So I got into a fight the other day

[HateFactor]

Not much to talk about really, and I guess it was more of a brief scuttle than anything. Long story short, some vertically-challenged, drunken shithead managed to kick an empty beer bottle at my chest, shove two girls football-style, then proceed to call them whores, spit in their faces and attempt to take his penis out (all 2 inches of it, I bet), all within 10 seconds. Naturally I had a problem with that and made it known, and of course he got in my face. He managed to head-butt me in the lip (that's as far as he could reach) which surprised me more than anything (didn't even leave a mark), and then started pulling on my shirt like a little bitch. I started pushing him towards the ground and was about to break his nose, when his friends came out of nowhere and dragged me away saying "get the fuck off of him!" Way to interfere shitheads, especially after he did what he did and then swung at me first...Soon after he made an attempt to charge me and with his friends half holding him back, he was slammed to the ground, but one of his friends once again dragged me away. Wow.

Don't get me wrong - I'm not the kind of person that usually likes to fight. I did try to reason with him, but I guess you really can't with a drunken mind. Anyways, the girls appreciated me sticking up for them; and I hope that dumb asshole enjoys wasting his shitty life away in this bumfuck town. :icon26:

[Methyd™]

That's some highschool shit right there.

[GONNAFISTYA]

I started pushing him towards the ground and was about to break his nose....

You were "about to"?



HateFactor is such a fagg0t.

[seremtan]

was his daddy rich? are you mexican?

[Ryoki]

What a shitty drinking story. But i have one too:

I found myself out of my head with drink and flirting with this absolutely gorgeous Nigerian girl in a bar this weekend. Things were going well, she showed definate interest in me... so after a few minutes of conversation i casually started to run my fingers across her back, you know... she liked that, and was soon purring like a kitten and saying sweet things in weirdly accented english in my ear... it was pretty awesome.

But then all of a sudden i noticed a giant ape staring at me with a 'you better fucking stop right now' look. A real mean motherfucker... you know the type, square head, flat nose - i pegged him for the kind of guy that's no stranger to solving problems with violence.

Then i remembered where i was at, a very obscure underworld bar in the redlight district... and WHAM it all made sense: she was a whore and he was protecting/pimping her. Thank fuck i was just able to sort of realize something was off, and i stopped what i was doing - could have been some trouble lol.


It's possible this wasn't the case at all though, and that thought fills me with a hollow feeling of loss.

[Foo]

I'M GONNA GO POST ABOUT THIS ON THE INTERNET

[HateFactor]

I started pushing him towards the ground and was about to break his nose....

You were "about to"?



HateFactor is such a fagg0t.

Such intelligence and insight, and from a geek with "Glayven?" as his title. Go put some more 0's in "faggot," you pathetic cumdish.


Anyway, my first hit connected with his jaw; the other was meant for his nose, but alas I was pushed off by his friends.

was his daddy rich? are you mexican?

No, he was some poor white trash. And no. :icon26:



I see everyone is gay as always. :icon26:

[Methyd™]

Such intelligence and insight, and from a geek with "Glayven?" as his title. Go put some more 0's in "faggot," you pathetic cumdish.

Fucking *OWNED*

[tnf]

You can't reason with drunks. But another problem is that some drunks are so drunk that they will fight longer than a sober person would because they can't really feel anything.

I had to break up drunk fights when I worked at the bar, but I've not really ever fought a drunk...

Speaking of fighting, I've noticed that the onslaught of reality shows and such about ultimate fighting have really increased the number of teenage boys running around the school thinking they are mini Ken Shamrocks or Chuck Liddells or whatever.

[ek]

You can't reason with drunks. But another problem is that some drunks are so drunk that they will fight longer than a sober person would because they can't really feel anything.

yep, thats the worst. i tried it a few times, the drunk turned on me, luckily for him the cunt wasnt able to tell where his dick was, let alone how and where to punch me. dropped like a fly.

[feedback]

Speaking of fighting, I've noticed that the onslaught of reality shows and such about ultimate fighting have really increased the number of teenage boys running around the school thinking they are mini Ken Shamrocks or Chuck Liddells or whatever.

tell me about it, "scored a double-leg takedown to get top-mount proceeded by BRUTAL GNP" translates to "shut my eyes as I windmilled to grab his hair while falling" "

[Nightshade]

[tnf]

Speaking of fighting, I've noticed that the onslaught of reality shows and such about ultimate fighting have really increased the number of teenage boys running around the school thinking they are mini Ken Shamrocks or Chuck Liddells or whatever.

tell me about it, "scored a double-leg takedown to get top-mount proceeded by BRUTAL GNP" translates to "shut my eyes as I windmilled to grab his hair while falling" "

Two weeks ago a kid had a knife fall out of his pocket in my class. His excuse was that it was there because he didn't feel safe outside of the school. I asked him how much knife fighting experience he had an he looked at me like I was crazy. He figured the knife alone would be enough protection for a tough kid like him.

