ahhh jesus

Post by **feedback** » Fri Mar 03, 2006 3:47 am

I just went to my fridge to find something to eat, there's almost nothing there, save a cucumber left over from some time before. I grabbed it to pick it up, and my hand went right fucking through it, and this white-green shit spurted out of the center. lkjaslfknmsalmkaslkas I want to boil my hand

Post by **HM-PuFFNSTuFF** » Fri Mar 03, 2006 3:50 am

that happened to me when I grabbed daddy's penis.

Post by **mjrpes** » Fri Mar 03, 2006 3:51 am

Do something. You must have the last laugh.

Post by **R00k** » Fri Mar 03, 2006 3:53 am

My fruit and vegetables always go bad lately. I buy them telling myself this week I'm going to start eating more fruit, but I never do.

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Fri Mar 03, 2006 4:02 am

Liar, you went to the fridge to look for something to insert in your anus! Nobody has a cucomber for a snack

Post by **Foo** » Fri Mar 03, 2006 4:02 am

R00k wrote:My fruit and vegetables always go bad lately. I buy them telling myself this week I'm going to start eating more fruit, but I never do.

Watch a fucking ton of cookery shows - That new series with Gordon Ramsey is a good one. Dunno if you get it in the US yet but it's not shit and boring like ready steady cook and any of that shit Delia puts out, etc.

I am 'Mr Take Away' when it comes to food but after watching a load of cookery shows back to back I'm indispersing it with a lot of home cooked stuff now, even if it's as shit as an omlette with some fried peppers.

Post by **Foo** » Fri Mar 03, 2006 4:03 am

ToxicBug wrote:Liar, you went to the fridge to look for something to insert in your anus! Nobody has a cucomber for a snack

If you dip it in sugar it tastes exactly like melon.

Post by **feedback** » Fri Mar 03, 2006 4:06 am

I can make something good out of anything. I was going to make a cucumber salad, which is why I bought it in the first place. Slice thinly after peeling, dress with lemon juice, balsamic vinegar, soy sauce, sesame oil, garlic, and green onion. tastes great

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Fri Mar 03, 2006 4:11 am

Foo wrote:
ToxicBug wrote:Liar, you went to the fridge to look for something to insert in your anus! Nobody has a cucomber for a snack
If you dip it in sugar it tastes exactly like melon.

whoa

Post by **BlueGene** » Fri Mar 03, 2006 4:12 am

sugar sounds nasty but I know people eat it with salt.

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Fri Mar 03, 2006 4:15 am

I think eating a cucomber with salt is the orthodox way to consume it.

Post by **R00k** » Fri Mar 03, 2006 4:31 am

Foo wrote:
R00k wrote:My fruit and vegetables always go bad lately. I buy them telling myself this week I'm going to start eating more fruit, but I never do.
Watch a fucking ton of cookery shows - That new series with Gordon Ramsey is a good one. Dunno if you get it in the US yet but it's not shit and boring like ready steady cook and any of that shit Delia puts out, etc.

I am 'Mr Take Away' when it comes to food but after watching a load of cookery shows back to back I'm indispersing it with a lot of home cooked stuff now, even if it's as shit as an omlette with some fried peppers.

I'm not too bad about cooking for myself really, it's just the fresh fruits and veggies that I can't get myself to eat. I just never feel a craving or desire for them once I walk out of the grocery store.

Still, I guess I'll keep wasting my money until one day I finally get in the habit of buying them AND eating them. lol

Post by **HM-PuFFNSTuFF** » Fri Mar 03, 2006 4:42 am

i'm opening a food store

Post by **I cant spell u** » Fri Mar 03, 2006 4:45 am

Did someone say my name?

Post by **Underpants?** » Fri Mar 03, 2006 4:49 am

the cucumber gives an avacado bean sprout feta sandwich an extra sinewy goodness.

Post by **R00k** » Fri Mar 03, 2006 5:14 am

I think I'm going to be sick.

Post by **Underpants?** » Fri Mar 03, 2006 5:19 am

lightweight

Post by **SOAPboy** » Fri Mar 03, 2006 6:34 am

Foo wrote:
ToxicBug wrote:Liar, you went to the fridge to look for something to insert in your anus! Nobody has a cucomber for a snack
If you dip it in sugar it tastes exactly like melon.

Wait.. seriously?

Post by **Massive Quasars** » Fri Mar 03, 2006 6:49 am

HM-PuFFNSTuFF wrote:that happened to me when I grabbed daddy's penis.

Is that what you call DM now?

Post by **Massive Quasars** » Fri Mar 03, 2006 7:47 am

If so, say nothing.