Jokes you remember

Post by **BlueGene** » Wed Mar 01, 2006 2:19 am

Let's see some jokes you actually remember. (Hope racist jokes are tolerated cause that's all I can remember

, but no offence.

)

What's faster then the speed of light? A jew with a coupon.

What did the black kid get for christmas? Your bike.

Why do jews have such big noses? Air is free.

Yeah they suck, let's see what you remember.

Post by **losCHUNK** » Wed Mar 01, 2006 2:26 am

whats the fastest thing in the world ? ||||||| an ethiopian with a dinner ticket

whats the 2nd fastest thing ? ||||| the bugger he knicked it off

Post by **mjrpes** » Wed Mar 01, 2006 2:43 am

Did you hear about the 40 pound midget with the 20 pounds balls? |||| He was half nuts!

Post by **raw** » Wed Mar 01, 2006 2:48 am

Freakaloin

Post by **andyman** » Wed Mar 01, 2006 2:51 am

On a scale of one to ten, how old is Michael Jackson's boyfeind

Post by **raw** » Wed Mar 01, 2006 2:57 am

I don't have anything that can be told that won't warrant a ban for myself.

Post by **BlueGene** » Wed Mar 01, 2006 3:28 am

For the sake of jokes racism and homophobia should be tolerated, so go ahead. I doubt u will get banned, plus you got so many posts I’m sure the mods will let it slip.

Post by **Foo** » Wed Mar 01, 2006 3:29 am

|HHAHAHAHAHAHA

Post by **Scourge** » Wed Mar 01, 2006 3:34 am

BlueGene wrote:For the sake of jokes racism and homophobia should be tolerated, so go ahead. I doubt u will get banned, plus you got so many posts I’m sure the mods will let it slip.

Of course they will, he's the H.N.I.C.

Post by **BlueGene** » Wed Mar 01, 2006 3:38 am

So this white guy is taking a piss in a urinal and next to him is this black guy. So the guy accidentally looks over and notices the guy has a gigantic dick.

So the white guy goes. “I’m not gay or anything, but how the hell do u have such a enormous dick”

The black guy says “Well each time I get out of the shower I hit my dick against wall as hard as I can”

A few weeks later the white guy is again pissing in the same urinal, all of a sudden the same black guy walks up to the one beside him.

The white guy says. “So…I’ve been hitting my dick against the wall for the last 14 days but it doesn’t seem to get bigger”

“Well at least you got it the same color”

Post by **BlueGene** » Wed Mar 01, 2006 3:38 am

scourge34 wrote:he's the H.N.I.C.

?

Post by **R3pl1c4t0r** » Wed Mar 01, 2006 8:00 am

hes an admin

Post by **ilumos** » Wed Mar 01, 2006 10:24 am

What do you call a Spaniad who has just come out of hospital? Manwell!

What do you call a Spaniad who's juts had his car stolen?Carlos!

What do you call a Spaniad with a rubber toe?Roberto!

They may be cheesy, but you'll be using them I bet :P

Post by **phantasmagoria** » Wed Mar 01, 2006 10:58 am

How many Freudian analysts does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two: One to change the lightbulb and one to hold the breasts..uh i mean ladder.

Post by **MKJ** » Wed Mar 01, 2006 11:08 am

Michael Jackson's starting a new band, "The Jackson 5 and under"

Post by **R00k** » Wed Mar 01, 2006 1:30 pm

phantasmagoria wrote:How many Freudian analysts does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two: One to change the lightbulb and one to hold the breasts..uh i mean ladder.

lol

Post by **Jackal** » Wed Mar 01, 2006 1:48 pm

A BABY SEAL WALKS INTO A CLUB.

Post by **losCHUNK** » Wed Mar 01, 2006 2:28 pm

what do you say to a floating TV at night ?

drop it nigga

if you ever went camping, got blind drunk and woke up with a condom stuck up your ass, would you tell anyone ?

'no'

wanna go camping ?

Post by **Tsakali_** » Wed Mar 01, 2006 7:33 pm

why did all the fags survive Katrina?

cause they packed their shit the night before

Post by **HateFactor** » Wed Mar 01, 2006 7:55 pm

A jew, a Polack and a black guy walk into a bar and the bartender goes:

"What is this, a joke?"

Post by **Dek** » Wed Mar 01, 2006 7:58 pm

Where do pirates like to go eat?

ARRRRRRRRRBY'S

Post by **Tsakali_** » Wed Mar 01, 2006 8:08 pm

Dek wrote:Where do pirates like to go eat?

ARRRRRRRRRBY'S

lol, kill yourself

Post by **MKJ** » Wed Mar 01, 2006 8:19 pm

a pirate walks into a bar with a steeringwheel sticking out of his pants.
as the bartender asks him about it he replies "aye, its drivin me nuts!"

Post by **Freakaloin** » Wed Mar 01, 2006 8:30 pm

Post by **MKJ** » Wed Mar 01, 2006 8:31 pm

@ dentist joke