Quadhore wrote:A pram. Something you'll never have to worry about buying
Why would that be you angry little man with no wife and no job apart from temping at sainsburys?
You'll never have to worry about anyone believing you're married with kids or have a job, or that you know anything about cars that I couldn't get out of a halfords manual or google.Quadhore wrote:You'll never have to worry about taking time off work to cheer on your daughter at sports day. You've got the day off anyway and you don't have a kid either. win win
Quadhore wrote:You'd be able to supply the music at your kids birthday party. Unfortunately, you don't have a kid, and if you did, they would be too young to appreciate your cover of Kung Fu Fighting
winner by a mile.Quadhore wrote:The father-son sack race, you'd win by a nose, but you'd be disqualified for entering without a kid.