Book drum and his entire 9 piece band for a grand!

Post by **DRuM** » Mon Mar 06, 2006 5:27 pm

Quadhore wrote:
I spent bloody ages looking for all that stuff :icon14:

I think i must've wasted half the morning

What is your new band called mate? Do you do any cheeky girls songs?

I know you did

You certainly are a time waster

I won't bother telling you mate, I don't want you wasting any more of your time being so jealous of me

Post by **DRuM** » Mon Mar 06, 2006 5:29 pm

riddla wrote:lol, he cant even reply without bitter namecalling. point proven.

Bedroom musician. Twiddla

Post by **Doombrain** » Mon Mar 06, 2006 7:05 pm

i've never seen anyone be as smashed as drum has been over the last few weeks

Post by **DRuM** » Mon Mar 06, 2006 7:53 pm

When all else fails and you start crying because you tried to own me in Q4 disc but failed, you resort to locking and deleting threads even though you're too fucking dense to realise I had screenshots of them

You sure do get upset easily

You were so scared and paranoid that I might be trying to troll your forum you deleted my replies over 20 times before I made a thread you couldn't do anything about

Post by **DRuM** » Mon Mar 06, 2006 8:00 pm

Doombrain wrote:i've never seen anyone be as smashed as drum has been over the last few weeks

Fucking pansy

Post by ek » Mon Mar 06, 2006 8:04 pm

100 pounds a week...

you might aswell be a squatter DuMb.

Post by **DRuM** » Mon Mar 06, 2006 8:09 pm

ek wrote:

100 pounds a week... you might aswell be a squatter DuMb.

Thanks for the offer of your squat mate but I'll stick to my £200K+ home

Post by **DRuM** » Mon Mar 06, 2006 8:17 pm

riddla wrote:DRuMB = :icon23:

It's ok piddla, I'd come round and give you a tissue if I could

Try not to obsess too much, it's only an obscure bbs

Post by ek » Mon Mar 06, 2006 8:20 pm

I bet its a prerequisite to shave your asshole and balls before joining a band like yours... Wedding DrUmBer.

Post by ek » Mon Mar 06, 2006 8:22 pm

btw those pics on the first page..

Post by **DRuM** » Mon Mar 06, 2006 8:28 pm

poor ek, so jealous my life is so much better than his. He's nothing but a helpdesk pleb while I do exciting things like live radio sessions. Showbiz is so great

Anyone wanna hear the recording?

Post by **DRuM** » Mon Mar 06, 2006 8:29 pm

riddla wrote:
riddla wrote:DRuMB = :icon23:

stop crying piddla

Post by **DRuM** » Mon Mar 06, 2006 8:32 pm

Here is a fat balding cunt with a face like a bag of chisels

Post by ek » Mon Mar 06, 2006 8:34 pm

lol at the usual "poor <insert nick here>" routine. Old, poor, hideously ugly, alone, desperatly attempting to claw back the "e-respect", sound familiar DuMb?

Post by **Dave** » Mon Mar 06, 2006 8:36 pm

This is the best R&R thread in at least 4 years

Post by **tnf** » Mon Mar 06, 2006 8:39 pm

Dave wrote:This is the best R&R thread in at least 4 years

Did you see this coming a couple months ago?

Post by **DRuM** » Mon Mar 06, 2006 8:41 pm

ek wrote:lol at the usual "poor <insert nick here>" routine. Old, poor, hideously ugly, alone, desperatly attempting to claw back the "e-respect", sound familiar DuMb?

It does sound familiar ek. Change your ways though and people might not say that about you anymore

Post by **Dave** » Mon Mar 06, 2006 8:41 pm

tnf wrote:
Dave wrote:This is the best R&R thread in at least 4 years
Did you see this coming a couple months ago?

My visions aren't that clear

Post by **Quadhore** » Mon Mar 06, 2006 8:51 pm

DRuM wrote:
ek wrote:

100 pounds a week... you might aswell be a squatter DuMb.
Thanks for the offer of your squat mate but I'll stick to my £200K+ home

That's fuckall for a house down south mate, what are you boasting for?

Post by **andyman** » Mon Mar 06, 2006 8:52 pm

DRuM wrote:Lol, so let's see. Drum teaches, does gigs with a function band, and does ocassional sessions for artists. Don't believe me about the sessions? Maybe you'd like me to upload a recent live session I did at maida vale studios in london for an up and coming hip hop artist, then you can all walk away with your fucking tails between your legs, jealous dorks

do this plz

Post by **Quadhore** » Mon Mar 06, 2006 8:53 pm

By "up and coming" you mean someone who is yet to be famous? So basically, a nodbody!

Post by **Geebs** » Mon Mar 06, 2006 8:53 pm

Up and coming hip hop artists are 10 a penny in london. I did gigs with Mylo, doesn't mean shit.

Post by **Quadhore** » Mon Mar 06, 2006 8:55 pm

I know, they're as common as up and coming crackheads.

Showbiz :9

Post by **Doombrain** » Mon Mar 06, 2006 9:10 pm

DRuM wrote:
ek wrote:

100 pounds a week... you might aswell be a squatter DuMb.
Thanks for the offer of your squat mate but I'll stick to my £200K+ home

lol, your one bedroom flat more like

and who's going to give you, a fucking 50 year old failed drummer, 200k for a home

no fucking way mate.

"Hi, I need a mortgage"
"Sure, please sit down."
"Thanks, it's a horrid day outside!"
"Yeah, it's always the same in London, ha-ha!"
"Ha-ha!"
"So, OK Mr Drum. How much do you need, £500k I assume? After all, that's the going price for a 2 to 3 bedroom home."
"No, just £200k please, I’m a drummer in a tin pot band and I only earn £100 a week."
"Get out."

http://www.mypropertyforsale.co.uk/resu ... 99999&s=pd

Post by **Pauly** » Mon Mar 06, 2006 9:17 pm

Vice Versa

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Comedy gold.