Book drum and his entire 9 piece band for a grand!

Post by **Quadhore** » Mon Mar 06, 2006 11:09 am

Pretty good value.

(drum in the middle)

http://www.funnyfarmentertainments.co.uk/bands.html (3rd down)

Drum had one gig this week, so that means he earnt about £100.

Here's a picture of the band after they landed a cool 100 quid each:

"Be it a charity ball, a family reunion, an after conference party, a wedding, an awards presentation, a bar mitzvah, a cabaret – the choice is yours because in this instance one size fits all"

Next stop, the grammys.

Post by **Nightshade** » Mon Mar 06, 2006 11:14 am

HAAAHAAAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!!! Oh jesus fucking christ! HAAHAAAHAAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!!

"Vice Versa"

How will they ever compete with the likes of "The Bogus Brothers"?

Post by **diego** » Mon Mar 06, 2006 11:26 am

W.T.F.???

Post by **MKJ** » Mon Mar 06, 2006 11:34 am

*100 quid each pic*

Post by **brisk** » Mon Mar 06, 2006 11:36 am

Post by **brisk** » Mon Mar 06, 2006 11:38 am

Nightshade wrote:HAAAHAAAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!!! Oh jesus fucking christ! HAAHAAAHAAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!!

"Vice Versa" How will they ever compete with the likes of "The Bogus Brothers"?

Neither has shit on The Tropical islanders. Now they're hardcore.

Post by **Quadhore** » Mon Mar 06, 2006 12:01 pm

Vice Versa as a group describe themselves as a "party band". For about a grand, they'll delight you with medleys such as "james bond theme tune" "geri halliwell - It's raining men" right through to classics such as "abba

OH YER!

"Formed 8 years ago, Vice Versa have performed over 500 shows"

So in the last 8 years, Drum has earned a whopping 50 grand!. Don't knock it, average working joes, because that's a cool 12 grand per annum. not to be sniffed at. He must be banking at least 8 grand after tax. Private learjet's can't be far off for this master musician.

so remember saddo's, next time you clock in your punchcard at 9am, just remember you could be living the life, posting on the net until 6am, then giving up your friday night to earn a smooth 100 quid. That's 190 odd bucks for you americans out there. Fucking wage slaves.

Post by **Pauly** » Mon Mar 06, 2006 12:49 pm

Fucking hell

Post by **Nightshade** » Mon Mar 06, 2006 12:53 pm

Oh, I'm dying to see how DuMB tries to salvage this.

Post by **busetibi** » Mon Mar 06, 2006 12:55 pm

oh dear.
how sad.
props to Qh, nice find. ( i think)

Post by **Dark Metal** » Mon Mar 06, 2006 1:36 pm

That's some quality internet research.

Post by **Doombrain** » Mon Mar 06, 2006 1:46 pm

holy fucking shit. i tried to find some stuff a bit back and found a mp3 and the band name but nothing a fucking great as this

£100 a gig

Post by **Doombrain** » Mon Mar 06, 2006 1:47 pm

LOOK AT HIM

Post by **Doombrain** » Mon Mar 06, 2006 1:49 pm

fucking hell, i took home £300 for a days work last week, and i don't have to sort out my own tax

Post by **MKJ** » Mon Mar 06, 2006 1:50 pm

what, wait, you mean to tell me this is real?
jesus fucking christ

i thought he was taking the piss, or that there was some photochopping going on :icon32:

Post by **seremtan** » Mon Mar 06, 2006 1:58 pm

MKJ wrote:what, wait, you mean to tell me this is real?
jesus fucking christ i thought he was taking the piss, or that there was some photochopping going on :icon32:

no, that starts now...

Post by **R00k** » Mon Mar 06, 2006 2:04 pm

Jesus christ.

Post by **R00k** » Mon Mar 06, 2006 2:04 pm

Did I mention...

Post by **Quadhore** » Mon Mar 06, 2006 2:20 pm

Hmm, I think some of you are treating this as a bit of a joke. Not fair at all. How can you laugh when drums band "Can also include own disco".

For shame.

Post by **MKJ** » Mon Mar 06, 2006 2:30 pm

seremtan wrote:
MKJ wrote:what, wait, you mean to tell me this is real?
jesus fucking christ i thought he was taking the piss, or that there was some photochopping going on :icon32:
no, that starts now...

jesus

rock on

Post by **shaft** » Mon Mar 06, 2006 2:33 pm

HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *GASPS*

:olo::olo::olo::olo::olo::olo::olo::olo::olo::olo:

Post by **Quadhore** » Mon Mar 06, 2006 2:46 pm

I think that's drum with his foot on the stool to the right trying to throw up some kind of gang sign. I don't know if it's crip, blood, latin king or gangster disciple, but I know one thing, my daytons are about to get jacked to the beat of Geri Halliwell - It's raining men.

Post by **shaft** » Mon Mar 06, 2006 2:47 pm

"perform tribute sets as required to artistes including Celine Dion, Shania Twain, Spice Girls, Elvis, Tom Jones and Abba."

I'll tell you what I want, what I really really want!! BAHAHAH!!

Post by **MKJ** » Mon Mar 06, 2006 2:52 pm

westside, bitches!

Post by **Quadhore** » Mon Mar 06, 2006 2:58 pm

Seriously though shaft, if you wanna be my lover, you have got to give. Taking is too easy but that's the way it iiiiss"