What really would happen is said knife would taken from him and used against him.

And yea, I know that 'eyes closed flailing' bit. Students at our school had actually organized a fight club a few years back and had scheduled fights at lunch.

[dzjepp]

Don't lie you fudge packer, you wanted to wrip into his jeans and blow his 2 inch pecker. Fucking queer fag.

[HateFactor]

Don't lie you fudge packer, you wanted to wrip into his jeans and blow his 2 inch pecker. Fucking queer fag.

Don't worry honey-child, you're the only 2-incher for me. :lub:

[ek]

Two weeks ago a kid had a knife fall out of his pocket in my class.

heh, you teaching in Compton or something? Or are most American Highschools like this?

[tnf]

Two weeks ago a kid had a knife fall out of his pocket in my class.

heh, you teaching in Compton or something? Or are most American Highschools like this?

No, I don't teach in Compton. This was one of those kids who always tries to appear real tough in front of his peers. Keeping a knife in his pocket was just another way for him to keep up that front.

[4days]

No, I don't teach in Compton. This was one of those kids who always tries to appear real tough in front of his peers. Keeping a knife in his pocket was just another way for him to keep up that front.

i left my pocketknife on a table once while fixing someone's kid's pc - and their teenage son picked it up and started fucking around with it. going on about the weight, the tip being sharp on both sides and a dip running down the centre of the blade. then he asked me why the very end of it was snapped off - was it so that the wound wouldn't heal? no, i said, it's so that i can use it as a screwdriver.

pasty mentalist didn't look like he could fight his way through newborn kittens, but there he was; posing next to his rap cd collection and doing this totally sincere wetworks gangster routine to a complete stranger.

is he ever going to stab someone? was he just kracus'ing, or is it going to take some poor bugger getting shivved for him to realise that knives aren't cool?

[ek]

yes was a sarcastic point about Compton, everyone knows there are no highschools in Compton.

[GONNAFISTYA]

I started pushing him towards the ground and was about to break his nose....

You were "about to"?



HateFactor is such a fagg0t.

Such intelligence and insight, and from a geek with "Glayven?" as his title. Go put some more 0's in "faggot," you pathetic cumdish.

This coming from someone who makes an internet thread telling everyone how bad-ass he is.

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[GONNAFISTYA]

Such intelligence and insight, and from a geek with "Glayven?" as his title. Go put some more 0's in "faggot," you pathetic cumdish.

Fucking *OWNED*

I've made one post directed at you since you came back and I already have you chasing me.

[HateFactor]

This coming from someone who makes an internet thread telling everyone how bad-ass he is.

If you want tips on how to be intertough I recommend the Kracus "School Of Lead Pipes".

Enrollment is limited. Register today.

When exactly did I say I'm tough? I haven't been in a fight in 6 years and like I stated in my original post, I'm not the kind of person that likes to fight people in general. I made a post about this situation to vent my frustration, and give others an example of how retarded people can get; I have no need to make boastful posts on the internet to make myself feel better about myself, or to elongate my e-penis. :icon22:

[Guest]

No, I don't teach in Compton. This was one of those kids who always tries to appear real tough in front of his peers. Keeping a knife in his pocket was just another way for him to keep up that front.

i left my pocketknife on a table once while fixing someone's kid's pc - and their teenage son picked it up and started fucking around with it. going on about the weight, the tip being sharp on both sides and a dip running down the centre of the blade. then he asked me why the very end of it was snapped off - was it so that the wound wouldn't heal? no, i said, it's so that i can use it as a screwdriver.

pasty mentalist didn't look like he could fight his way through newborn kittens, but there he was; posing next to his rap cd collection and doing this totally sincere wetworks gangster routine to a complete stranger.

is he ever going to stab someone? was he just kracus'ing, or is it going to take some poor bugger getting shivved for him to realise that knives aren't cool?

When I was growing up, knives were tools not weapons necessarily. Just about every kid I knew had one and carried it everywhere. I can't think of a single stabbing at my school.

And since when did the end of a knife being snapped off have anything to do with the wound healing?

[Nightshade]

Oh, it has plenty to do with it. If you're fucking retarded.

[tnf]

I put anthrax on the tip of my butterfly knife and switchblade. I'm crazy like that.