Another shit thread

Post by **busetibi** » Mon Apr 10, 2006 12:29 pm

4days wrote:
was it here that someone posted about recovering from serious constipation and having to get their mother to scoop it out?

you're shitting me

Post by **R00k** » Mon Apr 10, 2006 12:32 pm

mik0rs wrote:
Methyd™ wrote:Sometimes it takes for-fucking-ever to whipe my shit up. Like almost a full-roll. What the fuck!
Ditto sometimes, even with water. Damn it's good to share these sort of things.

That only happens to me when I either eat shitty food (fast food mostly), or the day after I've been out drinking, thankfully.

It's a miserable feeling, having to go back time after time after time. After those sessions, even when I've finally gotten OCD-style clean, I can't help but coming away with a feeling of unfinished business. Just doesn't seem natural.

Post by **R00k** » Mon Apr 10, 2006 12:35 pm

busetibi wrote:
4days wrote:
was it here that someone posted about recovering from serious constipation and having to get their mother to scoop it out?
you're shitting me

No, but I'm sure he'd be willing to take a picture if he ever produced a reasonable facsimile.

Post by **mik0rs** » Mon Apr 10, 2006 12:38 pm

I'd just like to state I had a good old shit a few minutes ago.

Post by **Transient** » Mon Apr 10, 2006 12:39 pm

I would have remembered if that story came from here.

Post by ek » Mon Apr 10, 2006 12:40 pm

once i took a shit, it needed a double flush. :icon7:

Post by **Ryoki** » Mon Apr 10, 2006 12:41 pm

4days wrote:was it here that someone posted about recovering from serious constipation and having to get their mother to scoop it out?

that thread was gross, had me in fucking stitches.

that vaguely rings a bell...

Post by **plained** » Mon Apr 10, 2006 12:43 pm

i remember this one kid, a good kid, he doen never have any probs cause he jus reach right up his ass, grasp the shite and pullit out.

easy as 1-2-3

Post by **dzjepp** » Mon Apr 10, 2006 5:05 pm

Ahhhhh, the shit threads here are always a good read

Post by **Jackal** » Mon Apr 10, 2006 5:45 pm

4days wrote:
Tsakali_ wrote:x-lax

edit
on a serious note try to resolve this quickly , I've heard impactions can get painful
was it here that someone posted about recovering from serious constipation and having to get their mother to scoop it out?

that thread was gross, had me in fucking stitches.

That was wabbit. She had to get her anal glands lanced too. I only remember this because, coming from her, it was probably the most disgusting thing I had ever heard/invisioned.

Post by **losCHUNK** » Mon Apr 10, 2006 5:57 pm

what ?

Post by **Tormentius** » Mon Apr 10, 2006 6:20 pm

tnf wrote:Or lack thereof. I've not shit in 1.5 days. This is not comfortable.
Problem is the whole thing is going to hit me at the most inopportune time, probably in the car on the way to work.

All Bran :icon10:

Post by **Grudge** » Mon Apr 10, 2006 6:34 pm

Or a really strong espresso. Always gets my works going.

Post by **[xeno]Julios** » Mon Apr 10, 2006 7:18 pm

brisk wrote:
Don Carlos wrote:I dont have that problem...usualy turn out 3 or 4 times a day!
I guess you really like the feeling of shit slipping out of your rectum

who doesn't?

taking a good shit is one of the most wonderful biological experiences available to us. I suspect it has something to do with a certain cluster of nerves in the region.

Post by **Fjoggs** » Mon Apr 10, 2006 7:22 pm

I could live without it. Taking a piss however..

Post by **[xeno]Julios** » Mon Apr 10, 2006 7:24 pm

Fjoggs wrote:I could live without it.

u serious?

have u no recollection of ever taking a really satisfying dump?

the feeling of bliss you receive right after, which carries you happily onward into your day?

this doesn't resonate at all with you?

Post by **brisk** » Mon Apr 10, 2006 7:37 pm

Yeah, pooping is great. Hurray for shit!

Post by **MKJ** » Mon Apr 10, 2006 7:44 pm

[xeno]Julios wrote:
brisk wrote:
Don Carlos wrote:I dont have that problem...usualy turn out 3 or 4 times a day!
I guess you really like the feeling of shit slipping out of your rectum
who doesn't?

taking a good shit is one of the most wonderful biological experiences available to us. I suspect it has something to do with a certain cluster of nerves in the region.

that, and relieving your eye from an itch

oh and streching after a nap

Post by ek » Mon Apr 10, 2006 7:55 pm

and jerking off!

Post by **Scarface** » Mon Apr 10, 2006 8:08 pm

1.5 isnt bad man. I was camping a couple years ago, i didn't shit for 5 days. Once I did tho, damn did it ever feel great.

Post by **Wabbit** » Mon Apr 10, 2006 8:29 pm

No problems here. Salad's keep everything working wonderfully. Extra water and walking/exercise also help, believe it or not.

I know pain meds can sometimes cause the works to stop up though.

And I don't envy men. Men shits are the worst plus I heard dealing with the extra hair can cause cleanup problems. Yuck.

Post by **Dek** » Mon Apr 10, 2006 8:35 pm

during basic training it took about 8 days for a log to drop, same for alot of the guys, we were worried, but they said it was because of the stress and food we was eating..

Post by **[xeno]Julios** » Mon Apr 10, 2006 8:38 pm

Wabbit wrote:
And I don't envy men. Men shits are the worst plus I heard dealing with the extra hair can cause cleanup problems. Yuck.

i wasn't aware that men's bowel movements differed from women's.

anyway, about the hair "problem" - there's this thing called water - you know - the substance we use in cleaning just about every other part of our body...

toilet paper is so hygienically inferior

Post by **brisk** » Mon Apr 10, 2006 9:30 pm

[xeno]Julios wrote:
Wabbit wrote:
And I don't envy men. Men shits are the worst plus I heard dealing with the extra hair can cause cleanup problems. Yuck.
i wasn't aware that men's bowel movements differed from women's.

anyway, about the hair "problem" - there's this thing called water - you know - the substance we use in cleaning just about every other part of our body...

toilet paper is so hygienically inferior

Call me a traditionalist, but I simply cannot compel myself to wet my hand and wipe my shitty asshole with it.

Post by ek » Mon Apr 10, 2006 9:37 pm

so you walk around with shit stains? :icon25:

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