Quake3World

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Thu Apr 13, 2006 10:26 pm

So I have a date with a girl from one of my classes Friday night. At first I thought I was a shoe in to fuck her until she added me on facebook earlier today and I saw this: [highlighted the things that should send me running]

Looking For:
Friendship

Interested In:
Men

Relationship Status:
Single

Political Views:
Conservative

Interests:
Jesus!

Favorite Music:
Audio A., Newsboys, Stellar Kart, Hawk Nelson, Juliana Theaory, Jadon Lavik, Nichole Nordeman, Third Day, KJ-52, Jeremy Camp, And some Broadway Musicals, Calls From Home, Story Side B, David Crowder Band, Todd Agnew, Josh Bates, Building 429, The Wedding, Olivia the Band.... (there is much more to this list but too many names!)
[^I don't know any of those bands, but probably christian?]

Favorite Movies:
Finding Neverland, and many more

Favorite Books:
Bible, Karen Kingsbury, and Dee Henderson.

Favorite Quote:
I WANNA BE LIKE MY JESUS
BUT IM NOT SURE WHAT THAT MEANS
TO BE LIKE YOU JESUS
CUZ YOU SAID TO LIVE LIKE YOU
LOVE LIKE YOU
BUT THEN YOU DIED FOR ME
CAN I BE LIKE YOU JESUS
I WANNA BE LIKE YOU JESUS
I WANNA BE LIKE MY JESUS

About Me:
I love Jesus if you can't tell. I am going to school to become a part of Youth Ministries. I want to help youth and help build them up and teach them about Jesus. I stand for Jesus..

Now, most of me is saying call off the date with her and make some excuse because I can always find another girl to take on Friday night and I'll actually get laid out of it. I'll also be able to take them somewhere fun (i.e. drinking, gamlbing, hookah, etc.)
But the guy in me is saying just maybe this isn't as impossible as I think. Who knows? maybe she could be a freak? I have no problem lying through my teeth to this girl about wanting a relationship or what not if it will get me laid. Hell, I've already told a few girls I love them just to get regular sex whenever I want it and so they don't get suspicious about me seeing other girls. I'm leaving the state in less than a month I figure I can keep it up til then...then stop answering my phone when I'm in California.

[whine]q3w what do I do? Take out Jesus freak and take my chances in trying to fuck a virgin (but more than likely not even a kiss)? Or call up another girl that I've already fucked and know I'll be able to?[/whine]

Post by **werldhed** » Thu Apr 13, 2006 10:33 pm

Is she fun to hang around with? If so, then then it might not be a ruined evening.

If you just want sex with a virgin, there are plenty of others out there.

Maybe you can convince her to take it in the butt to perserve her virginity.

(ps. some of those are xtian bands)
(pps.

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Guest · Post by **Guest** » Fri Apr 14, 2006 12:39 am

Ok, the "I stand for Jesus" line put two options in my head.

A: Get really drunk before I take her out since I know she won't want to drink or do anything fun besides for dinner and a movie...this will:
AI: With all of the alcohol in my system I'll try picking her up multiple times which can lead to me being rejcted multiple times and making a drunken fool of myself.
AII: However, I have enough confidence in myself (and although I've never tried it on a religious freak), I may get laid.

B: I'm going to a popular college bar tonight - House of Brews. I'll try to find a replacement girl to fill her spot and take the new girl out tomorrow night. I'm not going to call a girl that I already have because the reason I've been looking forward to this is that I like to have a number of girls I can call up when I want to go out or get laid and want to have one more. None of those relationships need re-enforcement right now so I want to add another one to the "collection" for the last month before I go home.

Oh yeah, I know you guys don't give a fuck - you shouldn't. That's why I posted this in qwfix. I just like to whine.

Post by **LawL** » Fri Apr 14, 2006 1:03 am

http://www.quake3world.com/forum/viewto ... 2&start=35

Post by **werldhed** » Fri Apr 14, 2006 1:54 am

I thought you had a family.

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Fri Apr 14, 2006 2:27 am

werldhed wrote:I thought you had a family.

I meant that in the mom+dad, two brothers sense. As in I still keep in touch and have a good family. Something a 47 year old internet recluse most likely does not have.

Not family in the wife+kids sense.

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Fri Apr 14, 2006 2:31 am

Law wrote:http://www.quake3world.com/forum/viewto ... 2&start=35

As I said, I like to whine about things here since I refrain from doing so in every day life.
If you knew me you'd think I'm much more calm, cool, and collected than I really am just for that reason.
Although I'm always sure of myself, I still get confused about what's in my best interest pretty often, I just don't let in show. Hence the thread.

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Fri Apr 14, 2006 2:32 am

I like having this girl here and that girl there and another girl as a backup so that i can go out with another girl instead of this other girl because the girl im going out with might be a religios threak. ok someones looking for attention

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Fri Apr 14, 2006 2:33 am

ToxicBug wrote:I like having this girl here and that girl there and another girl as a backup so that i can go out with another girl instead of this other girl because the girl im going out with might be a religios threak. ok someones looking for attention

I'm just another q3 nerd looking for advice. Give me a break.

