Chuck Norris talks about his fact site

Post by **Transient** » Tue Mar 14, 2006 12:15 am

http://www.compfused.com/directlink/1276/

I've seen him come on the Late Show and pull that lever of Conan's, too. He's a pretty good sport. :icon26:

Post by **AmIdYfReAk** » Tue Mar 14, 2006 12:55 am

hahaha, g0ld

Post by **seremtan** » Tue Mar 14, 2006 1:02 am

olo

i like especially "when the boogeyman goes to bed, he checks his closet for chuck norris"

Post by **primaltheory** » Tue Mar 14, 2006 1:03 am

Yea I like the one with the nuns and the miami dolphins.

Post by **andyman** » Tue Mar 14, 2006 1:19 am

here's a few i made up

If the sun got too close to Chuck Norris, it would melt

Black holes are formed when Chuck Norris gets a boner.

Chuck Norris doesn't breathe... he holds air hostage.

Post by **R00k** » Tue Mar 14, 2006 1:37 am

haha, nice he's a good sport about it - although it's the best free publicity in the world, so I can't imagine why he wouldn't be.

andyman wrote: Chuck Norris doesn't breathe... he holds air hostage.

LOL, that one's good.

Post by **Dave** » Tue Mar 14, 2006 1:37 am

Plus it's not like it's a 'chuck norris is a pussy' gag, it's the exact opposite

Post by **Savage Life** » Tue Mar 14, 2006 4:12 am

why are white people so crazy about chuck norris

Post by **andyman** » Tue Mar 14, 2006 4:19 am

Savage Life wrote:why are white people so crazy about chuck norris

Because Chuck Norris counted to infinity. Twice.

Post by **menkent** » Tue Mar 14, 2006 5:01 am

Savage Life wrote:why are white people so crazy about chuck norris

rtfm?

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Tue Mar 14, 2006 5:51 am

andyman wrote:
Savage Life wrote:why are white people so crazy about chuck norris
Because Chuck Norris counted to infinity. Twice.

LOL

too bad infinity is not a number

Post by **l0g1c** » Tue Mar 14, 2006 5:56 am

ToxicBug wrote:
andyman wrote:
Savage Life wrote:why are white people so crazy about chuck norris
Because Chuck Norris counted to infinity. Twice.
LOL

too bad infinity is not a number

Holy Shit, look at the brain on this one!

Post by **mjrpes** » Tue Mar 14, 2006 6:12 am

ToxicBug wrote:
andyman wrote:
Savage Life wrote:why are white people so crazy about chuck norris
Because Chuck Norris counted to infinity. Twice.
LOL

too bad infinity is not a number

that's what makes it funny.

Post by **Transient** » Tue Mar 14, 2006 6:15 am

ToxicBug wrote:
andyman wrote:
Savage Life wrote:why are white people so crazy about chuck norris
Because Chuck Norris counted to infinity. Twice.
LOL

too bad infinity is not a number

You retar--

Oh, I see what you're doing here. You're intentionally posting something stupid, trying to make it look like a joke, hoping someone will call you stupid so that you can call them on it.

You're a wily one, you are...

Post by ek » Tue Mar 14, 2006 6:15 am

Fucking hell Toxic, you really are a bright kid.

Post by **Transient** » Tue Mar 14, 2006 6:17 am

Shh, he's baiting you...

Post by ek » Tue Mar 14, 2006 6:19 am

he isnt that clever, so i doubt it. afterall miami wasnt in florida

Post by **l0g1c** » Tue Mar 14, 2006 7:21 am

Transient wrote:Shh, he's baiting you...

I know, but I'm only acting like I'm taking the bait so that when he calls me on it, I can call it right back on him for some 4th dimension shit.

Post by **SplishSplash** » Tue Mar 14, 2006 7:57 am

most annoying presenter ever

Post by **Transient** » Tue Mar 14, 2006 8:36 am

l0g1c wrote:
Transient wrote:Shh, he's baiting you...
I know, but I'm only acting like I'm taking the bait so that when he calls me on it, I can call it right back on him for some 4th dimension shit.

You sneaky sneak!

Post by **MKJ** » Tue Mar 14, 2006 10:19 am

bash.org paraphrase; chuck norris jokes are the new AYB

Post by **l0g1c** » Tue Mar 14, 2006 10:28 am

MKJ wrote:bash.org paraphrase; chuck norris jokes are the new AYB

I'm tired of the Chuck Norris jokes.

I'm also tired of

Post by **duffman91** » Tue Mar 14, 2006 10:43 am

ToxicBug wrote:
andyman wrote:
Savage Life wrote:why are white people so crazy about chuck norris
Because Chuck Norris counted to infinity. Twice.
LOL

too bad infinity is not a number

Infinity is not a real number but may be considered part of the extended real number line, in which arithmetic operations involving infinity may be performed.

You're right, infinity is not a number. But use INFINITY in Calculus to find ABSOLUTES!

Post by **Grudge** » Tue Mar 14, 2006 10:46 am

Savage Life wrote:why are white people so crazy about chuck norris

keep it real

Post by **d3mol!t!on** » Tue Mar 14, 2006 12:20 pm

seremtan wrote:i like especially "when the boogeyman goes to bed, he checks his closet for chuck norris"

Same here... that one was excellent :icon25: