Another shit thread

Post by **tnf** » Mon Apr 10, 2006 4:29 am

Or lack thereof. I've not shit in 1.5 days. This is not comfortable.
Problem is the whole thing is going to hit me at the most inopportune time, probably in the car on the way to work.

Post by **Deathshroud** » Mon Apr 10, 2006 4:36 am

Eat a large salad, or a lot of Taco Bell.

Post by ek » Mon Apr 10, 2006 4:37 am

ey, I suggest eating a few prunes or drinking some prune juice.

Post by **Tsakali_** » Mon Apr 10, 2006 4:40 am

x-lax

edit
on a serious note try to resolve this quickly , I've heard impactions can get painful

Post by **Foo** » Mon Apr 10, 2006 5:13 am

I crap way less than daily. Every couple of days.

I have no idea how to speed up my metabolism, if indeed that is the cause.

Post by **[xeno]Julios** » Mon Apr 10, 2006 5:30 am

that sux tnf - bad diet over last couple days?

Post by **LawL** » Mon Apr 10, 2006 6:28 am

Twice daily for me.

Post by **Methyd™** » Mon Apr 10, 2006 6:49 am

Sometimes it takes for-fucking-ever to whipe my shit up. Like almost a full-roll. What the fuck!

Post by **LawL** » Mon Apr 10, 2006 6:53 am

I'm lucky like that, I snap them off relatively clean.

Post by **[xeno]Julios** » Mon Apr 10, 2006 7:13 am

Methyd™ wrote:Sometimes it takes for-fucking-ever to whipe my shit up. Like almost a full-roll. What the fuck!

learn to use water, my friend.

Post by **Don Carlos** » Mon Apr 10, 2006 7:15 am

I dont have that problem...usualy turn out 3 or 4 times a day!

Post by **MKJ** » Mon Apr 10, 2006 9:12 am

thats cos you eat like a fatty

Post by ek » Mon Apr 10, 2006 9:16 am

Don Carlos wrote:I dont have that problem...usualy turn out 3 or 4 times a day!

wtf you shit three to four times a day? you joking or what?

Post by **Transient** » Mon Apr 10, 2006 9:47 am

He must poop in short bursts.

Post by **mik0rs** » Mon Apr 10, 2006 10:38 am

Methyd™ wrote:Sometimes it takes for-fucking-ever to whipe my shit up. Like almost a full-roll. What the fuck!

Ditto sometimes, even with water. Damn it's good to share these sort of things.

Post by **S@M** » Mon Apr 10, 2006 10:54 am

just make sure it happens at work so you can get paid to drop one

Post by **brisk** » Mon Apr 10, 2006 10:56 am

Don Carlos wrote:I dont have that problem...usualy turn out 3 or 4 times a day!

I guess you really like the feeling of shit slipping out of your rectum

Post by **brisk** » Mon Apr 10, 2006 10:57 am

Longest i've waited is about 5 days. It was quite surreal not needing to shit for that long, but when I finally did unload it was a major disappointment.

Post by **Yeando** » Mon Apr 10, 2006 11:25 am

Whiskey and/or cider the nite before usually helps for me.
I end up with a mudside down my toiletpan.
Plus I get the evil loud power farts after if I want to impress people the next nite out.

Which reminds me its dinner time

Post by **losCHUNK** » Mon Apr 10, 2006 11:29 am

cider will turn your arse inside out

Post by **Pext** » Mon Apr 10, 2006 12:07 pm

tnf wrote:Or lack thereof. I've not shit in 1.5 days. This is not comfortable.
Problem is the whole thing is going to hit me at the most inopportune time, probably in the car on the way to work.

after such a long time it's easier to hold on.

btw: two years ago, during hollidays, i made a 4 day pause between two dumps. no problemo.

Post by **busetibi** » Mon Apr 10, 2006 12:10 pm

[xeno]Julios wrote:
Methyd™ wrote:Sometimes it takes for-fucking-ever to whipe my shit up. Like almost a full-roll. What the fuck!
learn to use water, my friend.

w3rd!

Post by **Transient** » Mon Apr 10, 2006 12:14 pm

I love it when after taking a dump, I go to wipe and there's nothing there. Completely clean. Fucking awesome. :icon14:

Post by **4days** » Mon Apr 10, 2006 12:19 pm

Tsakali_ wrote:x-lax

edit
on a serious note try to resolve this quickly , I've heard impactions can get painful

was it here that someone posted about recovering from serious constipation and having to get their mother to scoop it out?

that thread was gross, had me in fucking stitches.

Post by **plained** » Mon Apr 10, 2006 12:21 pm

if you arse goes thruogh a roll of paper like a sharpie felt marker,

i suugest eating some actual food :icon19:

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