 5:13 pm

Sir, I got lost on the way to college, sir!

Post by **MKJ** » Thu Feb 23, 2006 5:17 pm

Post by **CrinklyArse** » Thu Feb 23, 2006 5:17 pm

spam?

Post by **shaft** » Thu Feb 23, 2006 5:19 pm

[lvlshot]http://www.syrogen.com/v3/Art/head%20wip.jpg[/lvlshot]

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Thu Feb 23, 2006 5:24 pm

Jesus were you always a lamer?

Post by **Clauz** » Thu Feb 23, 2006 5:34 pm

It's a good quote from a good movie. Now fuck right off back to your supposed kingdom of R&R.

Post by **Tsakali_** » Thu Feb 23, 2006 5:36 pm

Clauz wrote:... from a good movie...

debatable

Post by **Turbine** » Thu Feb 23, 2006 7:19 pm

Clauz wrote:Sir, I got lost on the way to college, sir!

- Quote "Jarhead"

Here is more:

Troy: Welcome to The Suck.

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Sgt. Siek: I love this job. I thank God for every fucking day he gives me in the corps, oorah.

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D.I. Fitch: And why the fuck did you join the Marines?
Anthony 'Swoff' Swofford: I got lost on the way to college, sir.

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Anthony 'Swoff' Swofford: I am 20 years old was and stupid enough to sign a contract.

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Troy: Fuck politics. We're here. All the rest is bullshit.

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Anthony 'Swoff' Swofford: Every war is different, every war is the same.

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Kruger: [after being offered nuts on an airplane] Excuse me, are these hot nuts?
Stewardess: No, they're room temperature.
Kruger: [takes some nuts] Well, maybe later you can come by and warm up my nuts.
Stewardess: I'm sorry, I don't like the little ones.

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Sgt. Siek: There is no bugle tryout! You sizzle dick motherfucker!

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Anthony 'Swoff' Swofford: [the Doors' "Break on Through" being played on a flying by helicopter] That's Vietnam music... can't we get our own music?

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Cortez: Whatever, you squishy-faced retard.
Fowler: [dead serious] Don't ever call me squishy-face!

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Fowler: [in showers, pointing at another marine] Hey, look! It's a cock, but smaller!

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Sgt. Siek: [Sgt. Seik is directing the recruits on how to judge distances] Use something that you know the distance of, compare how many of them would make up the unknown distance and multiply. Do *not* use your dicks, an inch and a half into six-hundred yards: I can't count that high!

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Anthony 'Swoff' Swofford: I was hooked.

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Anthony 'Swoff' Swofford: I wanted the pink mist.

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Anthony 'Swoff' Swofford: We are still in the desert

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Anthony 'Swoff' Swofford: Whatever else he may do with his life-build a house, love a woman, change his son's diaper-he will always be a jarhead. And all the jarheads killing and dying, they will always be me. We are still in the desert.

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Sgt. Siek: Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no evil, for I am the baddest mother fucker in the valley

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Anthony 'Swoff' Swofford: You poor bastard. I bet your recruiter promised you a whole wide world of pussy, huh?
Kruger: Fuckin' eh. Cocksucker knew the price of every whore from Langholm to Stockholm.
Anthony 'Swoff' Swofford: And here we are - no pussy and a thousand miles.
Kruger: Fucked by the green weenie again!
Anthony 'Swoff' Swofford: Well, what would you be doing if you were a civilian? Staying up late, jacking off, playing Metroid - trying to get to that ninth level?
Troy: You know what happens when you get there?
[laughs]
Troy: Nothing. You just start all over again.

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D.I. Fitch: Jesus Joseph and doggy-style Mary!

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Anthony 'Swoff' Swofford: For most problems the Marine is issued a solution. If ill, go to sickbay. If wounded, call a Corpsman. If dead, report to graves registration. If losing his mind, however, no standard solution exists.

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Anthony 'Swoff' Swofford: [seeing the flames of the burning oil fields] The Earth is bleeding.

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Anthony 'Swoff' Swofford: The Drill Instructor looks fabulous in his uniform, sir!

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[in an NBC suit]
Troy: [in a Darth Vader voice] Luke, come over to the Dark Side.

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Kruger: [referring to photo of Swoff's girlfriend] I'm saving that one for later!

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Lieutenant Colonel Kazinski: You know, I should really retire because I can't hear a fuckin' thing!

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Sgt. Siek: The Bible says thou shalt not kill. Now hear this... FUCK THAT SHIT.

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Anthony 'Swoff' Swofford: Field fuck!

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Anthony 'Swoff' Swofford: We call this friendly fire, friendly fucking, or getting friendly fucked.

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Fergus: [after seeing pictures of Swofford's girlfriend in his USMC shirt] She have her own clothes?

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Anthony 'Swoff' Swofford: Suggestive techniques for the marine to use in the avoidance of boredom and loneliness. Masturbation. Re-reading of letters from unfaithful wives and girlfriends. Cleaning your rifle. Further masturbation. Re-wiring Walkman. Arguing about religion and meaning of life. Discussing in detail, every women the marine has ever fucked. Debating differences, such as Cupban VS Mexican, Harleys VS Hondas, left VS right-handed masturbation. Further cleaning of rifle. Studying the mail order bride catalogue. Further masturbation. Planning a marine's first meal on return home. Imagining what a marine's girlfriend and her man Joey are doing in the alley or in a hotel bed.

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Cortez: This is what life is about, boys!
Fowler: She's a big bitch, Cortez!
Cortez: She's not big, she's beautiful, and she's beautiful because she's pregnant! That's what life is about.

Post by **Nightshade** » Thu Feb 23, 2006 7:34 pm

Excellent film, better book.

What the fuck are you doing here?!

What the fuck are you doing here?!

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