son of a bitch

[YourGrandpa]

Were you going for "funny" or "bitter" there gramps? I couldn't be sure.

Neither... Don't let this place consume you.

Read it and move on.

Ahh gramps. Always vehemently defending yourself in here and wanting so badly to tell everyone about how good you think your life is - pictures included.

And always telling people to stop caring about the internet.

You asked a question, I gave an answer. I'm pretty sure that's how this works. Though my life is quite good. Thanks for obsessing.

[YourGrandpa]

oh look, its YoureNeverGonnaGetTheLastWordIn

Hey dipshit. You're back for another smack down I see.

[shaft]

What kind of woman could be so revolting that she could make gwamps go fag after just a few short years of marriage?

[ek]

Last time I checked you threw a hissy fit over your wife downgrading your precious internet. Which was followed by you confronting her on this messageboard, where she kicked your ass into oblivion....YoureToScaredToCommunicateWithYourBitch

[YourGrandpa]

What kind of woman could be so revolting that she could make gwamps go fag after just a few short years of marriage?

Aren't you suppose to tie one flame in to the next? Commonly referred to as a comedic flow. You're all over the place man. Kind of like a blind folded retard, just smashing into walls at every turn.

Next you'll be telling me I don't have a wife and I've been reduced to spending my existance on the internet, moderating message boards.

[shaft]

So shes fucking the deli boy..and downgrading the bandwidth to his sexlife?

[YourGrandpa]

Last time I checked you threw a hissy fit over your wife downgrading your precious internet. Which was followed by you confronting her on this messageboard, where she kicked your ass into oblivion....YoureToScaredToCommunicateWithYourBitch

Not only do you spell horribly, but you don't read well either.

[BlueGene]

That's why I got a 9mm in my glove compartment. I can pay the ticket fine, but I choose revenge for wasting my time.

[YourGrandpa]

So shes fucking the deli boy..and downgrading the bandwidth to his sexlife?

Must you put the on the end of everything you post?

The only one laughing is you, and possibly your ex-wife. But she's laughing at you.

[shaft]

What kind of woman could be so revolting that she could make gwamps go fag after just a few short years of marriage?

Aren't you suppose to tie one flame in to the next? Commonly referred to as a comedic flow. You're all over the place man. Kind of like a blind folded retard, just smashing into walls at every turn.

Next you'll be telling me I don't have a wife and I've been reduced to spending my existance on the internet, moderating message boards.

The comedic flow was shattered with your last post...I was reviving it. Just like youve tried to revive your sexlife with the HairClub for Men

[R00k]

Neither... Don't let this place consume you.

Read it and move on.

Ahh gramps. Always vehemently defending yourself in here and wanting so badly to tell everyone about how good you think your life is - pictures included.

And always telling people to stop caring about the internet.

You asked a question, I gave an answer. I'm pretty sure that's how this works. Though my life is quite good. Thanks for obsessing.

I'm obsessing? I didn't ask you about your life, but you still had to

tell everyone about how good you think your life is

Thanks for tying up my loose ends. Next time I want to make a joke at your expense I'll remember that you don't mind as long as you get to say the punchline.

[YourGrandpa]

What kind of woman could be so revolting that she could make gwamps go fag after just a few short years of marriage?

Aren't you suppose to tie one flame in to the next? Commonly referred to as a comedic flow. You're all over the place man. Kind of like a blind folded retard, just smashing into walls at every turn.

Next you'll be telling me I don't have a wife and I've been reduced to spending my existance on the internet, moderating message boards.

The comedic flow was shattered with your last post...I was reviving it. Just like youve tried to revive your sexlife with the HairClub for Men

Will someone tell this poor sole that he's not funny. I'm mean really. I know you guys enjoy taking shots at me. But you honestly can't continue to let this idiot embarrass himself without saying anything, can you? It's against the R&R code of ethics. How you can let all these opportunities to exploit his stupidity pass you by is beyond me.

Oh well, back to the show.

[YourGrandpa]

Ahh gramps. Always vehemently defending yourself in here and wanting so badly to tell everyone about how good you think your life is - pictures included.

And always telling people to stop caring about the internet.

You asked a question, I gave an answer. I'm pretty sure that's how this works. Though my life is quite good. Thanks for obsessing.