Post by **DRuM** » Fri Apr 14, 2006 2:54 am

what a nerd

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Fri Apr 14, 2006 3:07 am

ctrlnuke wrote: I'm just another q3 nerd looking for advice...

DRuM wrote:what a nerd

You gotta provide more ammunition than what I give you Drummeh :lub:

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Fri Apr 14, 2006 3:13 am

Also in the first post the answer seems clear what I should do - go out with a girl I already fucked to guarantee sex.

However, I forgot to mention that with this girl all we do for an hour + in class is flirt with each other. I didn't know she was so religious until today. I have tattoos, my septum pierced, she knows I get fucked up often (every monday we talk about what we did during the weekend)...knowing how religious she is now, I wouldn't think she'd be interested in me. However, things have beein going very well and I know she's interested - which is the only reason I'm still considering taking her out.

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Fri Apr 14, 2006 4:05 am

btw post ur pic, i wanna see the guy who gets a new piece of hot ass every night of the week

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Fri Apr 14, 2006 4:13 am

ToxicBug wrote:btw post ur pic, i wanna see the guy who gets a new piece of hot ass every night of the week

I'll do it sometime this weekend. It's a pain in the ass because I only have my phone - no scanner or digital. I take a pic on my phone, send it to my email, then upload it on imageshack.
I used to have my myspace link in the post your picture thread but took it down after a few months after I realized what psychos there are (drum). I'm not worried about people harrassing me, I'm worried about internet psychos (drum) harrassing my friends.

PM me and I'll send you my myspace link over a PM if you promise not to show them (drum) my profile. But yeah, if my cell phone wasn't such a pain in the ass I'd be more than happy to post a pic right now. Like I said, I'll PM you my myspace link if you want...I have 10 pics posted on there.

Edit: IIRC, I still have some (2?) pics posted in the post your image thread. Somewhere in the 30's. I don't remember exactly what page, but you'll see them...early 30's I think. I only took my myspace link off, not those two pics.

Post by **losCHUNK** » Fri Apr 14, 2006 4:35 am

turn her to the darkside

then your lifes story shall be complete

Post by **LawL** » Fri Apr 14, 2006 5:02 am

This is the face of the person we're meant to believe is the ultimate pussy-pulling machine?

Do the girls get turned on by your teddy bears on top of your cupboard?

Post by **DRuM** » Fri Apr 14, 2006 5:05 am

ctrlnuke wrote: .
I used to have my myspace link in the post your picture thread but took it down after a few months after I realized what psychos there are (drum). I'm not worried about people harrassing me, I'm worried about internet psychos (drum) harrassing my friends.

Are your friends knobheads like you? In that case, don't worry, I wouldn't have dreamed of harrassing them.

Post by **DRuM** » Fri Apr 14, 2006 5:05 am

Law wrote:

This is the face of the person we're meant to believe is the ultimate pussy-pulling machine?

Do the girls get turned on by your teddy bears on top of your cupboard?

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Fri Apr 14, 2006 9:49 am

yep, double bed, big mirror, and high ceiling is a big sign of a dorm room. That was in a girlfriend at the time's bedroom.
Although that pic is almost a year old, there's not too much to change. My hair in that pic looks like shit, it's all messed up - my hair is shorter on the top (about half that length), I keep the sides shorter - trimmed and neat, and I spike it. I've also had my septum pierced since that pic.

Edit: and although you can't see it to well (blond stubble), you can see some shadow on my face, I've been shaving every day for the past few months as opposed to every other day which is what I used to do.

Post by ek » Fri Apr 14, 2006 9:53 am

heh drum's been fucked over too many times in r&r, he decided to troll someone here.

and

at the insecure nerds assuming someone cant have many girlfriends whilst he posts on the INTERNET OH NO WAI!

Post by ek » Fri Apr 14, 2006 9:55 am

also to get back to your original dilema. i suggest this. take the religious nut out about 7~, plan to meet one of your sluts at maybe 9~, get the slut to call you and pretend its an important call and you have to leave the religious nut if it isnt panning out... and go fuck the slut.

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Fri Apr 14, 2006 4:04 pm

ek wrote:also to get back to your original dilema. i suggest this. take the religious nut out about 7~, plan to meet one of your sluts at maybe 9~, get the slut to call you and pretend its an important call and you have to leave the religious nut if it isnt panning out... and go fuck the slut.

thats the most elaborate plan ive ever heard

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Fri Apr 14, 2006 8:01 pm

ek wrote:also to get back to your original dilema. i suggest this. take the religious nut out about 7~, plan to meet one of your sluts at maybe 9~, get the slut to call you and pretend its an important call and you have to leave the religious nut if it isnt panning out... and go fuck the slut.

Thanks, I'll probably do something like that. I was hoping I was going to meet a new girl last night at the bar, but no such luck. Just got drunk and almost got my ass kicked.

Worst part is that after I came back around 2:45am I started posting here.

Post by **feedback** » Fri Apr 14, 2006 10:42 pm

hey ctrlnuke props for being normal

lets be facebook friends yeah

Post by **Underpants?** » Sat Apr 15, 2006 2:31 am

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