Guy walks into a bar with a little monkey on his shoulder

[phantasmagoria]

and orders a beer. The monkey hops down onto the bar, and eats a whole bowl of peanuts. Then over to the waitress' station and is eating all kinds of orange wedges, olives, etc...Then jumps onto the pool table, picks up the cue ball and swallows it whole! The bartender asks the guy, "What the hell is wrong with your monkey?" The guy informs the bartender that he just eats anything he can get his hands on.

About a week goes by. The guy and the monkey are back in the bar. Monkey runs up to the waitress' station and pulls out a cherry. Looks at it, sticks it up his butt, pulls it back out, and eats it! The bartender asks "Now what the hell is wrong with your monkey?"

And the guy replies "Ever since he ate that cue ball, he wants to check everything for size first."

[Scourge]

[Survivor]

[I cant spell u]

I oloed a little bit.

[Grudge]

lolf