I'm obsessing? I didn't ask you about your life, but you still had to

tell everyone about how good you think your life is

Thanks for tying up my loose ends. Next time I want to make a joke at your expense I'll remember that you don't mind as long as you get to say the punchline.

You brought up your obsession with my good life, not me.

BLNT.

[shaft]

So shes fucking the deli boy..and downgrading the bandwidth to his sexlife?

Must you put the on the end of everything you post?

The only one laughing is you, and possibly your ex-wife. But she's laughing at you.

Yes this is me laughing at you

Clearly youre finished here if youre down to repeating DuMB's boring fairy tale's.

[Hannibal]

If you bring your current proof of insurance to the courthouse and simply explain what happened, they'll usually drop that bit. But do it soon.

[shaft]

Will someone tell this poor sole that he's not funny. I'm mean really. I know you guys enjoy taking shots at me. But you honestly can't continue to let this idiot embarrass himself without saying anything, can you? It's against the R&R code of ethics. How you can let all these opportunities to exploit his stupidity pass you by is beyond me.

Oh well, back to the show.

I hope you dont cry infront of your wife like this.

[shaft]

If you bring your current proof of insurance to the courthouse and simply explain what happened, they'll usually drop that bit. But do it soon.

I will be calling them tommrow to clear things up.

[Dave]

I've been driving for 12 years and have never had a ticket of any kind

[R00k]

No Dave, you don't really strike me as one who tries to push the envelope.

[R00k]

You asked a question, I gave an answer. I'm pretty sure that's how this works. Though my life is quite good. Thanks for obsessing.

I'm obsessing? I didn't ask you about your life, but you still had to

tell everyone about how good you think your life is

Thanks for tying up my loose ends. Next time I want to make a joke at your expense I'll remember that you don't mind as long as you get to say the punchline.

You brought up your obsession with my good life, not me.

BLNT.

Yea I was obsessed with it so much, I made a couple posts and went to bed.

[DRuM]

I got a fucking speeding ticket on the way home tonight. Instead of going straight home I decided to stop off at the store...well shit..Ive driven down this frontage road a million times...never knew what the speed limit was. I was driving a reasonable speed 40ish. Well the cunt was sitting there on the shoulder tagging people. I saw him and immediately thought...hmm I wonder what the speed limit actually is...not sure..so I slowed down. Right as I was about to pull into the parking lot he whips around and pulls me over.
I haven’t had a speeding ticket in over 3 years so I figured he would go easy on me...nope. When he came back and gave me the ticket he explained to me how nice he was to drop it down to only 10 over (instead of 14). He made it sound like a big deal....well fuck I got home...the motherfucking ticket was $120, and by him posting me at only 10 over he saved me $10 bucks....well thanks a fucking lot you fucking cunt. To top it off...I notice he wrote me up for lack of proof of insurance...I was like WTF, I handed him my fucking insurance card! So I run down to my fucking car and go into the fucking glove box and look at the fucking insurance card....well fuck my uncle I had an old one sitting next to the current one and I handed him the wrong one...but the cunt never said anything about it when he came back with my ticket. Fuck him and fuck him again for acting like a polite cunt. Fucking 40 in a 30, fucking $120, not to mention the fucking fuckup on my fucking insurance. He had some poor cunt pulled over in the same spot on my way back too.

Ok, I feel better now

hahahahahahahaha..... *catches breath* ... hahahahahahah

what a real life owned, crying little bitch

[DRuM]

Its bullshit...why arnt they out there fighting real crime instead of sitting on their fat asses on low traffic frontage roads? This is the most expensice ticket ive ever gotten, and I didnt even deseve it...now if he woudl have pulled me over 10 minutes earlier when i was doing 85 on an open streach of 8 lane highway..sure..I woudl been like..n!gga caught! But fucking please...i was going 40mph...it wasnt even a road with crosswalks, sidewalks or pedestrains. I saw his car from a mile away..i was certainly alert.

:icon23: :icon23: you should always know the speed limit you irresponsible fucking idiot

[shaft]

You're trying wayyyyyyy to hard DuMB.

[DRuM]

Piss off, you got fucking owned shaftedbythecops, grow the fuck up you imbecile.

$120, what a prize cunt

I've never once got a speeding ticket, not even when I had the porsche 944.

[shaft]

You're trying wayyyyyyy to hard DuMB.