son of a bitch

Post by **shaft** » Fri Mar 03, 2006 4:19 am

I got a fucking speeding ticket on the way home tonight. Instead of going straight home I decided to stop off at the store...well shit..Ive driven down this frontage road a million times...never knew what the speed limit was. I was driving a reasonable speed 40ish. Well the cunt was sitting there on the shoulder tagging people. I saw him and immediately thought...hmm I wonder what the speed limit actually is...not sure..so I slowed down. Right as I was about to pull into the parking lot he whips around and pulls me over.
I haven’t had a speeding ticket in over 3 years so I figured he would go easy on me...nope. When he came back and gave me the ticket he explained to me how nice he was to drop it down to only 10 over (instead of 14). He made it sound like a big deal....well fuck I got home...the motherfucking ticket was $120, and by him posting me at only 10 over he saved me $10 bucks....well thanks a fucking lot you fucking cunt. To top it off...I notice he wrote me up for lack of proof of insurance...I was like WTF, I handed him my fucking insurance card! So I run down to my fucking car and go into the fucking glove box and look at the fucking insurance card....well fuck my uncle I had an old one sitting next to the current one and I handed him the wrong one...but the cunt never said anything about it when he came back with my ticket. Fuck him and fuck him again for acting like a polite cunt. Fucking 40 in a 30, fucking $120, not to mention the fucking fuckup on my fucking insurance. He had some poor cunt pulled over in the same spot on my way back too.

Ok, I feel better now

Post by **R00k** » Fri Mar 03, 2006 4:22 am

I just went to court Monday for a ticket I got right before Christmas. It was my first one in over 4 years.

So I bust my ass at work to get out and make sure I get to court on time - and court is 30 minutes late! WTF is that?

Anyway, I spend about an hour in the courthouse before finally walking up to the judge, saying "guilty," and being given a piece of paper which says I have to pay $42 bucks to the court for some kind of 'processing fee' and then pay $50 to the traffic school when I go, so the ticket is wiped off my record.
The next ticket will be even more expensive, but I will still get to go to driving school and have it wiped off my record. etc.

What a fucking racket.

Post by **YourGrandpa** » Fri Mar 03, 2006 4:27 am

shaft wrote:I got a fucking speeding ticket on the way home tonight.

Enjoy, speedy.

Post by **shaft** » Fri Mar 03, 2006 4:30 am

Its bullshit...why arnt they out there fighting real crime instead of sitting on their fat asses on low traffic frontage roads? I mean...where the fuck are they when you got ToxicBog swerving around you on the shoulder trying to pass you.

This is the most expensice ticket ive ever gotten, and I didnt even deseve it...now if he woudl have pulled me over 10 minutes earlier when i was doing 85 on an open streach of 8 lane highway..sure..I woudl been like..n!gga caught! But fucking please...i was going 40mph...it wasnt even a road with crosswalks, sidewalks or pedestrains. I saw his car from a mile away..i was certainly alert.

Post by **YourGrandpa** » Fri Mar 03, 2006 4:36 am

You should take it to court and tell the judge that you're Shaft, mod of an R&R forum on the internet. I'm sure he'd suspend the ticket.

Post by **R00k** » Fri Mar 03, 2006 4:37 am

Were you going for "funny" or "bitter" there gramps? I couldn't be sure.

Post by ek » Fri Mar 03, 2006 4:40 am

I think he must have dropped them both when he dived on that grenade to save his e-captain.

Post by **shaft** » Fri Mar 03, 2006 4:47 am

YourGrandpa wrote:
shaft wrote:I got a fucking speeding ticket on the way home tonight.
Enjoy, speedy.

Just like today when the deli boy enjoyed taking your wife into the back room and sliding a salami into her bologna curtains? I bet you were wondering why it smelled like a tuna and salami sandwich when she queefed in bed tonight.

Post by **shaft** » Fri Mar 03, 2006 4:49 am

YourGrandpa wrote:You should take it to court and tell the judge that you're Shaft, mod of an R&R forum on the internet. I'm sure he'd suspend the ticket.

