a stressed 3 weeks

Post by **horton** » Sat Mar 04, 2006 10:02 am

in the last 3 weeks:

one of my dogs had heart failure and died
i found out i got a friend of mine pregnant (catholic girl, no abortion)
i stole a friend of mine's gf.
i discovered the above girl is by far the best fuck in the world
some stupid bitch crashed into my car

therefore:

my house is cleaner (less dogs to fuck things up)

a billion and one people are not talking to me (cos im a snake who steals his friend's gf)

a billion and one more people are not talking to me (cos i got someone pregnant, and bitched at her to abort it)

my cock hurts

my car is fucked....and i had to deal with japanese police/insurance - while not really speaking much japanese

so hows your life?

Post by **Doombrain** » Sat Mar 04, 2006 10:05 am

sorry about your dog mate, gutted.

Don't you just ever pull out?

Post by **Doombrain** » Sat Mar 04, 2006 10:06 am

in fact pulling out and coming all over tits is ace

Post by **horton** » Sat Mar 04, 2006 10:14 am

Doombrain wrote:sorry about your dog mate, gutted.

ty.

i knew it was coming....she was old and had a heart condition.
she went naturally and not in pain, it could have been worse.

Post by ek » Sat Mar 04, 2006 10:14 am

you're fucked :icon32:

Post by **horton** » Sat Mar 04, 2006 10:15 am

i did pull out.

she was a nice catholic girl. i pulled out, cum on her belly and when she bitched about it, wiped the cum on the jesus pic she has on her wall...no shit.

it was kinda fucked up. i treated her like a slut, told her i was treating her like a slut. she ended up pregnant, and fell in love with me.

females are seriously fucked up...i find one i care for, and treat her like a princess....they dont give a fuck.

i find one who i have zero respect for, treat her with zero respect, get her pregnant.......and she thinks im the man of her dreams, and declares that she loves me like she has never loved anyone before.

Post by **Doombrain** » Sat Mar 04, 2006 10:18 am

move back home?

Post by **horton** » Sat Mar 04, 2006 10:19 am

ek wrote:you're fucked :icon32:

nah.

the pregnant girl isnt legally in japan. she is gonna have to leave, and certainly cant afford expensive japanese hospital bills re. giving birth.

she will go back home. and then its between me and my conscience what financial support i offer.

in my defence:

1. im a cunt
2. i told her a long time ago, if i got someone pregnant and they didnt want to abort, i wouldnt moan too much about it, however, if they decided not to have an abortion, then dont expect me to be a responsible father.

the choice is hers.

Post by **horton** » Sat Mar 04, 2006 10:20 am

Doombrain wrote:move back home?

nah.
she isnt japanese, and she will be moving back home.

although i might be going to indonesia for a while.

Post by **l0g1c** » Sat Mar 04, 2006 10:22 am

I thought you were married? What's the story?

Post by **Doombrain** » Sat Mar 04, 2006 10:22 am

the biggest issues in my life at the mo are do i get halo 2 for 360 and a faulty laptop.....

Post by **Doombrain** » Sat Mar 04, 2006 10:23 am

l0g1c wrote:I thought you were married? What's the story?

can't you work it out?

Post by **horton** » Sat Mar 04, 2006 10:26 am

l0g1c wrote:I thought you were married? What's the story?

i was married.
i got divorced about 2yrs? 2.5yrs ago?
cos i was kinda bored with my marriage for a while, then met someone else.

that someone else and I got together for a while, and then split up late last year.

we are now real good friends.

i was single for a while, which is when i was sleeping with the girl i got pregnant.

i am no longer single.

Post by **l0g1c** » Sat Mar 04, 2006 10:31 am

horton wrote:
l0g1c wrote:I thought you were married? What's the story?
i was married.
i got divorced about 2yrs? 2.5yrs ago?
cos i was kinda bored with my marriage for a while, then met someone else.

that someone else and I got together for a while, and then split up late last year.

we are now real good friends.

i was single for a while, which is when i was sleeping with the girl i got pregnant.

i am no longer single.

Jesus Christ, has it been that long? Hope everything pans out for you, man. One of the few people on this board I respect. :icon14:

Post by **diego** » Sat Mar 04, 2006 10:33 am

dirty heterosexual bitches always mean trouble.

