Fleshlight

Post by **dzjepp** » Tue Apr 04, 2006 3:14 am

I'm thinking of getting one to try out. Does anyone have experience with it and is it worth it?

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Tue Apr 04, 2006 3:26 am

have trouble getting laid? me too.

Post by **Scourge** » Sat Apr 08, 2006 12:21 am

Ehhhh?????

Post by **Scourge** » Sat Apr 08, 2006 12:21 am

ToxicBug wrote:have trouble getting laid? me too.

This does not surprise me at all.

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Sat Apr 08, 2006 12:46 am

it's basically a flash light with a vagina so you can fuck it. Kind of depressing really for anyone who would get one.

Post by **Scourge** » Sat Apr 08, 2006 12:47 am

Google says you are correct. Ewwwwwww.

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Sat Apr 08, 2006 12:57 am

lol, the target demographic has to be the fat nerds who fuck it while sobbing in their dark room with the only the blue glow of the monitor to provide companionship.

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Sat Apr 08, 2006 12:59 am

Sad, sad, sad. I much prefer the real thing. Which arrives in about an hour.

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Sat Apr 08, 2006 1:02 am

http://myspace.com/hookahpalace

I'm going here around 9:30 for latin night every Friday. I'm usually the only white guy there and can't understand one fucking word of the music the DJ puts on, but there are a lot of hot latina chicks and $1 drafts. Good place to spend the night with some buddies and hopefully fuck some bitties after some drunken dancing (see: dry humping).

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Sat Apr 08, 2006 1:05 am

Yarr, I know all about the drunken dancing. And the cheap cerveza.

Post by **Transient** » Sat Apr 08, 2006 1:06 am

dzjepp wrote:I'm thinking of getting one to try out. Does anyone have experience with it and is it worth it?

Don't get the normal one, get either the wonder wave or super ribbed. :icon14:

Post by ek » Sat Apr 08, 2006 1:06 am

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Sat Apr 08, 2006 1:07 am

Ewwwwww.

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Sat Apr 08, 2006 1:07 am

Scourge wrote:Yarr, I know all about the drunken dancing. And the cheap cerveza.

yeah, drafts will hold me over, but I usually take some shots of 151 if my stomach is up to it or just settle for some Wild Turkey 101 before I start dancing. Liquid courage? maybe, but I've danced enough times sober to remind myself I'm white.

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Sat Apr 08, 2006 1:09 am

Lol.

I used to drink 151 straight quite a lot. Wild Turkey is another one I used to drink on occasion.

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Sat Apr 08, 2006 1:11 am

It's pretty much all beer now though. Much smoother on the body and mind at my age.

Post by **Transient** » Sat Apr 08, 2006 1:14 am

Also, they still might be doing the 3-for-2 deal. Just get one canister to go with them and use the plastic sleeves they come in for storage. All in all it'll cost about $100 after shipping, or you can just get one and don't bother with the canister, which isn't necessary but may be beneficial depending on your preferences. That would end up being the cheapest route if you're hesitant to put down money on this type of thing.

Oh, and lube is 100% required. The website offers a decent selection, but I suggest staying away from ID Glide. It's hard to wash away. And make sure it's not an oil-based lube, as it will eat away at the fleshlight even after just one use, making it become sticky/clingy. That means no hand lotion.

Post by **Transient** » Sat Apr 08, 2006 1:15 am

ek wrote:wtf

Don't knock it 'till you've tried it. :icon32:

Post by **Transient** » Sat Apr 08, 2006 1:16 am

And just like that, in the span of 5 minutes, I have utterly destroyed any reputation I may have had at this godforsaken website.

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Sat Apr 08, 2006 1:16 am

You have entirely too much experience with this product.

Post by **Transient** » Sat Apr 08, 2006 1:17 am

Sad, innit?

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Sat Apr 08, 2006 1:38 am

ctrlnuke wrote:lol, the target demographic has to be the fat nerds who fuck it while sobbing in their dark room with the only the blue glow of the monitor to provide companionship.

Transient wrote::icon19:

I forgot about guys who read fantasy novels too.

too gay to post image directly
^ looks like something that would be a big hit in the local 4th grade bookfair.

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Sat Apr 08, 2006 1:40 am

ctrlnuke wrote:
ctrlnuke wrote:lol, the target demographic has to be the fat nerds who fuck it while sobbing in their dark room with the only the blue glow of the monitor to provide companionship.

Transient wrote::icon19:
I forgot about guys who read fantasy novels too.

What exactly do you mean by fantasy? :icon6:

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Sat Apr 08, 2006 2:15 am

the amount of phallic symbols on the cover of that book is far too overbearing not to be intentional.

Post by **ForM** » Sat Apr 08, 2006 2:22 am

Transient wrote:And just like that, in the span of 5 minutes, I have utterly destroyed any reputation I may have had at this godforsaken website.

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