I cant be bothered to go to court. Not over $120. Id rather just bitch about it here.

Post by **Underpants?** » Fri Mar 03, 2006 4:59 am

this is called "reducing city deficit with dumbass dollars."
God knows I've chipped in to this pot. Just remember, it's not personal. Just government economics. Cops are abused by this system too cause they look like a fucking dick. Just remember that small piece of frontage road as the one you bought.

Post by **YourGrandpa** » Fri Mar 03, 2006 5:11 am

shaft wrote:
YourGrandpa wrote:
shaft wrote:I got a fucking speeding ticket on the way home tonight.
Enjoy, speedy.
Just like today when the deli boy enjoyed taking your wife into the back room and sliding a salami into her bologna curtains? I bet you were wondering why it smelled like a tuna and salami sandwich when she queefed in bed tonight.

Sounds like you're telling a story that is quite familiar to you.

Did your wife leave you for cold cuts?

Post by **YourGrandpa** » Fri Mar 03, 2006 5:13 am

R00k wrote:Were you going for "funny" or "bitter" there gramps? I couldn't be sure.

Neither... Don't let this place consume you.

Read it and move on.

Post by **YourGrandpa** » Fri Mar 03, 2006 5:14 am

shaft wrote:
YourGrandpa wrote:You should take it to court and tell the judge that you're Shaft, mod of an R&R forum on the internet. I'm sure he'd suspend the ticket.
I cant be bothered to go to court. Not over $120. Id rather just bitch about it here.

Maybe you could get your wife to pay half.

Post by **YourGrandpa** » Fri Mar 03, 2006 5:18 am

ek wrote:I think he must have dropped them both when he dived on that grenade to save his e-captain.

That would be "dove", you moron. Oh, and I do play BF2.

Post by **shaft** » Fri Mar 03, 2006 5:24 am

YourGrandpa wrote:
Sounds like you're telling a story that is quite familiar to you.

Did your wife leave you for cold cuts?

That was fucking weak gwamps. Youre losing it

Post by **shaft** » Fri Mar 03, 2006 5:25 am

Post by ek » Fri Mar 03, 2006 5:27 am

I prefer dived, sounds manly. Only girls say dove.

Post by **shaft** » Fri Mar 03, 2006 5:29 am

YourGrandpa wrote: Maybe you could get your wife to pay half.

It's "our" money....what kind of fucked up marriage do you have that you seperate your incomes? Sounds like she is saving up her money to leave you.

Post by **YourGrandpa** » Fri Mar 03, 2006 5:30 am

shaft wrote:

That must be your oldest son holding his little brother.

GJ.

Post by **shaft** » Fri Mar 03, 2006 5:31 am

I have no idea who he is....ask your wife.

Post by **YourGrandpa** » Fri Mar 03, 2006 5:32 am

shaft wrote:
YourGrandpa wrote: Maybe you could get your wife to pay half.
It's "our" money....what kind of fucked up marriage do you have that you seperate your incomes? Sounds like she is saving up her money to leave you.

Since she's left you. Her money is hers and 1/2 your money is hers.

Post by **YourGrandpa** » Fri Mar 03, 2006 5:33 am

ek wrote:Only girls say dove.

And everyone else that speaks English.

Post by **R00k** » Fri Mar 03, 2006 5:33 am

YourGrandpa wrote:
R00k wrote:Were you going for "funny" or "bitter" there gramps? I couldn't be sure.
Neither... Don't let this place consume you.

Read it and move on.

Ahh gramps. Always vehemently defending yourself in here and wanting so badly to tell everyone about how good you think your life is - pictures included.

And always telling people to stop caring about the internet.

Post by **shaft** » Fri Mar 03, 2006 5:35 am

YourGrandpa wrote: Since she's left you. Her money is hers and 1/2 your money is hers.

Ohh...I see. Nope, didnt help your joke any, even after you felt the need to explain it....try harder.

Post by **YourGrandpa** » Fri Mar 03, 2006 5:35 am

shaft wrote:I have no idea who he is....ask your wife.

Talk about weak.....

I'd tell you to ask your wife, but I'd bet she has a restraining order on you.

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