Sorry about your dog..

Post by **horton** » Sat Mar 04, 2006 10:41 am

l0g1c wrote:

Jesus Christ, has it been that long? Hope everything pans out for you, man. One of the few people on this board I respect. :icon14:

thank you, sir

:icon25:

by respect, i assume thats a polite way of suggesting we go to bed?

i have to learned to take the shit that life throws at me, good and bad.

i shall deal with whatever comes my way, in the best way i can.
i tend to really give a fuck about people who have shown themselves to be deserving of my time/respect.

i was more annoyed by the timing of everything......i had a tedious life, then i got a years worth of bullshit in 3 weeks.

Post by **horton** » Sat Mar 04, 2006 10:43 am

diego wrote:dirty heterosexual bitches always mean trouble.

Sorry about your dog..

ty.

the one called Diego is now living with my ex-wife.
your namesake is still alive.

btw if u ever get on soulseek, look for username 'horton'
i would be interested in seeing what sort of sick shit u have on your hdd.

Post by **diego** » Sat Mar 04, 2006 10:56 am

only gay bondage p0rn, as by your request.

Post by **Transient** » Sat Mar 04, 2006 11:18 am

Sorry to hear about your dog, man. Did she die suddenly or did you put her down?

IMO it's easier if a pet dies suddenly. The hardest thing I did was say good-bye to my dog before he was taken to the vet and put to sleep.

Post by **horton** » Sat Mar 04, 2006 11:28 am

i got her about 3 years ago.
after i got her, the vet told me she had heart worms, because the previous(retarded) owner had never bothered to get her innoculated.

it was unlikely that she would ever lose these worms, so she was on daily steroids to keep her strong.

she was old and with a major illness, so it wasnt a shock she died at all.

i came home one evening to find she had pissed loads of blood on the floor, cos of ??? erm medical terms i dont know but, her blood was clotting in her veins? or something.

it just made her tired...

so i took her to the vet, he gave her a transfusion, and she slipped away like 6 or so hours later.

she wasnt in pain, just weak.

of course im pissed off about it but:

if i had left her with her previous owner she would have died years ago.

when she came to me, she was pregnant, and i kept 2 of her puppies, so i still have a couple of damn cute reminders of her.

to make up for her previously shitty like, she was so spoiled, she slept in the bed with me, under the covers...she couldnt be taken for a decent walk cos of her condition, so i used to take her out in the car, when i was going out in the evening. right till the end her quality of life was pretty good. far better than most dogs get, especially in japan.

Post by **MKJ** » Sat Mar 04, 2006 11:35 am

wait, didnt you get divorced for some japanese chick? and now you got some other girl pregnant?
or was the jap chick out of your life already. and how the fuck would a catholic girl be so religious so doesnt believe in abortion but does believe in sleezy (premarital) porn?
female + religious =

and as logic said.. jesus has it been that long. we people gotta find other things to do than post on this forum

Post by **horton** » Sat Mar 04, 2006 11:41 am

MKJ wrote:wait, didnt you get divorced for some japanese chick? and now you got some other girl pregnant?
or was the jap chick out of your life already. and how the fuck would a catholic girl be so religious so doesnt believe in abortion but does believe in sleezy (premarital) porn?
female + religious =

and as logic said.. jesus has it been that long. we people gotta find other things to do than post on this forum

i got divored cos i met another japanese girl...however my marriage was kinda shitty before i met that girl, however meeting someone else kinda speeded up and helped me with my decision.

that girl i met split up a while back

the catholic girl i fucked wasnt a total slut, just my slut.
to be honest i think although she is catholic, her lack of approval for having an abortion is more moral than religious, however i think those morals have been formed by a catholic upbringing.

Post by **dzjepp** » Sat Mar 04, 2006 12:11 pm

lol @ story, theres more care for dogs here than humans

Post by **Don Carlos** » Sat Mar 04, 2006 12:20 pm

lo mate

sorry to hear about your Dog

And the fact you gonna be a Daddy of sorts!
Hope the league cup made some impact on you? :S

Post by **Ryoki** » Sat Mar 04, 2006 12:39 pm

hies horton